Monday, 16 March 2009
Sunday, 15 March 2009
Season 3 Episode 19
Spring Broken First Aired: 15/Mar/2009 | ||
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| Kevin: What are you doing right now? Scotty: Just, uh, cleaning up. Kevin: The place looks pretty clean to me. Scotty: What did you have in mind? Kevin: I don't know. You know, the two of us. A free morning. Scotty: Mmmm. Kevin: It's probably a delivery. Let's just ignore that. Scotty: Okay. Wow. They really need a signature. Kevin: Are we ever gonna have sex again? Scotty: I don't know. I'm busy. My work, your family. Maybe we need to schedule it. Kevin: What, like sex at 4:00? That's really romantic. Scotty: Appointment sex. What married couples have to do. Kevin: Yeah? Well, not this one. Haven't you heard of calling first? Sarah: I can't call. Your brothers have co-opted my phone lines. Kevin: They're mine now? Sarah: Listen, Kevin, I wanna be a good big sister. I really do. But you gotta get them off my couch. Their crap is all over my house, and they're eating all my food. Hi, Scotty. Scotty: Hi, Sarah interruptus. There. It's in the books. Kevin: Wow. Sarah: You putting sex in the books now? Kevin: No. Sarah: Yes, you are. Kevin: Yeah, thanks to you. Sarah: Well, listen, I'm sorry. Kevin: Oh, hi. My name's Kevin Walker. I was wondering if I could schedule an appointment for later this evening. Scotty: Look at that. An appointment just opened up. Shall I pencil you in, Mr. Walker? Kevin: Yes, please. I love you. Justin: Oh, Love you too, Scotty. Kevin: Oh, Justin loves you too. Scotty: See you tonight. Kevin: Okay, bye. |
Sunday, 8 March 2009
Season 3 Episode 18
Taking Sides First Aired: 08/Mar/2009 | ||
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| Saul: All right,let me guess. Mm, preemptively intoxicating yourself before the worst-timed dinner in Walker family history? Scotty: I thought hiding in the corner might help, too. Saul: Hmmmm Scotty: So thank you for the strong-arm phone call. Saul: Please. I'm merely the messenger. That was all Nora's work. Scotty: Huh. Has tommy even told her? Or is he just gonna wait until she notices a prison postmark on his first letter? Saul: Well, I suspect he's having a bit of denial, if that's what you're asking. Kevin: Well, this is gonna be fun. Where are harold and maude? Thank you. Saul: Maude's in the kitchen. Harold's upstairs. Justin: All right. Don't, uh, don't worry about it. We haven't even, uh, started eating yet, so... Kevin: Now is not the time to talk about this, so keep your voice down. Sarah: Listen, everybody-- Mora: All right, you guys. I know what you're doing. All this whispering and huddling... Tommy: Mom, um... Nora: He's just upstairs. He's gonna come down any minute. Justin: Mom, we're not even talking about Ryan. We're talking about... Ugh. Kevin: You okay? Justin: Yeah, it's spicy. It's good. Nora: Sure you're not talking about ryan,and I'm the queen of Sheba. Sarah: Actually, you are. Nora: Please, please, please, just be nice tight. Just be yourselves. Kevin: Be nice or be ourselves. Which is it? Justin: Good point, Kevin. Nora: Hi, so you see? They do exist. Ryan: Hi. All: Hi. Kevin: Kevin. Ryan: Hi, Kevin. Kevin: Really nice to meet you. Justin: Nice to see you again, man. Tommy: I'm Tommy. Kvin: Scotty and Sarah. Sarah: Sarah walker. Nora: I told them to be themselves. Who the hell are these people? Kevin: I'm sorry.I have a problem with the way he's been acting tonight. Scotty: Aren't we all acting on account of Ryan? Isn't that the mandate? Kevin: Tommy was arrested for felony embezzlement. You think a little humility might be in order. Scotty: Stop taking it so personally. Besides,the night is almost over. Kevin: Thank god. Nora: Where's Tommy? When were you gonna tell me? Saul: Nora, don't do this now. Ryan doesn't have to-- Nora: Ryan is the only one with the decency to let me know. Justin: Are, are you kidding me? Why would you say something to her? Ryan: I didn't know. Nora: Oh, stop it. This has nothing to do with him. Who, who did youembezzle from? Kevin: You know what? Now really isn't the time for this. Sarah: Kevin's right. This is much more-- Nora: I'm talking to Tommy. Who did you embezzle from? Tommy: Look, mom, it's complicated, all right? I needed money to fund a deal, so I, I borrowed it from Ojai. Nora: From Ojai? Tommy: Yeah, and I will put it back. Nora: Just like your father was. |
Monday, 2 March 2009
Season 3 Episode 16 - 17 - music
Sunday, 1 March 2009
Season 3 Episode 16 - 17
Family Legacy First Aired: 01/Mar/2009 | ||
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| Episode 16 ♪ Darlin' Do Not Fear ♪ by Brett Denne ♪ Listen Justin: Do what? Sarah: This. Justin: This? Sarah: Yes. Justin: Family dinner. There's gotta be a story. Sarah: Oh, Mom. Do you need a hand with anything? Nora: No. I'm fine. Justin: So does anyone wanna guess why we're really here? Saul: Don't you think it's possible that your mother wants to have her children over without an agenda. All: No. Kevin: Saul, she cooked a rack of lamb. Sarah: Oh, I know what this is about. Scotty: What's it about? Sarah: It's about me. Kevin: Oh, what a novel conclusion. Kitty: What's so special about you? Sarah: Because, apart from the obvious, thanks to my little startup that could, Greenatopia, I paid off my second mortgage yesterday. All: Oh, wow. Julia: Sarah! High five. Robert: That's great. Tommy: No offense: That's roast chicken at best. Kevin: Yeah, Justin getting a mortgage, that would be a rack of lamb. Justin: You think maybe she's sleeping with somebody again? Sarah: I don't know. She gets more action than me, for sure. Saul: Your mother is not sleeping with anyone. Kitty: Well, whatever it is, I'm hungry, so I am going to the kitchen. I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on, okay? Sarah: Trust me, Robert. That's not hunger. That's a very bad mood. Robert: I'll be right back. Nora: Okay, rack of lamb, everyone. Sarah: It is gorgeous. Nora: Where are Kitty and Robert? Tommy: They're dealing with something. Nora: Kevin, what's going on? Kevin: What? I'm his communications director. I'm not his marriage counselor. Justin: You know what, we should eat. I mean, they might be in there forever. Nora: No, we are not going to start until everyone's at the table. Sarah: Okay, then, Mom, can you please tell us what is going on? Kevin: Yeah. Nora: We're having dinner. Can't I have my children over without? All: No. Saul: This is a very special bottle of Cote de Nuits. I want you to cleanse your palates, otherwise you're not gonna get any. Justin: Cleanse my palate of what? Mom, can we just start eating? Nora: Justin, relax. Jusin: Kevin, can you just toss me a roll, then, please? Nora: Well... Scotty: Oh!, nice catch, Nora. Justin: Mom. Nora: For goodness' sakes. Scotty: How's it going with Henry? Saul: Great. He wants to have dinner separately. Sarah: We don't do separately. Saul: When are you and Rebecca gonna be free, Justin? Justin: Who knows? Kevin: Where is she? Saul: Is she ever coming back to work? Justin: Look, I don't know. Just drop it, all right? Sarah: Is something going on with you two? Justin: No, no. Why would you ask? Kevin: Because you're being defensive. Justin: There's a reason. Nora: All of you just leave him alone, all right? Leave him alone. Justin: Thank you, Mom. Nora: How is the job hunt going, honey? Justin: Oh, my... Sarah: I've got a leak under my sink, if you wanna take a look at that. Justin: That's awesome. Robert: Okay. Sorry. Justin: Can we eat now? Robert: One second. I have something that I wanna say. As you all know, our birth mother is due in two weeks. All: Yeah. All right. Robert: And, well, it's a boy. All: Oh! Robert: No, I'm just kidding. It's a girl. All:Oh! Robert: Just kidding. We don't know. It's gonna be a surprise. But I do have something that I wanna say. After much soul-searching, and the hard-fought support of your amazing sister Kitty, I've decided I'm running for governor. Sarah: What? Nora: Kevin. I knew you were holding out on us. Robert: But I'm not announcing it until next week, so, Walkers, keep a lid on it.Scotty: Seriously, Kitty and I adore all of you, you're family, and we just wanted you to be the first to know. Kitty: Yes. Cheers. Justin: Cheers. All: Cheers. Tommy: Governor. Cheers. Justin: Governor. Noray: Speaking of family, I, too, have an announcement. Sarah: Oh, the truth comes out. Nora: I just want you all to know that last weekend, I went to Berkeley, and... I met your half-brother Ryan. Sarah: What? Kitty: The bastard? Nora: Kitty. Kevin: See, what'd I tell you? Rack of lamb. Justin: Why would you do? Nora: Because he called me. He found out William was his father, biological father. Tommy: You didn't have to go up and meet him. Sarah: I thought you decided you were gonna leave this alone. Nora: He is related to you. It was the right thing to do. Saul: Nora, tell them about the ticket. You know what your mother did? She bought him a plane ticket. He's probably flying here at this very minute. All: What? Justin: You can't be serious. Nora: He has the right to know where he came from. Sarah: Wow. Kevin: Oh, my God. Sarah: What's he like? Nora: He's lovely. He's young, and he needs help growing up, that's all. Kitty: Mom, you know what? Not everybody needs to meet our family to be happy. All: eah. Justin: We're miserable. Sarah: Look at Kevin. Kitty: I mean... Kevin: Look how miserable I am. Justin: We're, like, all unhappy. Kevin: She is? Wait, right now? Scotty: Yes, now. Ah... what happened to that gift bag you brought home? There was a candle in it, I think. Kevin: Yeah, I threw it out. Scotty: You threw it out? Kevin: It was sandalwood. Scotty: Kevin. Kevin: What? You hate sandalwood. Has Kitty talked to Robert? Sarah: You have to dig into the crack. Scotty: Excuse me? Sarah: Have to find the lower anchor. You'll feel a click. Scotty: Yeah. I see it. Sarah: Did that click? Scotty: Yeah. Sarah: Good, good. No, no, no. The other way around. Scotty: The child rides backwards? Sarah: That's right. It's safer. Saul: No wonder they spit up all the time. Sarah: Come on, guys. This is not rocket science. It's an infant car seat. Saul: What are you talking about, Sarah? There are... there are straps and tethers and anchors... It's mind-boggling. Scotty: Don't worry about me. I only make a living with my hands. Tommy: I'll be right there, Scotty. Scotty: Okay, guys, could I please get a hand in here? Tommy: Just relax, all right? Episode 17 Kevin: I feel like I haven't seen you in years. Scotty: You poor thing. Are you okay? Kevin: Yeah, I think so. My phone died. I think I killed it, you know, trying to make so many calls. Can I borrow yours? I need to call the office.> They need to fax a bunch of confidentiality agreements. Scotty: Okay, can you at least tell me what happened, first? Kevin: Yeah. Robert had a heart attack. You know, one minute he was fine, the next he collapsed, and we called him an ambulance. Scotty: That's it? Kevin: What do you want me to say? Ummm, you know, that I thought he was gonna die? That I thought I was gonna have to stand there and watch him die, and, you know, not be able to help? Scotty: But you did help him. You got him here. Kevin: You know, in the ambulance when they were working on him, the EMT kept saying to me: "Your friend... Your... Your friend is gonna be okay." I didn't even like him when he became my brother-in-law. And now that he is my friend, and God knows how that happened, I can't bear the thought of losing him. Scotty: But the EMT said he was gonna be fine. Kevin: Yeah, that was before his heart stopped. I mean, what if that happens again? Scotty: They'll take care of him. You know, your friend has a new son. And you have a new nephew. Kevin: Have you seen him? Scotty: Mm-hm. And I think you better meet him before you do anything else. Kevin: I don't feel presentable right now. Scotty: It's okay. He won't mind. He's all blotchy too. Tommy: Hey, Scotty. This is yours. Scotty: Oh, thanks, Tommy. I didn't realize how hungry I was. Tommy: Yeah. Here, babe. I got this for you. Julia: You still mad at me? Tommy: No, I'm fine. Julia: Tell me why you got... Tommyy: Kev, uh, pastrami. What, is that a problem? Kevin: No. |
Monday, 9 February 2009
Season 3 Episode 14 - music
Sunday, 8 February 2009
Season 3 Episode 14
Owning It
First Aired: 08/Feb/2009
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Saul: Great, and I'm happy for her. I also happen to be annoyed and in... insulted. Kevin: Why would you be insulted? Saul: Well, first of all, I find this whole evite thing profoundly annoying. Whatever happened to proper triple-embossed paper with a nice response card and that sweet little tissue over it? Scotty: So you would've gone if they'd sent you a proper paper invitation? Saul: No. No, I don't understand why the three of us would be more interested in going to a shower than Tommy or Justin or even Robert, who is the child's father. Kevin: Because we're gay, Saul. We're supposed to like these kinds of things. Saul: Oh, come on, kevin that's reductive. I didn't come out of the closet to become a cliché? Really. And I, I wouldn't go to a gay pride parade, either, and wear those leather things that they wear. Kevin: Chaps? This is a baby shower, Saul. Scotty: You know, maybe, Kevin, it's a generational thing. Kevin: Well, what's the point of being gay if you're gonna act like this? Scotty: There's no one way to be gay. Kevin: Well, he's managed to pick the most dull, joyless version I've ever seen. What would your plus-one say about this? Saul: My what? Kevin: Your boyfriend. Saul: Well, I'm sure he'd feel exactly the same way. Kevin: He doesn't even know he's invited, does he? Ah, that's what this is all about. You're afraid to let him meet us, aren't you? Saul: Well, can you blame me for not wanting to throw him to the lions? Kevin: We don't even know his name. Saul: Henry. Kevin: Oh. Saul: Henry. His name is Henry. Scotty, the lamb was delicious. Scotty: Oh, you're welcome. Kevin: Whe are you going? Saul: I am not gonna stand here and be interrogated by "The View." Kevin: Well, I'm asking about your boyfriend. It's called showing an interest. Saul: Why don't you please just let me do it my way? Kevin: But that's not who you are, Saul. You haven't missed a family event your whole life. Saul: Have a nice day. Kevin: Ah, tell Henry we said Hello. Kevin: Hi! Sarah: You're late. Kevin: What's wrong with you? Sarah: I'm just starting to feel that everybody's got more important things to do than focus on the shower. Kitty's just been offered a huge job, and mom... I'm not even gonna pretend that I'm not gonna tell you... is sleeping with Roger. Kevin: The architect? Sarah: The married architect. Kevin: I'm... I'm sorry. The world just shifted on its axis. My head just exploded. Sarah: Mom, too. She just found out. She's reeling. Kevin: Wow. Sarah: So you gays better be there, focused and ready for fun. Kevin: Yeah, I don't know how to tell you this. Saul's not coming. Sarah: What? Kevin: He doesn't want to be marginalized. Sarah: What are you talking about? Kevin: It's a long story. Sarah: I don't wanna hear it. Kevin: Okay. Sarah: What are you getting for Kitty? Kevin: The bumper jumper? The jumper bumper? Sarah: Oh, no, you gotta get the bounce bounce baby. It is much more versatile. Keeps 'em entertained for hours. Kevin: Shower nazi. Kevin: I can't believe you're sleeping with a married man. Sarah: Kevin! Kevin: Oo.. What? Nora: You told him? Oh, what do I care? Can you believe he wants me to be in an open relationship? Kevin: Oo... what? Nora: Oh, God. You didn't know that part, did you? Kevin: Wow, this just gets better and better. Sarah: Thanks, kevin. We were just winding down. Kevin: Okay well, if you want my opinion, I think it's great you're even considering having an open relationship. Julia: Hi. Nora: Did you just hear that? Julia: Yes. Nora: All right, that's it. That's it. That's it. There will be no more talking about Roger. For the next three hours, it's just baby, baby, baby. Sarah: That's right. You can do it, mom. Nora: Of course. This is a shower. Sarah: Yes. Nora: This is what I do. Kevin: Right. Nora: Where the hell is Kitty? Damn it. I give her a time to be here... Paige: Aunt Kitty, I made this video for you and uncle Robert to celebrate your baby. I hope you like it. Kitty: Aww, Paige. Thank you. Paige: Ready? Kitty: Yeah! Sarah: Oh, come here, honey. You're so clever. Paige's video: "dear cousin, welcome to the story of the walker family.": Kitty: Paige, how did you do this? Paige's video: "First there was grandpa, who met grandma..." Kitty: This is great. Paige's video: "And they fell in love and got married. Together, they planted the walker family..." Saul: Hi. Sorry I'm late. All: Shhhhh. Sarah: We're watching Paige's video. Kevin: Uh, you know what, Paige? Let's, let's go from the beginning. Sarul: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. But... everybody, this is Henry. Henry, this is everybody. All: Hey, hi. Henry. Henry: Hi. Kitty: Come on, come on in. Kitty: Ah... Woo. A fruit? Nora: What kind of fruit, Kitty? That the game. Kitty: You know what, mom? Actually, I think that this one might have gone off. Nora: That's what baby food smells like. Next. Kitty: Mom, maybe we... Nora: Sniff it, Sarah. Sniff it. It's fun. Sniff it. Kitty: No, no, I think everybody's getting tired of the games. Nora: Oh, come on, guys. This is what you do at baby showers. Sarah: Okay. Peach? Nora: No. Apricot. How could you not know that? You're a mother. Sarah: Mom, you just blew it. Henry was next. Henry: No, no, it's all right. I'm allergic to apricots anyway. Nora: I'm sorry, Henry. I get so excited at showers. Rebecca: You know what? Maybe we should just open the presents. I'm up. Kitty: You know, I, I do... I think it's a great idea. Sarah: Yeah, good idea. I agree. Nora: Okay, fine. No one won. So... on to the gifts. Okay, Rebecca you take care of the trash. I need someone to record all the presents. Henry: I'll do that. Saul: You can't do that. You don't even know who anybody is. Henry: What better way to learn? Sarul: Oh. He trying too hard, isn't he? Scotty: Oh, relax. He's doing fine. Saul: Really? Scotty: Not at all. Nora: Okay, Kitty, you sit here. Kitty: No, I'm... I'm okay. Nora: You're the guest of honor. This is... this is where you're supposed to sit. Kitty: Okay, fine. Fine. I'm... fine. Okay, I will. No problem at all. Here I am. Here I am. Nora: I'll get the gifts. Okay. Kevin: Henry, it's so nice to meet you at last. Henry: You, too, Kevin. Sauly's told me so much about you. Kevin: Sauly? Scotty: How did you two meet? Henry: At the symphony. Saul: Right. Nora: Whose gift is this? Henry: We'd both just finished reading the same book. Saul: Right. Nora: Whose present is this? Saul: I was holding the book. It was open, so he saw it. Henry: Pretentious book. Saul: It was a brilliant book. Sarah: What? What was it? Nora: Whose gift is this? Come on, people. Listen up. Scotty: Oh, that's my gift. Sarah: Mom, just tone it down a notch. Nora: Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. So start opening. We have a lot to get through. Kitty: Wow, Kev. I mean, it's... it's so colorful. Kevin: Sarah made me buy it. Sarah: Babies live for this because... look, it's so safe and very musical. See? Kitty: Right. It's... it's very cool. It's very cool. I love it. Nora: Now for the pièce de réistance. Kitty: Um... Wow. I mean, I.. I don't even know what to say. I mean, you guys have been so incredibly generous. And I... I guess I'm gonna have to build a new room in my house to fit all this stuff. I mean, come on, right? Who knew? Who knew that just a little baby was gonna need all this stuff? Sarah: Welcome to motherhood. Kitty: Right. Right. Well, I guess I did know. I mean, I did gister. But seeing it all here, it just seems like a lot. Nora: Okay. Okay, here we go. Sit right there. I'm just gonna do this. Here it is. Da da. Julia: Oh, my god. You got that one? Nora: It's the most expensive stroller on the market. Kitty: I didn't really need the most expensive stroller on the market. Sarah: Yes, you do. It is so light. . . Nora: It's so light. Sarah: It collapses very easily, and you can turn baby to face you. Nora: So come here. I'll show you how to fold it. Kitty: Not now. Not in front of everybody. No, I'm not... I'm not very good at gadgets. Nora: It's not a gadget, honey. It's a stroller. Come here, come here. Sarah: Mom, there's a pedal there... put your foot on this pedal, the left pedal. Nora: Here, put one hand here on that little button, and one hand on this little button. We don't need to do the pedals on this one. Just lift up. Sarah: Pull the buttons toward you. Kitty: Ouch, ouch. Nora: Just pull up. Pull up. Pull up. Try again. Try again. Kitty: No, no, I can't. Sarah: Do it. Do it. Kitty: I can't do it. Nora: You can do it. Sarah: Maybe Kitty might like to watch the instructional DVD video. Scotty: Sarah, I don't wanna have to watch an instructional video to learn how to work a stroller. I told you that I didn't want an expensive stroller anyway. And also told you that I didn't want the games. All right? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm, uh, excuse me. Kevin: Did my present freak her out? Nora: No. I freaked her out. Julia: Well, you've had a lot on your mind. Kevin: Yeah, no kidding. Nora: Kevin, you know what? Not now. Saul: It's okay. Nora, Kevin told us what's going on, so it's fine. Nora: And what would that be, Saul? What was Kevin referring to? The fact that I find myself involved in an open relationship with Roger or the fact that I was in there yelling at Kitty and saying she was barely aware she's having a baby? Saul: You did that? Nora: Yes, it's what I did. I just get so sick of everybody telling me I'm too traditional. My showers are too traditional, the choices in men are too traditional. Saul: Why do you care what people say? You've never had trouble standing up for what you believe before? Nora: Because I like him, and I don't want to stop seeing him. Kevin: Well, then don't. Nora: But then I'm doing something I don't believe in. Henry: Uh, may I, uh, say something? Nora: Oh, God. Henry. This is not how I wanted to meet you. Henry: Whell I was gonna say, I once heard of a couples' study. Uh, half the couples were in a monogamous relationship. The other half were in, uh, open ones. At the end, they ask everybody, "Are you happy?" The result was exactly the same for both groups. Nora: What's your point? Henry: You can be happy in, uh, any kind of relationship. Kitty: Mom. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Nora: No, no, I'm sorry. Kitty: No, I'm so sorry. You gave me wonderful shower. . . Nora: Kitty, you're going to be a wonderful mother. Kitty: And I really do appreciate all your hard work. Nora: I'm gonna take that stroller back. You hate that stroller. It's the wrong color. Kitty: No, no, no, no. I love the stroller. I was being stupid. I... I... I'm sorry. Nora: I'm so sorry. Kitty: No, I'm so sorry. Nora: I'm sorry. Kitty: I'm sorry. Sarah: Awww. Okay, well, uh, let's have cake. Where's Paige? Kevin: Oh, she's, uh, she's watching the video again with Scotty. Kitty: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we have cake, there's actually, uh, one more present. Kevin: Oh, god. Kitty: It's something for mom. Kevin: Okay. Kitty: It's... Robert and I, um, spoke with Trish, and she said that it would be okay if we were in the delivery room for the birth. And we asked her if it would be okay if you were there, too. Nora: Oh, Kitty. Kitty: And she said that it would be fine. So, um, we... we really want you to be there, and I can't imagine anything that would mean more to me. So, um... Would you? Nora: Of course. Of course I'll be there. Of course I'll be there. Kitty: Thank you. ♪ Running To Stand Still ♪ by U2 ♪ Listen Nora: Hello. Hello. Who is this? Ryan: Mrs. Walker? Nora Walker. Nora: Speaking. Ryan: This is Ryan. Ryan Lafferty. Nora: Oh... Ryan: I'm the one who keeps hanging up. I'm sorry. I just... I didn't know what to say exactly. Scotty: It's okay. Scotty: I was wondering if we could talk. |
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