Season 3 Episode 19

Spring Broken First Aired: 15/Mar/2009

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Kevin: What are you doing right now? Scotty: Just, uh, cleaning up. Kevin: The place looks pretty clean to me. Scotty: What did you have in mind? Kevin: I don't know. You know, the two of us. A free morning. Scotty: Mmmm. Kevin: It's probably a delivery. Let's just ignore that. Scotty: Okay. Wow. They really need a signature. Kevin: Are we ever gonna have sex again? Scotty: I don't know. I'm busy. My work, your family. Maybe we need to schedule it. Kevin: What, like sex at 4:00? That's really romantic. Scotty: Appointment sex. What married couples have to do. Kevin: Yeah? Well, not this one. Haven't you heard of calling first? Sarah: I can't call. Your brothers have co-opted my phone lines. Kevin: They're mine now? Sarah: Listen, Kevin, I wanna be a good big sister. I really do. But you gotta get them off my couch. Their crap is all over my house, and they're eating all my food. Hi, Scotty. Scotty: Hi, Sarah interruptus. There. It's in the books. Kevin: Wow. Sarah: You putting sex in the books now? Kevin: No. Sarah: Yes, you are. Kevin: Yeah, thanks to you. Sarah: Well, listen, I'm sorry. Kevin: Oh, hi. My name's Kevin Walker. I was wondering if I could schedule an appointment for later this evening. Scotty: Look at that. An appointment just opened up. Shall I pencil you in, Mr. Walker? Kevin: Yes, please. I love you. Justin: Oh, Love you too, Scotty. Kevin: Oh, Justin loves you too. Scotty: See you tonight. Kevin: Okay, bye.