Season 3 Episode 16 - 17

Family Legacy First Aired: 01/Mar/2009

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Episode 16 ♪ Darlin' Do Not Fear ♪ by Brett Denne ♪ Listen Justin: Do what? Sarah: This. Justin: This? Sarah: Yes. Justin: Family dinner. There's gotta be a story. Sarah: Oh, Mom. Do you need a hand with anything? Nora: No. I'm fine. Justin: So does anyone wanna guess why we're really here? Saul: Don't you think it's possible that your mother wants to have her children over without an agenda. All: No. Kevin: Saul, she cooked a rack of lamb. Sarah: Oh, I know what this is about. Scotty: What's it about? Sarah: It's about me. Kevin: Oh, what a novel conclusion. Kitty: What's so special about you? Sarah: Because, apart from the obvious, thanks to my little startup that could, Greenatopia, I paid off my second mortgage yesterday. All: Oh, wow. Julia: Sarah! High five. Robert: That's great. Tommy: No offense: That's roast chicken at best. Kevin: Yeah, Justin getting a mortgage, that would be a rack of lamb. Justin: You think maybe she's sleeping with somebody again? Sarah: I don't know. She gets more action than me, for sure. Saul: Your mother is not sleeping with anyone. Kitty: Well, whatever it is, I'm hungry, so I am going to the kitchen. I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on, okay? Sarah: Trust me, Robert. That's not hunger. That's a very bad mood. Robert: I'll be right back. Nora: Okay, rack of lamb, everyone. Sarah: It is gorgeous. Nora: Where are Kitty and Robert? Tommy: They're dealing with something. Nora: Kevin, what's going on? Kevin: What? I'm his communications director. I'm not his marriage counselor. Justin: You know what, we should eat. I mean, they might be in there forever. Nora: No, we are not going to start until everyone's at the table. Sarah: Okay, then, Mom, can you please tell us what is going on? Kevin: Yeah. Nora: We're having dinner. Can't I have my children over without? All: No. Saul: This is a very special bottle of Cote de Nuits. I want you to cleanse your palates, otherwise you're not gonna get any. Justin: Cleanse my palate of what? Mom, can we just start eating? Nora: Justin, relax. Jusin: Kevin, can you just toss me a roll, then, please? Nora: Well... Scotty: Oh!, nice catch, Nora. Justin: Mom. Nora: For goodness' sakes. Scotty: How's it going with Henry? Saul: Great. He wants to have dinner separately. Sarah: We don't do separately. Saul: When are you and Rebecca gonna be free, Justin? Justin: Who knows? Kevin: Where is she? Saul: Is she ever coming back to work? Justin: Look, I don't know. Just drop it, all right? Sarah: Is something going on with you two? Justin: No, no. Why would you ask? Kevin: Because you're being defensive. Justin: There's a reason. Nora: All of you just leave him alone, all right? Leave him alone. Justin: Thank you, Mom. Nora: How is the job hunt going, honey? Justin: Oh, my... Sarah: I've got a leak under my sink, if you wanna take a look at that. Justin: That's awesome. Robert: Okay. Sorry. Justin: Can we eat now? Robert: One second. I have something that I wanna say. As you all know, our birth mother is due in two weeks. All: Yeah. All right. Robert: And, well, it's a boy. All: Oh! Robert: No, I'm just kidding. It's a girl. All:Oh! Robert: Just kidding. We don't know. It's gonna be a surprise. But I do have something that I wanna say. After much soul-searching, and the hard-fought support of your amazing sister Kitty, I've decided I'm running for governor. Sarah: What? Nora: Kevin. I knew you were holding out on us. Robert: But I'm not announcing it until next week, so, Walkers, keep a lid on it.Scotty: Seriously, Kitty and I adore all of you, you're family, and we just wanted you to be the first to know. Kitty: Yes. Cheers. Justin: Cheers. All: Cheers. Tommy: Governor. Cheers. Justin: Governor. Noray: Speaking of family, I, too, have an announcement. Sarah: Oh, the truth comes out. Nora: I just want you all to know that last weekend, I went to Berkeley, and... I met your half-brother Ryan. Sarah: What? Kitty: The bastard? Nora: Kitty. Kevin: See, what'd I tell you? Rack of lamb. Justin: Why would you do? Nora: Because he called me. He found out William was his father, biological father. Tommy: You didn't have to go up and meet him. Sarah: I thought you decided you were gonna leave this alone. Nora: He is related to you. It was the right thing to do. Saul: Nora, tell them about the ticket. You know what your mother did? She bought him a plane ticket. He's probably flying here at this very minute. All: What? Justin: You can't be serious. Nora: He has the right to know where he came from. Sarah: Wow. Kevin: Oh, my God. Sarah: What's he like? Nora: He's lovely. He's young, and he needs help growing up, that's all. Kitty: Mom, you know what? Not everybody needs to meet our family to be happy. All: eah. Justin: We're miserable. Sarah: Look at Kevin. Kitty: I mean... Kevin: Look how miserable I am. Justin: We're, like, all unhappy. Kevin: She is? Wait, right now? Scotty: Yes, now. Ah... what happened to that gift bag you brought home? There was a candle in it, I think. Kevin: Yeah, I threw it out. Scotty: You threw it out? Kevin: It was sandalwood. Scotty: Kevin. Kevin: What? You hate sandalwood. Has Kitty talked to Robert? Sarah: You have to dig into the crack. Scotty: Excuse me? Sarah: Have to find the lower anchor. You'll feel a click. Scotty: Yeah. I see it. Sarah: Did that click? Scotty: Yeah. Sarah: Good, good. No, no, no. The other way around. Scotty: The child rides backwards? Sarah: That's right. It's safer. Saul: No wonder they spit up all the time. Sarah: Come on, guys. This is not rocket science. It's an infant car seat. Saul: What are you talking about, Sarah? There are... there are straps and tethers and anchors... It's mind-boggling. Scotty: Don't worry about me. I only make a living with my hands. Tommy: I'll be right there, Scotty. Scotty: Okay, guys, could I please get a hand in here? Tommy: Just relax, all right? Episode 17 Kevin: I feel like I haven't seen you in years. Scotty: You poor thing. Are you okay? Kevin: Yeah, I think so. My phone died. I think I killed it, you know, trying to make so many calls. Can I borrow yours? I need to call the office.> They need to fax a bunch of confidentiality agreements. Scotty: Okay, can you at least tell me what happened, first? Kevin: Yeah. Robert had a heart attack. You know, one minute he was fine, the next he collapsed, and we called him an ambulance. Scotty: That's it? Kevin: What do you want me to say? Ummm, you know, that I thought he was gonna die? That I thought I was gonna have to stand there and watch him die, and, you know, not be able to help? Scotty: But you did help him. You got him here. Kevin: You know, in the ambulance when they were working on him, the EMT kept saying to me: "Your friend... Your... Your friend is gonna be okay." I didn't even like him when he became my brother-in-law. And now that he is my friend, and God knows how that happened, I can't bear the thought of losing him. Scotty: But the EMT said he was gonna be fine. Kevin: Yeah, that was before his heart stopped. I mean, what if that happens again? Scotty: They'll take care of him. You know, your friend has a new son. And you have a new nephew. Kevin: Have you seen him? Scotty: Mm-hm. And I think you better meet him before you do anything else. Kevin: I don't feel presentable right now. Scotty: It's okay. He won't mind. He's all blotchy too. Tommy: Hey, Scotty. This is yours. Scotty: Oh, thanks, Tommy. I didn't realize how hungry I was. Tommy: Yeah. Here, babe. I got this for you. Julia: You still mad at me? Tommy: No, I'm fine. Julia: Tell me why you got... Tommyy: Kev, uh, pastrami. What, is that a problem? Kevin: No.