Double Negative First Aired: 27/Apr/2008 | |
     | "Duppy Conqueror (Fort Knox Five Remix)" by Bob Marley & The Wailers Kevin wears a surf suit. Lyrics: Yes me friend, me friend We deh 'pon street again yes me friend, me good friend Dem SET ME free again the bars could not hold me force could not control me they tried to keep me down but Jah put I around yes I've been accused, many times and wrongly abused now but through the powers of the Most-I they've got to turn me loose dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now I' ve got to reach Mt. Zion so if you a BULLBUCKA, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend, me good frend we deh'pon street again yes me friend me good friend dem say we free again dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now ive got to reach Mt. Zion so if you a BULLBUCKA, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend dem say we free again yes me friend dem set deh street again CORRECT LYRICS: Yes me friend, We de a street again yes me friend, me good friend Dem say we're free again the bars could not hold me force could not control me, now they tried to keep me down but Jah put I around yes I've been accused, many a times and wrongly abused now but through the powers of the most-high they've got to turn me loose dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now I' ve got to reach Mt. Zion, the highest region so if you're a bull-bucker, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend, me good friend we de a street again yes me friend me good friend dem say we're free again dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now ive got to reach Mt. Zion - the highest region so if you a bull-bucker, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend dem say we free again yes me friend dem set de a street again |
Monday, 28 April 2008
Season 2 Episode 14 - music
Sunday, 27 April 2008
Season 2 Episode 14
Double Negative First Aired: 27/Apr/2008 | ||
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| ♪ Duppy Conqueror (Fort Knox Five Remix) ♪ by Bob Marley & The Wailers ♪ Listen Kevin: This is not what it looks like, okay? Justin gave me this because I'm going surfing with him and Tommy. Scotty: Oh, good. I was worried the oxycodone was making me hallucinate. Kevin: Oxycodone? Scotty: Battle with a very sharp paring knife. The paring knife won. I don't know what was more painful, the seven stitches or the hospital bill. Kevin: How bad? Scotty: A tetanus shot, $25. Stitches in the ER, 2,500. Absence of health insurance? Priceless. Kevin: You're walking around without health insurance? Scotty: I can't afford health insurance. I can't afford rent. Remember, that's why I moved in with you. Kevin: Okay, next time what if it's worse than a cut? You have to have health insurance, come on. Scotty: Kevin, please. No lectures, I'm very low on blood. Kevin: Okay. I'm sorry. You know, I'm concerned. Scotty: Well, I'll figure something out. I always do. Tommy: Hey, guys. Kevin: Hey. Justin: Hey. Nora: Tommy, how's Elizabeth? Tommy: She's.. she's fine. It's just a cold. But she's so cranky, Julia didn't want to inflict her on some poor babysitter. Nora: Darn it. Kevin: At least she doesn't have cancer. Nora: Kevin. Scotty: Forever the optimist. Sarah: Hey, Kitty. Kitty: Can we please stop talking about my reproductive system in public? And, you know, Tommy, you're really freaking me out. Kevin: Yeah, me, too. Tommy: You? Why you? Nora: Wonder what's keeping Saul? Sarah: Sucktacular. Scotty: I'm thinking of starting a charity of my own. Stitches for Bitches. I, I thought it was funny. Kevin: No. It was hilarious. Scotty: Ah.... Kevin: Look, I think I figured out a way to solve your problems. Scotty: Hmm. You're gonna teach me to devein shrimp with one hand? Kevin: Your insurance problems. Scotty: If it involves me not having to take a third job, I'm all for it. Kevin: Why don't we file for domestic partnership? Scotty: Excuse me? Kevin: It's so simple. All we have to do is fill out some forms, get them notarized, and that is that. We're then recognized as a couple by the state of California. And that entitles you to the insurance from my firm. That's medical, dental, vision, dependent life, accidental death and dismemberment... Scotty: Death and dismemberment? Yippee! Kevin: What's with the sarcasm? Scotty: Nothing. I said I was going to take care of it and I will, okay, Kevin? It's my problem. Not yours. Kevin: Okay, fine. Kevin: I thought I was doing a good thing. Scotty: You were doing a practical thing. Kevin: Well, what's wrong with that? Scotty: Kevin, for us, domestic partnership is it. You know, our only legal option, our version of marriage. For now at least. And at the risk of sounding like a 12-year-old girl, I want my wedding to be special. Practical isn't enough of a reason. So if and when I choose to take that step, I want to stand up in front of everyone I know and say, "This is the man I choose to be with." Until I'm old and bald and incontinent. Kevin: Come here. Scotty: It sounded far more romantic in my head. Kevin: It is romantic. But at the risk of sounding like a 30-something straight guy, I don't know if I'm ready for that or if I ever will be. Scotty: I'm not asking you to be. Kevin: Are you upset? Scotty: No. Kevin, we're boyfriends, not clones. We can agree to disagree. Kevin: Yeah, I know, but you know us lawyers, we hate to lose arguments. Scotty: Yeah, well, get used to it, because this is not an argument you're gonna win. Now I'm going to brush and floss because I don't have dental insurance either. |
Sunday, 20 April 2008
Season 2 Episode 13
Separation Anxiety First Aired: 20/Apr/2008 | ||
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| Reporter on TV: Wait, hold on. We do have an update from Conneticut... Kevin: Hey, sweetie. Yeah, I know. We just saw. Julia: Hi, Scotty! Kevin: I have no idea. It is so freaking complicated. Tommy: Look! McCallister took Connecticut! Yes! Julia: Yes! Kevin: Yeah, I know. We just saw. Okay. I got to go. Love you. Bye. |
Monday, 18 February 2008
Season 2 Episode 12 - music
Compromises First Aired: 17/Feb/2008 | |
  | "Always On My Mind" by Brenda Lee Sung by Kevin. Lyrics: Maybe I didn't treat you, Quite as good as I should have Maybe I didn't love you, Quite as often as I should have Little things, I should have said and done, I just never took the time... You were always on my mind, You were always on my mind Maybe I didn't hold you, All those lonely lonely times And I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that your mine If I made you feel second best, Well I'm sorry I was blind You were always on my mind, You were always on my mind Tell, Tell me, Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died Give to me, give me one more chance To keep you satisfied, satisfied Little things I should have said and done, I just never took the time You were always on my mind, yeah... You were always on my mind.... |
Season 2 Episode 12 - music
Compromises First Aired: 17/Feb/2008 | |
 | "What's new pussycat?" by Tom Jones Sung by Kevin. Lyrics: What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat I've got flowers And lots of hours To spend with you. So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose! Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat nose! What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat You're so thrilling And I'm so willing To care for you. So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat eyes What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat You're delicious And if my wishes Can all come true I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips! Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat lips! You and your pussycat eyes! You and your pussycat nose! |
Season 2 Episode 12 - music
Compromises First Aired: 17/Feb/2008 | |
 | "Believe" by Cher Sung by Sarah. Lyrics: No matter how hard I try You keep pushing me aside and I can't break through There's no talkin' to you It's so sad that you're leavin' It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one...ohhh Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no What am I supposed to do, Sit around and wait for you Well I can't do that And there's no turnin' back I need time to move on I need love to feel strong 'Cos I've had time to think it through, N' maybe I'm too good for you, ohhh Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no Well I know that I'll get through this 'Cos I know that I am strong And, I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore No, I don't need you anymore Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no. Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no |
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Season 2 Episode 12
Compromises
First Aired: 17/Feb/2008
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Scotty: Mario is a valet at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Kevin: Oh, I love that place. I take a lot of clients to the Polo Lounge. Jordan: How can you even breathe in that place? So many stuffed shirts. Scotty: Where do you want him to go? He's a lawyer, Jordan. Kevin: They, they actually do a great burger. Scotty: Hey! Quinn: Gentlemen! Jordan: Q! Quinn: You made it! Scotty: Quinn, this is Kevin. Kevin: Hi. Quinn: Oh, the infamous Kevin. Scotty: Quinn is one of the promoters here. Quinn: And we're doing karaoke night tomorrow. It's gonna be off the chain. Mario: Yes. Kevin: You know what? I'm not actually a karaoke type. Kevin: Oh, look. I'm stuffing my shirt. Scotty: Okay, I know my friends weren't the warmest last night. Kevin: I should've worn a parka. Scotty: They were just being protective. Kevin: From what, me? Scotty: You have to admit, our history's been a little bit checkered. Kevin: I'm not solely responsible for the checkering, okay? Did you tell them any of the good stuff? Scotty: Yes. They just happen to remember the other stuff. They'll warm up to you. You're different. They're more bohemian. Kevin: Come on, admit it. They just think I'm boring. Scotty: No, they just think you're... uptight. Kevin: I am not uptight. Scotty: Okay. Whatever you need to tell yourself. Kevin: Okay, fine. I'll see you after my long, uptight day at work. Scotty: At least they think you're cute. Sarah: And that's just meant to be okay that you're taking Paula? Look, fine. Kevin: Do you think I'm uptight? Sarah: Yes. Kevin: Why, because I wear a suit? Sarah: Come on, Kevin, I'm not in the mood for one of your neurotic freak-outs. Kevin: What's wrong with you? Sarah: Joe is taking Paula to Paris for her birthday. Kevin: So? Sarah: So, I told Joe that I wanted to be whisked off to Paris for my birthday. Well, she stole my present. Or he stole it and gave it to her. Kevin: Did you get the divorce papers that I sent you? Sarah: Don't change the subject. Kevin: Did you sign them? Sarah: I will. Later. I've been busy. We should go out. Kevin: No. Sarah: You're uptight, I'm not going to Paris. This deserves an outing. You and me. Tonight. We can commiserate. Kevin: I don't need to commiserate. Sarah: Then watch me commiserate with a bottle of tequila. Kevin: You don't need a brother. You need to get lucky. Sarah: Oh, come on. It's not my senior prom. I just... I want to go out, let my hair down, and get savage. Kevin: Okay, now you're scaring me. Sarah: That's because you're uptight. Kevin: I'm... Sarah: Come on, Kevin. We're Walkers. Let's go do what Walkers do best. Kevin: Get drunk? Okay. Sarah: Okay. Kevin: Okay. But I get to pick the place. Sarah: Two Patrs, please. Bartender: You got it. Kevin: We're doing shots? Sarah: We are having fun. To hell with Joe. Paris, it's such a clichĂ© anyway. What are you looking at? Kevin: What? Sarah: Hey, isn't that Scotty? Kevin: Where? Sarah: It is Scotty. Let's go say hi. Kevin: No. No, he can come to us. Sarah: Oh, yeah. This is one of those "I'll prove them wrong" nights. I got it. Gotcha. Kevin: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just here to have fun with my big sister. Jordan: That's him. Right over there. Sarah: Uh-oh. We've been spotted. Oh, my God. Kevin: Quick. Have fun. Have fun. Sarah: Yeah. Scotty: Sarah, hi. Sarah: Hey! Scotty: I didn't expect to see you here. Kevin: Hi. Sarah: Yeah, we're just having fun. Kevin: Sarah wanted a night out, and she loves karaoke, so... Sarah: Fanatical. Kevin: Perfect. Sarah: Actually, Kevin and I, we're going to do a big duet. Scotty: Really? Sarah: Yep. Kevin: No. Scotty: Okay, well, I'm glad that's settled. Kevin: I would, but my throat's a little sore, so... Sarah: Liar. Kevin: Traitor. Scotty: Well, you guys are welcome to come and join us. Sarah: You know, we will. Scotty: Okay. Sarah: Later. Kevin: Great. Now he wants me to sing. Sarah: Oh, you're singing, baby. Kevin: Do you have any idea how stupid people look when they sing karaoke? No chance. Sarah: Two more Patrs, please. bartender: Coming up. Sarah: God, you are so uptight. Do you want Scotty's friends to know what a warm, caring, fun guy Kevin Walker is? Kevin: Yes. Sarah: Then drink up and get stupid with me. Sarah: How about Dolly Parton? You love her. Kevin: No, I don't. Sarah: Yeah, remember in high school you said she had the only pair of breasts you ever noticed? 9 to 5. Kevin: No, no, no, no. Scotty's friends think I'm obsessed with work. Something less corporate. Sarah: Okay, Free Bird. Kevin: Yeah, what are we supposed to do for a three-minute guitar solo? Dance? Sarah: I don't care. No. We get up, we express ourselves! Come on! This is our chance. Scotty: No! No, no, no! Sarah: What? Kevin: I'm not ready. What are you doing? Sarah: Singing. Kevin: No, we're supposed to sing. Sarah: No, we can't even decide on a song. Kevin: I hate you. Sarah: Oh, go get drunk. ♪ Believe ♪ originally by Cher ♪ Listen Sarah: ♪ No matter how hard I try Sarah: You keep pushing me aside Sarah: And I can't break through Sarah: There's no talking to you Sarah: So sad that you're leaving Sarah: Takes time to believe it Sarah: But after all is said and done Sarah: You're gonna be the lonely one, oh Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, no Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, No Sarah: Do you believe in life after love ♪ Mario: Honey, you made me believe there is life after love. Sarah: Okay, then make me believe because I can't even bring myself to sign my divorce papers. Jordan: What man in his right mind would divorce you? Sarah: Okay, I love your friends. Scotty: Oh, the feeling is definitely mutual. Sarah: Okay, so my soon-to-be ex is about to vacay to Paris... Kevin: "Vacay"? Sarah: ...with his new girlfriend who happens to be his.... first wife. Mario: Shut up! Jordan: You need to sign those divorce papers and move on. Where are they now? Sarah: They're in the office. Jordan: So get someone to bring them here. Sarah: What, now? I can't do that. Mario: You see this? It's a little thing called a cell phone. Get those papers and sign them now. Sarah: No, I can't. Mario, Jordan, Quinn etc.: Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it. Quinn: Do it. Sarah: Okay! I'll do it. Graham: Graham Finch. Sarah: Graham. It's Sarah. What are you still doing there? Graham: I can barely hear you. You at a concert or something? Sarah: No, I'm in a bar. Graham: Are you drunk-dialing me? Sarah: No. Listen, the thing is I need my divorce papers. Could you have somebody bring them over to me? They're in the top right-hand drawer of my desk. Graham: Yeah, well, what's the rush? Sarah: Graham, please, can you just for once do what I ask you, please? Graham: Okay, where are you? All: Yeah! Sarah: Yeah! Oh, my God. Is that... Quinn: Is that your messenger? Kevin: He's not a messenger. He's a stuffed shirt. Mario: He doesn't seem too button-down to me. Kevin: Excuse me. Sarah: Graham, what are you doing here? Graham: Well, I called a messenger, but he wasn't comfortable picking out a woman in an unknown bar. But I can see that it wouldn't have been difficult. Sarah: Graham Finch, these are my new best friends. Scotty: Hi. Graham: Hi. Here you go. Quinn: Do it, girl. Be strong. Jordan: Believe, girl. Sarah: I will be divorced in three, two, one. So, I'm a divorcĂ©e. Does that make me hotter? ♪ What's new pussycat? ♪ originally by Tom Jones ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa, whoa Kevin: What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa Kevin: Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers Kevin: And lots of hours to spend with you ♪ ♪ Always On My Mind ♪ originally by Brenda Lee ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't love you Kevin: Quite as often as I could have ♪ Graham: Your brother's really something. Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't treat you ♪ Quinn: Okay, he's not uptight when he's drunk. Kevin: ♪ Quite as good as I should have ♪ Jordan: Girls, I never thought I'd say this... I don't hate him. Mario: Where are you going? Kevin: ♪ If I made you feel second best ♪ Scotty: This is incredibly sweet, but I think I should probably put him out of his misery. Kevin: ♪ Girl.... ♪ Scotty: They like you. |
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