Compromises
First Aired: 17/Feb/2008
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Scotty: Mario is a valet at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Kevin: Oh, I love that place. I take a lot of clients to the Polo Lounge. Jordan: How can you even breathe in that place? So many stuffed shirts. Scotty: Where do you want him to go? He's a lawyer, Jordan. Kevin: They, they actually do a great burger. Scotty: Hey! Quinn: Gentlemen! Jordan: Q! Quinn: You made it! Scotty: Quinn, this is Kevin. Kevin: Hi. Quinn: Oh, the infamous Kevin. Scotty: Quinn is one of the promoters here. Quinn: And we're doing karaoke night tomorrow. It's gonna be off the chain. Mario: Yes. Kevin: You know what? I'm not actually a karaoke type. Kevin: Oh, look. I'm stuffing my shirt. Scotty: Okay, I know my friends weren't the warmest last night. Kevin: I should've worn a parka. Scotty: They were just being protective. Kevin: From what, me? Scotty: You have to admit, our history's been a little bit checkered. Kevin: I'm not solely responsible for the checkering, okay? Did you tell them any of the good stuff? Scotty: Yes. They just happen to remember the other stuff. They'll warm up to you. You're different. They're more bohemian. Kevin: Come on, admit it. They just think I'm boring. Scotty: No, they just think you're... uptight. Kevin: I am not uptight. Scotty: Okay. Whatever you need to tell yourself. Kevin: Okay, fine. I'll see you after my long, uptight day at work. Scotty: At least they think you're cute. Sarah: And that's just meant to be okay that you're taking Paula? Look, fine. Kevin: Do you think I'm uptight? Sarah: Yes. Kevin: Why, because I wear a suit? Sarah: Come on, Kevin, I'm not in the mood for one of your neurotic freak-outs. Kevin: What's wrong with you? Sarah: Joe is taking Paula to Paris for her birthday. Kevin: So? Sarah: So, I told Joe that I wanted to be whisked off to Paris for my birthday. Well, she stole my present. Or he stole it and gave it to her. Kevin: Did you get the divorce papers that I sent you? Sarah: Don't change the subject. Kevin: Did you sign them? Sarah: I will. Later. I've been busy. We should go out. Kevin: No. Sarah: You're uptight, I'm not going to Paris. This deserves an outing. You and me. Tonight. We can commiserate. Kevin: I don't need to commiserate. Sarah: Then watch me commiserate with a bottle of tequila. Kevin: You don't need a brother. You need to get lucky. Sarah: Oh, come on. It's not my senior prom. I just... I want to go out, let my hair down, and get savage. Kevin: Okay, now you're scaring me. Sarah: That's because you're uptight. Kevin: I'm... Sarah: Come on, Kevin. We're Walkers. Let's go do what Walkers do best. Kevin: Get drunk? Okay. Sarah: Okay. Kevin: Okay. But I get to pick the place. Sarah: Two Patrs, please. Bartender: You got it. Kevin: We're doing shots? Sarah: We are having fun. To hell with Joe. Paris, it's such a clichĂ© anyway. What are you looking at? Kevin: What? Sarah: Hey, isn't that Scotty? Kevin: Where? Sarah: It is Scotty. Let's go say hi. Kevin: No. No, he can come to us. Sarah: Oh, yeah. This is one of those "I'll prove them wrong" nights. I got it. Gotcha. Kevin: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just here to have fun with my big sister. Jordan: That's him. Right over there. Sarah: Uh-oh. We've been spotted. Oh, my God. Kevin: Quick. Have fun. Have fun. Sarah: Yeah. Scotty: Sarah, hi. Sarah: Hey! Scotty: I didn't expect to see you here. Kevin: Hi. Sarah: Yeah, we're just having fun. Kevin: Sarah wanted a night out, and she loves karaoke, so... Sarah: Fanatical. Kevin: Perfect. Sarah: Actually, Kevin and I, we're going to do a big duet. Scotty: Really? Sarah: Yep. Kevin: No. Scotty: Okay, well, I'm glad that's settled. Kevin: I would, but my throat's a little sore, so... Sarah: Liar. Kevin: Traitor. Scotty: Well, you guys are welcome to come and join us. Sarah: You know, we will. Scotty: Okay. Sarah: Later. Kevin: Great. Now he wants me to sing. Sarah: Oh, you're singing, baby. Kevin: Do you have any idea how stupid people look when they sing karaoke? No chance. Sarah: Two more Patrs, please. bartender: Coming up. Sarah: God, you are so uptight. Do you want Scotty's friends to know what a warm, caring, fun guy Kevin Walker is? Kevin: Yes. Sarah: Then drink up and get stupid with me. Sarah: How about Dolly Parton? You love her. Kevin: No, I don't. Sarah: Yeah, remember in high school you said she had the only pair of breasts you ever noticed? 9 to 5. Kevin: No, no, no, no. Scotty's friends think I'm obsessed with work. Something less corporate. Sarah: Okay, Free Bird. Kevin: Yeah, what are we supposed to do for a three-minute guitar solo? Dance? Sarah: I don't care. No. We get up, we express ourselves! Come on! This is our chance. Scotty: No! No, no, no! Sarah: What? Kevin: I'm not ready. What are you doing? Sarah: Singing. Kevin: No, we're supposed to sing. Sarah: No, we can't even decide on a song. Kevin: I hate you. Sarah: Oh, go get drunk. ♪ Believe ♪ originally by Cher ♪ Listen Sarah: ♪ No matter how hard I try Sarah: You keep pushing me aside Sarah: And I can't break through Sarah: There's no talking to you Sarah: So sad that you're leaving Sarah: Takes time to believe it Sarah: But after all is said and done Sarah: You're gonna be the lonely one, oh Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, no Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, No Sarah: Do you believe in life after love ♪ Mario: Honey, you made me believe there is life after love. Sarah: Okay, then make me believe because I can't even bring myself to sign my divorce papers. Jordan: What man in his right mind would divorce you? Sarah: Okay, I love your friends. Scotty: Oh, the feeling is definitely mutual. Sarah: Okay, so my soon-to-be ex is about to vacay to Paris... Kevin: "Vacay"? Sarah: ...with his new girlfriend who happens to be his.... first wife. Mario: Shut up! Jordan: You need to sign those divorce papers and move on. Where are they now? Sarah: They're in the office. Jordan: So get someone to bring them here. Sarah: What, now? I can't do that. Mario: You see this? It's a little thing called a cell phone. Get those papers and sign them now. Sarah: No, I can't. Mario, Jordan, Quinn etc.: Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it. Quinn: Do it. Sarah: Okay! I'll do it. Graham: Graham Finch. Sarah: Graham. It's Sarah. What are you still doing there? Graham: I can barely hear you. You at a concert or something? Sarah: No, I'm in a bar. Graham: Are you drunk-dialing me? Sarah: No. Listen, the thing is I need my divorce papers. Could you have somebody bring them over to me? They're in the top right-hand drawer of my desk. Graham: Yeah, well, what's the rush? Sarah: Graham, please, can you just for once do what I ask you, please? Graham: Okay, where are you? All: Yeah! Sarah: Yeah! Oh, my God. Is that... Quinn: Is that your messenger? Kevin: He's not a messenger. He's a stuffed shirt. Mario: He doesn't seem too button-down to me. Kevin: Excuse me. Sarah: Graham, what are you doing here? Graham: Well, I called a messenger, but he wasn't comfortable picking out a woman in an unknown bar. But I can see that it wouldn't have been difficult. Sarah: Graham Finch, these are my new best friends. Scotty: Hi. Graham: Hi. Here you go. Quinn: Do it, girl. Be strong. Jordan: Believe, girl. Sarah: I will be divorced in three, two, one. So, I'm a divorcĂ©e. Does that make me hotter? ♪ What's new pussycat? ♪ originally by Tom Jones ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa, whoa Kevin: What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa Kevin: Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers Kevin: And lots of hours to spend with you ♪ ♪ Always On My Mind ♪ originally by Brenda Lee ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't love you Kevin: Quite as often as I could have ♪ Graham: Your brother's really something. Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't treat you ♪ Quinn: Okay, he's not uptight when he's drunk. Kevin: ♪ Quite as good as I should have ♪ Jordan: Girls, I never thought I'd say this... I don't hate him. Mario: Where are you going? Kevin: ♪ If I made you feel second best ♪ Scotty: This is incredibly sweet, but I think I should probably put him out of his misery. Kevin: ♪ Girl.... ♪ Scotty: They like you. |
Sunday 17 February 2008
Season 2 Episode 12
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