Season 2 Episode 16 - music

Prior Commitments First Aired: 11/May/2008

"Nine Lives" (2008)

"I'm Not Drowning" by Steve Winwood Road trip to Scotty's parent's place. Lyrics: Black night down heavy on my weary brow Light shining in the pouring rain Can see somehow cold comfort in the broken trees But I won't let it bring me to my knees I'm not flying, but I'm not drowning now Keep driving, don't matter if the highway's lost Keep running, never turn your head Count the cost ghost waiting where the roads all cross Big deal waiting when you get to meet the boss Clouds are breaking, I'm not drowning now Drowning now.. Flying, but I'm not drowning now.. Sad old man smiling with a shameful grin He thinks that we never can lose Never beat the dealer when he cuts the pack First back to front, then deal front to back Now I'm flying, I'm not drowning now..

Season 2 Episode 16

Prior Commitments First Aired: 11/May/2008

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Nora: The only person we should be thinking about right now is... Kevin: God! Nora: Kevin! Kevin: What? Did Scotty tell you or did Justin bug my apartment with his junior spy kit? Justin: What? Tommy: What are you talking about? Kevin: Nice try. Okay. Mom, we would love to have it here. Scotty obviously will cook. Tommy, if you could bring some wine, that'd be great. Justin, stay sober. Sarah, you got the toast. Kitty, since you write speeches for a living, we would love it if you could officiate the ceremony. Kitty: Officiate? Are you engaged to Scotty? Kevin: No, I met some guy last night. Yeah, of course, to Scotty. Wow. I realize it may be a shock to some of you, but congratulations might be nice. Nora: Oh, honey! This is so great! Kevin: Thank you. Nora: You and Scotty, it's just perfect. Kitty: Wow. You're getting married? Kevin: No, not married. Committed. No comments from the peanut gallery. Justin: Uh. Tommy: Oh, it would be so easy, man. I'm happy for you. Nora: It's just what we need right now. When? Kevin: Saturday. Nora: Saturday? Tommy: Why the rush? Kevin: We felt it was time, and since both of us have zero desire to throw some kind of fairy-tale shindig, yes, I am looking at you, we figured, why not? Sarah: Congratulations. Kitty: Yeah, congratulations. It's great. Tommy: Yeah. Kevin: Thank you. You all sound so happy for me. Sarah: No, no. God, we are. Can someone please tell Kevin what's going on? Kevin: What do you mean? I thought you were all here talking about me. Nora: Honey, maybe you'd like to sit down. There's been another little development. Scotty: What? Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: I feel like we've been preempted by a special news bulletin. Should we change the date of our ceremony? Kevin: Are you kidding me? The timing's perfect. Mom will be too preoccupied to be her loving-but-intrusive self. Scotty: Well, at least she'll be there. Kevin: You called your parents? Scotty: Yes. And surprise, surprise, they can't make it. Kevin: Oh, come on, they live in Arizona. They can't drive five hours to be at their son's bonding ritual? Scotty: Is that what we're calling it now? Because that sounds kind of kinky. Kevin: Well, commitment ceremony sounds so... It's like we're being formally institutionalized. Scotty: Well, a lot of people would say that's an accurate description of marriage. Kevin: Well, whatever we are calling it, your parents should be there. Scotty: Kev, I wasn't raised in Los Angeles. I never heard my parents use the word "gay" until I told them I was. Kevin: Well, geography doesn't justify it. Scotty: I know. But I'm tired of banging my head against that particular wall. Our whatever-we're-calling-it will be better without them. Kevin: Are you really that okay with it? Scotty: There's nothing I can do about it, so, yes, I am okay. Really. Nora: Okay. I need a guest count. Kevin: Uh... No, Mom. It's the family, a couple of Scotty's friends, and a few people from the firm, that's it. Nora: I need names. I need numbers. I called Christophe and he said he could do a lot of really nice flowers on a rush. Kevin: No, no flowers. Nora: It's really no problem. Kevin: Mom, I don't care if you're on first-name terms with the florist. The answer is no. Nora: Put Scotty's parents down there. Kevin: They're not coming. Nora: Well, you need to give people more notice. Kevin: It's not the notice part that's the problem. It's the two grooms part. Nora: You're not serious. Kevin: Look, Mom, not every parent joins PFLAG when their kid comes out. It's okay. It's okay. Scotty wasn't expecting them. Nora: No. Even if you expect the worst from your parents, it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when it happens. Could I call them? Kevin: You could call them, but unless you tell them I'm a woman, I don't think you'll have much luck. Nora: Kevin, you can't give up. You remember how long it took for your father to adjust? But he did. Kevin: It's okay. Nora: No, it's not. Tommy: Hey, guys. Here, Mom. Julia said you wanted this. Kevin: Okay, take that back to the car right now! Please, please, Mom. Scotty is in charge of cooking. Nora: It's Scotty who asked for more chafing dishes. For goodness... Will you please get it through your thick skull? I'm going to respect your wishes. No matter how much I disagree with them, it's your wedding. Kevin: Yeah, that's... No, it's not a wedding! Justin: Everything's all set for tonight. Tommy: All right! Kevin: What? Tommy, Justin: Yeah! Kevin: No! No, no! Tommy: Oh, yeah! Kevin: No lap dances, tequila shots. I'm not interested in a bachelor party. Justin: Yeah, whatever. You're coming. Tommy: Here, give me a hand. Kevin: Where are you going? Tommy: I'm going to the car to grab some more stuff. Kevin: How much more? Tommy: Relax, would you? Justin: I mean, why are you so nervous? You're only committing your life to one man (for the rest of eternity). Justin: Time to celebrate your holy mantrimony! Kevin: Did you spend the entire car ride over here thinking that one up? Tommy: Yeah. So, grab your jacket, we're going to Warbucks. Kevin: Very cute. It's just a shame Friday's lesbian night. Tommy: I thought you researched it! Justin: Ow! I googled "upscale gay bar, hot dudes, no nudity, off-street parking." It didn't say anything about lesbians! Ow! Kevin: It's okay. I'm not in the mood anyway. Justin: Bro, listen, you can't bail. It's your party. Kevin: Well, I have a phone call I have to make, so... Tommy: That's okay. We'll wait. Kevin: Well, it's... It's kind of important. And private. Okay, Scotty's parents aren't coming tomorrow. Scotty says he's fine with it. I just thought maybe if I asked them... Justin: What, over the phone? Kevin: What am I going to do? Drive to Arizona? Tommy: Kev, I know all about difficult in-laws. You're going to have to face them, man. Justin: Yeah, I agree with Tommy. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Tommy: Yeah. Tommy, Justin: Road trip. Justin: Road trip. Tommy: Yeah. Kevin: No. Tommy: Road trip! Kevin: Are you serious? Tommy, Justin: Road trip! Road trip! Road trip! Kevin: Okay. All right. I'm driving. Justin: Yo, this is the worst bachelor party ever. Tommy: Well, I figured out what I'm getting you for your wedding present, Kev. And hint, it's $3.88 a gallon. Super premium. Justin: Nice. Kevin: You think I ought to bring a gift to the Wandells? Yeah, like, "Here's some beef jerky and some pine-scented air freshener, "and we hope you come to your gay son's wedding." Justin: Yeah, I don't think buying them a gift is going to convince them you're not a perv. Kevin: Well, maybe if I tell them about you, I'll look normal by comparison. Justin: Kevin. Kevin: Oh, tell him. It's not taboo anymore. Justin: Kevin, I told you in confidence. Like brother-lawyer confidentiality. Tommy: What? Kevin: Justin had the hots for Rebecca. Justin: I did not have the hots for Rebecca. Tommy, Kevin: Ohhhhhh! Kevin: Oh, what? She's not related. It's fine. Tommy: How did I miss this one? Kevin: Oh, it's Scotty. Don't say anything. Tommy, Justin: Hi, Scotty. Kevin: Shut up! Hey, hon, how are you? Scotty: How are you? Better yet, where are you? Kevin: Oh, we ended up crashing at Tommy's. Scotty: Did you smoke a bong and listen to Led Zeppelin, too? Kevin: Okay, so you're angry. Scotty: No. I was just worried the Gods in charge of crushing my hopes and dreams gave you cold feet. Now that I know you're okay, I am profoundly happy. I'll see you at the altar? Kevin: It's not an altar. And I'll see you at eight sharp. I'll be the one with warm feet. Bye. Nora: Everything okay? Scotty: Yes. Except I should've finished these canap ages ago. Nora: You should not have to work so hard on your big day. I wish there was more I could do to... Do you know what I could do? I could go outside and snip some fresh rosemary for garnish. Scotty: That sounds lovely. Nora: Okay. And while I'm out there, I do have some beautiful hydrangeas in pots. I could put some in the living room. Scotty: Oh! Kevin specifically said he didn't want a big floral thing, so you don't... Nora: Well, maybe just one or two little short ones. Scotty: Okay. Nora: Okay! Good. I'll get my shears. Scotty: Nora, thank you for everything. Nora: No, I should be thanking you for making Kevin so happy. And I get another son. ♪ I'm Not Drowning ♪ by Steve Winwood ♪ Listen Justin: You know what? I think we passed it. Tommy: No, that was Red Cedar Mall. We're looking for Red Cedar Terrace. Kevin: Not only am I getting hitched tonight, I pick today to meet the in-laws who already hate me. What is wrong with me? Jsutin: Who are you texting? Kevin: No one. I'm using my GPS. Tommy: You have GPS and you let us drive around in circles this whole time? Kevin: Well, I was having second thoughts. Okay, we need to turn around. Mr. Wandell: Can I help you? Kevin: Hi, I'm Kevin Walker. Mr. Wandell: Scotty's friend? Kevin: Yeah. Could I speak with you? Mr. Wandell: Come on in. Kevin: Thank you. Justin: I don't envy him. Tommy: So you like Rebecca? Justin: It was a fleeting moment, okay? Besides, it doesn't matter. She lied to me. Tommy: Listen, Justin, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you two have always connected. So maybe it's something worth salvaging. Mrs. Wandell: I have imagined his wedding day since he was a little boy. But what you two are doing, it's not a wedding. It's not a union recognized by the church or the state. Kevin: Actually, it is. In the state of California, it is. But you're right. It's different. And we're doing this because we want to be a family, and we cherish family as much as you do. Mrs. Wandell: Scott is who he is. We've accepted that and we love him. But don't ask us to celebrate this contrived event. We don't want to hurt our son. But we can't sit there and have you rub our noses in this pretend wedding. It is too painful and too insulting. Kevin: Thank you for your time. I'll let myself out. Mr. Wandell: Uh... Kevin. I have something I'd like you to give to Scott. Would you mind? The cufflinks I wore at my wedding. I don't know if Scott will remember, but I told him that he could wear them at his. Kevin: Mr. Wandell, you can give these to him yourself. Mr. Wandell: Try to understand, we're not bad people. It's just... Kevin: I'll give them to him. Mr. Wandell: Thanks. Kevin: Thank you.

Kevin: Hey. Scotty: Go away. We're not supposed to see each other before the ceremony. Kevin: I have something important I have to tell you. Scotty: What is it? Did something happen in the living room? Kevin: No idea. I've been banned from going in. I have a confession to make. I didn't sleep at Tommy's last night, and I didn't have a bachelor party, because we drove to Arizona to see your parents. Scotty: You what? Kevin: I thought I could convince them to come. I'm so sorry. Scotty: Kevin, what did you do? Just show up at their doorstep... Kevin: Here. They're your father's. Scotty: I know. I made this box for him in shop class. He told me he was gonna put these in there for safekeeping so that one day, when... When I got married, he'd... Oh, God, we're looking at each other. Kevin: Who cares? Nora: I know, I got carried away. Kevin: Yes, you did. Nora: Damn it, Kevin. You deserve this night to be beautiful. All right, yes, I got carried away. I don't regret it. Because tonight, Kevin, you don't get to be guarded or cynical. You and Scotty deserve this night to be as romantic and memorable as anyone else's. Kevin: Thank you. You gave us a wedding. Kitty: I thought that, in true Walker style, that I would share with all of you.. A secret. This isn't the first time that Kevin's been married. See, when we were kids, we used to play "wedding," and Mr. McBear officiated. And I would wear Mom's white nightgown. Now, you remember the satiny number with ruffles that just screamed "bride" to me at the time and to Kevin, who wanted to wear it more than I did. Right afterwards we were the proud parents of five kids. And I was the mom. Kevin was the dad. Well, because that's what our family looked like, so that's all we knew. And, now, here we are at Kevin's second wedding, and the rules are different, and things that we thought to be true turned out not to be. And it seems that when we give up on what was, well, that's when things that we thought improbable, or.. or impossible even, happen right before your eyes. Well, as Mr. McBear would say, it's time to exchange the rings. Scotty: Oh! Kitty: What's wrong? Kevin: Oh, my God. Kitty: Kevin? You didn't bring any rings? Man: Oh, for God's sakes. Tommy: Here we go. Kitty: Okay, Scotty, please place Tommy's ring on Kevin's finger. Scotty: Kevin, please accept this ring as a symbol of my deepest love and affection. Scotty: Kevin, please place my husband's ring on Scotty's finger. Kevin: Scotty, please take this ring as a symbol of my love and devotion. Kitty: And so, by the authority that they have bestowed onto me, I now pronounce them... Um... Officially... Kevin: Married. Scotty: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kevin: What? Scotty: Who's going to carry who across the threshold? Kevin: We don't have to do that, do we? Scotty: Oh, if that's the way you feel about it. Kevin: No, no, no. Scotty: Oh, God, you're heavy. Kevin: Well... You're not going to take me all the way to the bedroom? Scotty: It's funny. It's our first time home as a married couple, and suddenly, I'm not in the mood. Kevin: Yeah, Tommy warned me that would happen. Scotty: I'm glad your mom made such a fuss. Kevin: Me, too. Come here. Scotty: Kevin, thank you. Even though my dad couldn't be there, I felt like he was, in spirit. I'll meet you in the bedroom. I'd like to call him. Kevin: You should.

Will you please marry me? (S2E15)

Season 2 Episode 15 - music

Moral Hazard First Aired: 4/May/2008

"On A Clear Night" (2007)

"Warm Whispers" by Missy Higgins Kevin's proposes to Scotty. Lyrics: Your warm whispers Out of the dark they carry my heart Your warm whispers Into the dawn they carry me through And I'm weeping warm honey and milk That you stay surrounding me, surrounding me Your warm whispers Letting me drown in a pool of you Your warm whispers Keeping the noise from breaking through And I'm weeping warm honey and milk That you stay surrounding me, surrounding me Yeah I'm weeping warm honey and milk Stay surrounding me, surrounding me Honey stay surrounding me You warm whispers You warm whispers And I'm weeping warm honey and milk Your warm whispers Yeah I'm weeping warm honey and milk Your warm whispers Ah ...... Your warm whispers Your warm whispers Your warm whispers

Season 2 Episode 15

Moral Hazard First Aired: 4/May/2008

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Kevom: Mom, just send a messenger. Okay, fine, send Justin. Yeah, he's cheaper. Okay, just tell him one o'clock. Bye. Scotty: Hey, I thought we were having lunch today. Kevin: Yes, we were. It's... Okay, look, Sarah's made a really bad deal, Mom is freaking out. I really need to get into it, okay? I'm so sorry. I know we had a plan. Scotty: Kevin, it's lunch. Not my bar mitzvah. Kevin: Yeah, no. I just don't want you to think that I don't respect your time, because I do. And I will totally make this up to you. Scotty: Good. How about changing our light bulbs for those eco ones I got? Kevin: As soon as I get home, I'm on it. And you know what? Not just that, but from now on, no more plastic bottles, no more blasting the AC, and what else? Scotty: Using the canvas bags when you go grocery shopping? Kevin: The canvas bag. I love that bag. Scotty: Okay, Kevin? There is no way you care this much about the carbon footprint of this loft. I wish you did, but you don't. I know why you've been acting guilty lately, and I've been letting you go on in this over-apologizing, please-Scotty mode, but it's too much. Kevin: What do you mean? Scotty: Kevin, just because I didn't like the incredibly lame way you pseudo-proposed to me over a hospital bill, doesn't mean I'm not happy with our relationship exactly as it is now. Kevin: You are? Scotty: Of course. We don't need to rush anything. I love how things have been going. So stop acting so guilty and go to work. Kevin: Okay, look, I'll get home early, we'll get our green on, anything you want. Scotty: You're doing it again. Kevin: Sorry. ♪ Warm Whispers ♪ by Missy Higgins ♪ Listen Kevin: Scotty? Scotty: Wait, wait, wait! Allow me. Kevin: You changed the light bulbs. Scotty: Don't sound so disappointed. Kevin: No, I'm not. It's just, you know, I was supposed to do that. Scotty: Well, you seemed a little stressed, so I've given you a break. Kevin: Really? I can't think why. Scotty: That bad? Kevin: Well, let me see. First, I was dealing with the family business being obliterated, when Justin announced he has on occasion been attracted to Rebecca, our sister. Scotty: What? Kevin: Believe me, it goes on. Then Sarah calls me over because she's agonizing over dating the guy whose deal obliterated the family business. But, thank you, the pièce de réistance? Saul, who signed off on the deal that got the business obliterated, after being arrested for a DUI for plowing his car into a tree, because apparently he's lost the will to live, finally came out to me. Scotty: Oh, my God. Is he okay? Kevin: He will be. I think. But, you know, it's like, all these crazy people in my family are in this insane free-fall and completely incapable of being happy. And then I look at Saul, who has missed his life entirely. And I realize how lucky I am because I get to come home to someone who is kind and caring, and who changes the light bulbs, and... Marry me. Scotty: What? Kevin: I mean it. I don't want to wait. I don't want... I want to make this official. Scotty: Because I changed the light bulbs? Kevin: No. No. Well, yeah, kind of. Because, Scotty, that's who you are. I am completely, completely in love with you. I even love the things about you that I hate. Because you make me feel like I don't have to be anyone other than who I am. And to me, that feels like family. And that's what I want us to be. I want us to be a family because that never ends. I'm doing this all wrong. Scotty, I am asking you, will you please marry me? Scotty: Yes. Yes, Kevin. I'll marry you.

Season 2 Episode 14 - music

Double Negative First Aired: 27/Apr/2008

"Classic Bob Marley & The Wailers" (2005)

"Duppy Conqueror (Fort Knox Five Remix)" by Bob Marley & The Wailers Kevin wears a surf suit. Lyrics: Yes me friend, me friend We deh 'pon street again yes me friend, me good friend Dem SET ME free again the bars could not hold me force could not control me they tried to keep me down but Jah put I around yes I've been accused, many times and wrongly abused now but through the powers of the Most-I they've got to turn me loose dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now I' ve got to reach Mt. Zion so if you a BULLBUCKA, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend, me good frend we deh'pon street again yes me friend me good friend dem say we free again dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now ive got to reach Mt. Zion so if you a BULLBUCKA, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend dem say we free again yes me friend dem set deh street again CORRECT LYRICS: Yes me friend, We de a street again yes me friend, me good friend Dem say we're free again the bars could not hold me force could not control me, now they tried to keep me down but Jah put I around yes I've been accused, many a times and wrongly abused now but through the powers of the most-high they've got to turn me loose dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now I' ve got to reach Mt. Zion, the highest region so if you're a bull-bucker, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend, me good friend we de a street again yes me friend me good friend dem say we're free again dont try to COLD ME UP on this bridge now ive got to reach Mt. Zion - the highest region so if you a bull-bucker, let me tell you this i'm a duppy conqueror, conqueror yes me friend dem say we free again yes me friend dem set de a street again

Season 2 Episode 14

Double Negative First Aired: 27/Apr/2008

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♪ Duppy Conqueror (Fort Knox Five Remix) ♪ by Bob Marley & The Wailers ♪ Listen Kevin: This is not what it looks like, okay? Justin gave me this because I'm going surfing with him and Tommy. Scotty: Oh, good. I was worried the oxycodone was making me hallucinate. Kevin: Oxycodone? Scotty: Battle with a very sharp paring knife. The paring knife won. I don't know what was more painful, the seven stitches or the hospital bill. Kevin: How bad? Scotty: A tetanus shot, $25. Stitches in the ER, 2,500. Absence of health insurance? Priceless. Kevin: You're walking around without health insurance? Scotty: I can't afford health insurance. I can't afford rent. Remember, that's why I moved in with you. Kevin: Okay, next time what if it's worse than a cut? You have to have health insurance, come on. Scotty: Kevin, please. No lectures, I'm very low on blood. Kevin: Okay. I'm sorry. You know, I'm concerned. Scotty: Well, I'll figure something out. I always do. Tommy: Hey, guys. Kevin: Hey. Justin: Hey. Nora: Tommy, how's Elizabeth? Tommy: She's.. she's fine. It's just a cold. But she's so cranky, Julia didn't want to inflict her on some poor babysitter. Nora: Darn it. Kevin: At least she doesn't have cancer. Nora: Kevin. Scotty: Forever the optimist. Sarah: Hey, Kitty. Kitty: Can we please stop talking about my reproductive system in public? And, you know, Tommy, you're really freaking me out. Kevin: Yeah, me, too. Tommy: You? Why you? Nora: Wonder what's keeping Saul? Sarah: Sucktacular. Scotty: I'm thinking of starting a charity of my own. Stitches for Bitches. I, I thought it was funny. Kevin: No. It was hilarious. Scotty: Ah.... Kevin: Look, I think I figured out a way to solve your problems. Scotty: Hmm. You're gonna teach me to devein shrimp with one hand? Kevin: Your insurance problems. Scotty: If it involves me not having to take a third job, I'm all for it. Kevin: Why don't we file for domestic partnership? Scotty: Excuse me? Kevin: It's so simple. All we have to do is fill out some forms, get them notarized, and that is that. We're then recognized as a couple by the state of California. And that entitles you to the insurance from my firm. That's medical, dental, vision, dependent life, accidental death and dismemberment... Scotty: Death and dismemberment? Yippee! Kevin: What's with the sarcasm? Scotty: Nothing. I said I was going to take care of it and I will, okay, Kevin? It's my problem. Not yours. Kevin: Okay, fine. Kevin: I thought I was doing a good thing. Scotty: You were doing a practical thing. Kevin: Well, what's wrong with that? Scotty: Kevin, for us, domestic partnership is it. You know, our only legal option, our version of marriage. For now at least. And at the risk of sounding like a 12-year-old girl, I want my wedding to be special. Practical isn't enough of a reason. So if and when I choose to take that step, I want to stand up in front of everyone I know and say, "This is the man I choose to be with." Until I'm old and bald and incontinent. Kevin: Come here. Scotty: It sounded far more romantic in my head. Kevin: It is romantic. But at the risk of sounding like a 30-something straight guy, I don't know if I'm ready for that or if I ever will be. Scotty: I'm not asking you to be. Kevin: Are you upset? Scotty: No. Kevin, we're boyfriends, not clones. We can agree to disagree. Kevin: Yeah, I know, but you know us lawyers, we hate to lose arguments. Scotty: Yeah, well, get used to it, because this is not an argument you're gonna win. Now I'm going to brush and floss because I don't have dental insurance either.

Season 2 Episode 13

Separation Anxiety First Aired: 20/Apr/2008

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Reporter on TV: Wait, hold on. We do have an update from Conneticut... Kevin: Hey, sweetie. Yeah, I know. We just saw. Julia: Hi, Scotty! Kevin: I have no idea. It is so freaking complicated. Tommy: Look! McCallister took Connecticut! Yes! Julia: Yes! Kevin: Yeah, I know. We just saw. Okay. I got to go. Love you. Bye.

Season 2 Episode 12 - music

Compromises First Aired: 17/Feb/2008

"In the Mood for Love: Classic Ballads" (2003)

"Always On My Mind" by Brenda Lee Sung by Kevin. Lyrics: Maybe I didn't treat you, Quite as good as I should have Maybe I didn't love you, Quite as often as I should have Little things, I should have said and done, I just never took the time... You were always on my mind, You were always on my mind Maybe I didn't hold you, All those lonely lonely times And I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that your mine If I made you feel second best, Well I'm sorry I was blind You were always on my mind, You were always on my mind Tell, Tell me, Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died Give to me, give me one more chance To keep you satisfied, satisfied Little things I should have said and done, I just never took the time You were always on my mind, yeah... You were always on my mind....

Season 2 Episode 12 - music

Compromises First Aired: 17/Feb/2008

"What's New Pussycat?" (1956, 1993-remastered)

"What's new pussycat?" by Tom Jones Sung by Kevin. Lyrics: What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat I've got flowers And lots of hours To spend with you. So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose! Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat nose! What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat You're so thrilling And I'm so willing To care for you. So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat eyes What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat You're delicious And if my wishes Can all come true I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips! Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat lips! You and your pussycat eyes! You and your pussycat nose!

Season 2 Episode 12 - music

Compromises First Aired: 17/Feb/2008

"Believe" (1998)

"Believe" by Cher Sung by Sarah. Lyrics: No matter how hard I try You keep pushing me aside and I can't break through There's no talkin' to you It's so sad that you're leavin' It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one...ohhh Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no What am I supposed to do, Sit around and wait for you Well I can't do that And there's no turnin' back I need time to move on I need love to feel strong 'Cos I've had time to think it through, N' maybe I'm too good for you, ohhh Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no Well I know that I'll get through this 'Cos I know that I am strong And, I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore No, I don't need you anymore Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no. Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no

Season 2 Episode 12

Compromises First Aired: 17/Feb/2008

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Mario: I'm so over it. It's like, the nicer the car, the smaller the tip. Scotty: Mario is a valet at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Kevin: Oh, I love that place. I take a lot of clients to the Polo Lounge. Jordan: How can you even breathe in that place? So many stuffed shirts. Scotty: Where do you want him to go? He's a lawyer, Jordan. Kevin: They, they actually do a great burger. Scotty: Hey! Quinn: Gentlemen! Jordan: Q! Quinn: You made it! Scotty: Quinn, this is Kevin. Kevin: Hi. Quinn: Oh, the infamous Kevin. Scotty: Quinn is one of the promoters here. Quinn: And we're doing karaoke night tomorrow. It's gonna be off the chain. Mario: Yes. Kevin: You know what? I'm not actually a karaoke type. Kevin: Oh, look. I'm stuffing my shirt. Scotty: Okay, I know my friends weren't the warmest last night. Kevin: I should've worn a parka. Scotty: They were just being protective. Kevin: From what, me? Scotty: You have to admit, our history's been a little bit checkered. Kevin: I'm not solely responsible for the checkering, okay? Did you tell them any of the good stuff? Scotty: Yes. They just happen to remember the other stuff. They'll warm up to you. You're different. They're more bohemian. Kevin: Come on, admit it. They just think I'm boring. Scotty: No, they just think you're... uptight. Kevin: I am not uptight. Scotty: Okay. Whatever you need to tell yourself. Kevin: Okay, fine. I'll see you after my long, uptight day at work. Scotty: At least they think you're cute. Sarah: And that's just meant to be okay that you're taking Paula? Look, fine. Kevin: Do you think I'm uptight? Sarah: Yes. Kevin: Why, because I wear a suit? Sarah: Come on, Kevin, I'm not in the mood for one of your neurotic freak-outs. Kevin: What's wrong with you? Sarah: Joe is taking Paula to Paris for her birthday. Kevin: So? Sarah: So, I told Joe that I wanted to be whisked off to Paris for my birthday. Well, she stole my present. Or he stole it and gave it to her. Kevin: Did you get the divorce papers that I sent you? Sarah: Don't change the subject. Kevin: Did you sign them? Sarah: I will. Later. I've been busy. We should go out. Kevin: No. Sarah: You're uptight, I'm not going to Paris. This deserves an outing. You and me. Tonight. We can commiserate. Kevin: I don't need to commiserate. Sarah: Then watch me commiserate with a bottle of tequila. Kevin: You don't need a brother. You need to get lucky. Sarah: Oh, come on. It's not my senior prom. I just... I want to go out, let my hair down, and get savage. Kevin: Okay, now you're scaring me. Sarah: That's because you're uptight. Kevin: I'm... Sarah: Come on, Kevin. We're Walkers. Let's go do what Walkers do best. Kevin: Get drunk? Okay. Sarah: Okay. Kevin: Okay. But I get to pick the place. Sarah: Two Patrs, please. Bartender: You got it. Kevin: We're doing shots? Sarah: We are having fun. To hell with Joe. Paris, it's such a cliché anyway. What are you looking at? Kevin: What? Sarah: Hey, isn't that Scotty? Kevin: Where? Sarah: It is Scotty. Let's go say hi. Kevin: No. No, he can come to us. Sarah: Oh, yeah. This is one of those "I'll prove them wrong" nights. I got it. Gotcha. Kevin: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just here to have fun with my big sister. Jordan: That's him. Right over there. Sarah: Uh-oh. We've been spotted. Oh, my God. Kevin: Quick. Have fun. Have fun. Sarah: Yeah. Scotty: Sarah, hi. Sarah: Hey! Scotty: I didn't expect to see you here. Kevin: Hi. Sarah: Yeah, we're just having fun. Kevin: Sarah wanted a night out, and she loves karaoke, so... Sarah: Fanatical. Kevin: Perfect. Sarah: Actually, Kevin and I, we're going to do a big duet. Scotty: Really? Sarah: Yep. Kevin: No. Scotty: Okay, well, I'm glad that's settled. Kevin: I would, but my throat's a little sore, so... Sarah: Liar. Kevin: Traitor. Scotty: Well, you guys are welcome to come and join us. Sarah: You know, we will. Scotty: Okay. Sarah: Later. Kevin: Great. Now he wants me to sing. Sarah: Oh, you're singing, baby. Kevin: Do you have any idea how stupid people look when they sing karaoke? No chance. Sarah: Two more Patrs, please. bartender: Coming up. Sarah: God, you are so uptight. Do you want Scotty's friends to know what a warm, caring, fun guy Kevin Walker is? Kevin: Yes. Sarah: Then drink up and get stupid with me. Sarah: How about Dolly Parton? You love her. Kevin: No, I don't. Sarah: Yeah, remember in high school you said she had the only pair of breasts you ever noticed? 9 to 5. Kevin: No, no, no, no. Scotty's friends think I'm obsessed with work. Something less corporate. Sarah: Okay, Free Bird. Kevin: Yeah, what are we supposed to do for a three-minute guitar solo? Dance? Sarah: I don't care. No. We get up, we express ourselves! Come on! This is our chance. Scotty: No! No, no, no! Sarah: What? Kevin: I'm not ready. What are you doing? Sarah: Singing. Kevin: No, we're supposed to sing. Sarah: No, we can't even decide on a song. Kevin: I hate you. Sarah: Oh, go get drunk. ♪ Believe ♪ originally by Cher ♪ Listen Sarah: ♪ No matter how hard I try Sarah: You keep pushing me aside Sarah: And I can't break through Sarah: There's no talking to you Sarah: So sad that you're leaving Sarah: Takes time to believe it Sarah: But after all is said and done Sarah: You're gonna be the lonely one, oh Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, no Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, No Sarah: Do you believe in life after love ♪ Mario: Honey, you made me believe there is life after love. Sarah: Okay, then make me believe because I can't even bring myself to sign my divorce papers. Jordan: What man in his right mind would divorce you? Sarah: Okay, I love your friends. Scotty: Oh, the feeling is definitely mutual. Sarah: Okay, so my soon-to-be ex is about to vacay to Paris... Kevin: "Vacay"? Sarah: ...with his new girlfriend who happens to be his.... first wife. Mario: Shut up! Jordan: You need to sign those divorce papers and move on. Where are they now? Sarah: They're in the office. Jordan: So get someone to bring them here. Sarah: What, now? I can't do that. Mario: You see this? It's a little thing called a cell phone. Get those papers and sign them now. Sarah: No, I can't. Mario, Jordan, Quinn etc.: Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it. Quinn: Do it. Sarah: Okay! I'll do it. Graham: Graham Finch. Sarah: Graham. It's Sarah. What are you still doing there? Graham: I can barely hear you. You at a concert or something? Sarah: No, I'm in a bar. Graham: Are you drunk-dialing me? Sarah: No. Listen, the thing is I need my divorce papers. Could you have somebody bring them over to me? They're in the top right-hand drawer of my desk. Graham: Yeah, well, what's the rush? Sarah: Graham, please, can you just for once do what I ask you, please? Graham: Okay, where are you? All: Yeah! Sarah: Yeah! Oh, my God. Is that... Quinn: Is that your messenger? Kevin: He's not a messenger. He's a stuffed shirt. Mario: He doesn't seem too button-down to me. Kevin: Excuse me. Sarah: Graham, what are you doing here? Graham: Well, I called a messenger, but he wasn't comfortable picking out a woman in an unknown bar. But I can see that it wouldn't have been difficult. Sarah: Graham Finch, these are my new best friends. Scotty: Hi. Graham: Hi. Here you go. Quinn: Do it, girl. Be strong. Jordan: Believe, girl. Sarah: I will be divorced in three, two, one. So, I'm a divorcée. Does that make me hotter? ♪ What's new pussycat? ♪ originally by Tom Jones ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa, whoa Kevin: What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa Kevin: Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers Kevin: And lots of hours to spend with you ♪ ♪ Always On My Mind ♪ originally by Brenda Lee ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't love you Kevin: Quite as often as I could have ♪ Graham: Your brother's really something. Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't treat you ♪ Quinn: Okay, he's not uptight when he's drunk. Kevin: ♪ Quite as good as I should have ♪ Jordan: Girls, I never thought I'd say this... I don't hate him. Mario: Where are you going? Kevin: ♪ If I made you feel second best ♪ Scotty: This is incredibly sweet, but I think I should probably put him out of his misery. Kevin: ♪ Girl.... ♪ Scotty: They like you.

Scotty in the car (S2E11)

After dinner with Jason (S2E11)

Season 2 Episode 11 - music

The Missionary Imposition First Aired: 10/Feb/2008

"Magpie" (2004)

"Bad Bad You, Bad Bad Me" by Stephen Fretwell Kevin & Scotty talk about Jason in the car Lyrics: You look so dainty darlin' crossin' over the road to where the taxis wait in line You move like violence darlin' you're stubborn as they get me everytime So come on over darlin' and bring those magazines and show me which one's your favourite flaw and bad bad you, bad bad me is all we'll be left with, anyway Your songs don't come so easy and lines are gettin' shorter everytime and your heart beats so quickly I hear it moving in the night, you like So sneak on over darlin' and bring those magazines and show me which one's your favorite flaw 'cos bad bad you, bad bad me, Is all we'll be left with, anyway So come on over Darlin' And bring those magazines and show me which one's your favorite flaw coz bad bad you, bad bad me is all we'll be left with, anyway yeah bad bad you, bad bad me is all we'll be left with, anyway

Season 2 Episode 11 - music

The Missionary Imposition First Aired: 10/Feb/2008

"Join The Parade" (2007)

"Listening To Levone" by Marc Cohn Kevin & Scotty have a dinner with Jason Lyrics: I was sitting with Mary In my dad's blue Valiant Rain was coming down And the radio was playing Mary was talking A million miles a minute I could not hear one word she was saying Cause I was lost I was gone Listening to Levon In another world In another place I was was lost I was gone Listening to Levon I was looking at Mary's eyes but I was listening to Levon Mary's hair was black That much I remember Mary's was skin was smooth I remember that too And she opened her eyes Sometimes when she kissed me I don't know why she did that Maybe Mary knew I was lost I was gone Listening to Levon In another place In some other world I was was lost I was gone Listening to Levon I was looking at the girl But I was listening to Levon I changed her name To protect the innocent I might have even lied About the car this is just to say Sorry if I hurt you Mary if you're out there You know who you are I'm sorry Mary It serves me right if You can't even hear me singing If you tuned me out a long time ago And it served me right If you already changed the station And you're listening right now to that old boy on the radio And you're lost And you're gone Listening to Levon In another world From some other place Are you lost? Are you gone? Listening to Levon Is there a smile your face while you're listening to Levon?

Season 2 Episode 11

The Missionary Imposition First Aired: 10/Feb/2008

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Scotty: Sorry, sir. We're closed. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Kevin: What took you so long? Scotty: I don't just cook, Kevin. I also clean. God, I would make such a good husband, wouldn't I? Don't worry. I'm not fishing. Oh! Speaking of which, I was left alone on the line to finish a grilled turbot when we ran out of cider vinegar sauce, so I finished it with cubed-red peppers and cumin. Kevin: And is that bad? Scotty: Well, it wasn't what they ordered. I mean, I was sort of flying by the seat of my pants, but the server came in with compliments to the chef. Kevin: Wow! Bravo, poissonnier. Scotty: Merci. So, what's new to you? Kevin: Just depositions too boring to describe. And Jason called. Scotty: And Jason called? Kevin: Yeah. He's back in L.A. And he wants to meet for coffee. Tomorrow. Look, if you're at all uncomfortable with this, I can cancel. It's absolutely no problem. Scotty: No, no. It's fine. I mean, I knew he was going to call eventually. Kevin: Yeah. And, you know, he's Robert's brother. It's not like I'm not gonna run into him. Scotty: Yeah, and you guys had some weird phone breakup, so... Yeah, I mean, go see him. Resolve whatever you need to resolve. Kevin: Look, I'm absolutely resolved. Absolutely. So, I told him he could drop by. I hope that's not a problem. Scotty, if you have any issues about this, please say, because I can cancel. Scotty: I said it was fine, Kevin. Kevin: Okay. Scotty: Thank you for asking, but it's all good. Kevin: Good. Scotty: Anyway, I am beat. Let's go home. Kevin: Hi. Jason: Hi, Kev. Jason: The loft looks great. Kevin: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like living here. Jason: Still have this, huh? Kevin: Yeah. Jason: Yeah. Kevin: Oh! Oh, the wedding! I forgot to tell you about the wedding. It was a total freak show. Kitty ran away from the altar. Jason: Yeah, I can't believe I missed it. Robert told me all about it. Kevin: He must be excited you're back? Jason: Yeah. Yeah, he's already made me promise to campaign for him. Kevin: You're gonna campaign? Jason: Kev, don't. He's my brother. Kevin: Well, yeah, Kitty's my sister, you don't see me drinking the Kool-Aid. Jason: Didn't we once agree never to talk about this? Kevin: Yeah. Yeah, we did. You're right. Jason: So, how's the work? Kevin: It's... Scotty: Hi. Kevin: Hi. What... Scotty: I got off work early. Hi. I'm Scotty. Jason: Of course. Good to meet you. Scotty: Good to meet you, too. Kevin: Uh, you know what? We're just in the middle of coffee, so maybe... Scotty: Oh, no, of course. Enjoy. I did bring home some soft-shell crabs, though. They're not lobsters, but... Jason, why don't you join us for dinner or late lunch or whatever it is? Jason: Uh... Scotty: No, no, no. I insist. Kevin, tell him how well I do soft-shell crab. Kevin: You know what? I don't think tonight's... Jason: I'd love to. Scotty: Great. Well, I'll get started in the kitchen and leave you two alone. ♪ Listening To Levon ♪ by Marc Cohn ♪ Listen Scotty: So, Jason, where exactly were you in Malaysia? Were you... Were you in the middle of the jungle? Jason: Well, I was just outside of Kota Kinabalu. Scotty: Kota... Jason & Kevin: Kinabalu. Jason: Yeah, it was... It was very jungley. Scotty: Wow! It must've been hard being so far away from your home? Jason: It was isolating, yeah. Kevin: I thought you were so engrossed in your work, you wouldn't have time for thoughts like that. Jason: I was hoping it would be that way, but, you know, truth is I just wanted to come home. Scotty: Oh, I felt like that every single time I went to summer camp. I think I called home twice a day. Jason: Calling home wasn't really an option for me. Kevin: Why not? No cell phone coverage? Jason: I was having a crisis of faith, actually. Kevin: Really? I didn't know that. Oh, but then you didn't tell me. Jason: Oh, I'm sorry. I was spending my time talking to God. Kevin: At least you were talking to someone. Scotty: And you don't need a cell phone to talk to God, right? I'm going to go to the kitchen. Can I get anybody anything? Kevin: Why don't you just drop the hostess act? Scotty: Okay. You guys have things to resolve, it's obvious. Kevin: So why bring home crustaceans? Jason: Well, I'd love to know what you think we have to resolve. Kevin: I have nothing to resolve. Scotty: He keeps saying that. Kevin: No, no. It's quite simple. Honestly. We were together, he went to Malaysia, I never heard from him again. End of story. Jason: Oh, really? Okay, what about the part where you promise to wait for me and then broke up with me on the phone? Kevin: I'm surprised you picked up the phone. Jason: You want to know why I didn't call? Kevin: Why? Jason: I thought it would make it worse. Kevin: Worse? Jason: I missed you too much, okay? I thought if I could just focus on where I was and what I was trying to do... Kevin: You know what that is? That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. You made me feel like we were through. Over. Like I was some materialistic guy you had no time for. Scotty: And you guys have nothing to resolve, right? Kevin: Stay out of this for one minute. Scotty: No. Scotty: Why don't you just ask him why he came home? I'm sure you want to know. Jason: Oh, it wasn't for him, if that's what you're thinking. He dumped me, that's when I found my spiritual strength. Finally. Kevin: So God won after all. Jason: Yes, Kevin. In a contest between you and God, God won. Kevin: Great. So everything worked out for the best? Jason: Yeah. Perfect. Scotty: Well, I'm really glad we had that talk. Scotty: Okay, if you're not going to talk about what happened tonight, I'm going to go out. Kevin: Nothing to talk about. You ambushed my tea party. Scotty: I got out of work early. Kevin: No, no. You made sure you got out of work early. Scotty: Okay, fine. Well, actually, now I know what's going on. Kevin: Well, I'm glad you do, because I don't. Scotty: Exactly. You don't know. You don't know how you feel about me, about him, about anything. If you did, you might have to choose, really choose, instead of... Instead of pretending. Kevin: Is that what we're doing? Pretending? Scotty: You tell me. Because I don't feel like I live here. I stay here because you let me. Do you realize there's nothing in this apartment that's mine except clothes? Kevin: What do you want me to do, Scotty? Scotty: Be honest with me. If you're still in love with Jason McCallister... Kevin: No, I am not in love with Jason McCallister! Why do you have to be so jealous? Scotty: Because if you could see the two of you together... Kevin: lf you don't trust me, leave! Scotty: Fine. Kevin: Oh, God. Where are you going? Scotty: I'm leaving! Kevin: Isn't that what you want? Scotty: Yeah, it is. Have a great night! ♪ Bad Bad You, Bad Bad Me ♪ by Stephen Fretwell ♪ Listen Scotty: Go away, busy. Kevin: Would you please open the door? Scotty: No. Kevin: Scotty, open the door! Wow, I love what you've done with the place. Scotty: Yeah, well, at least it's mine. Kevin: I'm sorry. Scotty: No, I shouldn't have barged in on your tea party. Kevin: Yeah, enough with the shellfish now. But you know, when you walked in, I was secretly so proud. Scotty: Of what? Kevin: Of you. Of how genuine you are and how crazy and honest and... Scotty: Jealous. Kevin: So how do I make this better? Scotty: I don't want you to see him anymore. Kevin: Even if I did, it wouldn't mean anything. Scotty: I know. You're going to run into him at family stuff. Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: I just don't want you making plans with him. Kevin: Okay. Promise. Scotty: Really? Kevin: I don't think you get how much I want us to be together. Scotty: God, now I feel like an idiot for asking. Kevin: Why? It only makes me want you even more. You know what? I actually do have to go to work, and I don't want to get caught getting busy in a 1970s Ranchero, as beautiful as it is. Scotty: Okay. I'll see you when you get home? Kevin: Okay.