Season 3 Episode 1

Glass Houses First Aired: 28/Sep/2008

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Scotty: So he just gave you the keys? Kevin: You know who else got these keys? Alice Rogers, and she's a partner now. Yeah, and you know who else? Joe Jensen, partner now. Scotty: Congratulations. Are you gonna invite your whole family? Kevin: What, are you crazy? Scotty: I thought it slept 12. Kevin: Yeah, it does. But this weekend, it's gonna sleep two. Secretary: I've got Doug Manning to see you. Kevin: Bring him in. Did you hear that? Scotty: Do you have to go? Kevin: Yeah, I do. Call you back. Bye. Scotty: Okay, so I go to make a pitcher of martinis, and I look in the bar, and i find about 20 "up" glasses, and all of them are baccarat crystal. They're gorgeous. Kevin: Yeah, well, put 'em all back. 'Cause this is my family, so they can use paper cups. Scotty: Where were you? Kevin: Bathroom number five. My goal for the weekend is to pee in all eight. Scotty: Well, then you better drink up. Kevin: Why is this pink? Scotty: It's pomegranate, full of antioxidants. Kevin: No, no, no, no. I like my family oxidized. And you know what gets pomegranate juice stains out? Absolutely nothing, okay? Clear liquids from now on gin, vodka and consomm? Cheers. Okay, time to move everything my family could ruin. Scotty: Like our romantic vacation for two? Kevin: Look, I am so sorry, okay? I just panicked. Scotty: No, it's okay. I'd freak out, too, if I had random new siblings springing up all the time. Kevin: Please remember you're not supposed to know, okay? Mom's head would explode. And don't ask Kitty about the adoption. She's really stressed out about it, and please don't mention to Sarah me making partner. I don't think we should rub her nose in it now that her career is circling the drain. Wow, this fish is really heavy. Scotty: Yeah, that fish is a whale, and it cost more than your car. Kevin: Really? Scotty: Hm huh. Kevin: Now I hate my car. Scotty: You know what? I'm glad we're hosting. It's the least we can do after everything your family's done for us. Kevin: You're so much nicer than I am. You know what? When I make partner, I'm gonna buy you two whales, Moby and Dick. Scotty: Hey, kids. You ready to have fun? Cooper: Hey, can we go outside? Scotty: Of course. Check out the pool. Sarah: Be careful! Sarah: With a good wind behind it, this place could take off. Cooper: Mommy, can I have some soda? Sarah: No, absolutely not. You're jacked up enough as it is. You can have grape juice with water. Kevin: Uh, how about just water? Cooper: I hate water. Tommy: Hey, you guys, we're here. Kevin: Hey. Julia: Hi. Kevin: How are you? Julia: Good. Scotty: Oh. Sarah: Well, I didn't expect to see you here. Tommy: Why not? We were invited. Sarah: Well, it should be interesting. When are you gonna tell him? Tommy: Hey, Kev, this... this place is incredible, man. Kevin: The life of a partner, and since Ojai's a big reason I may become one, you get the master bedroom. Tommy: Come on. You know, you don't have to do that. Justin: Yo, this place freakin' rocks. Jeez. Kevin: You guys carpool? Rebecca: Us? No, no. I, I drove alone. ♪ Make It Mine ♪ by Jason Mraz ♪ Listen Kevin: Oh, here you are. Scotty: I'm thinking of heading down the hills to the beach. You want to come? Kevin: What, and leave my family unchaperoned? I don't think so. You know, Kitty and Sarah have already started throwing back your pomegranate martinis. Scotty: You love it. Kevin: Love what? Scotty: All of them being here, hosted by you, Mr. "I've got the keys to a fabulous beach house, soon-to-be partner of a major L.A. Law firm. Kevin: You forgot just married. Scotty: Oh, right. That little detail. Kevin: You know what? I think I do. I think I love being lord of the manner. Scotty: Mm, that's 'cause you like being the center of attention, like everybody else in your family. Kevin: Yeah. Actually, it's amazing none of us went into show business. Scotty: Well, you've been working like a crazy person. You deserve to be the center of attention. Kevin: Don't go to the beach just yet. Scotty: Why? What do you have in mind? Kevin, your family's here. What if they spill something? Kevin: I've already taken care of that. Justin: Yo, can you pass the sports section, Kev? Nora: Scotty, the frittata is wonderful. Scotty: Oh, thank you. Justin: Take your time. Nora: It's white bean and rosemary? Scotty: Yes, yeah. Nora: It's really lovely. Scotty: Thank you. Sarah: Good morning. Nora: Good morning. Sarah: Good morning. Okay. Um, is Kitty up yet? Nora: They left early this morning. Sarah: Oh, damn. I guess I'll have to talk to her later. Mom, I think we're just gonna pack up and... Justin: Hey, you know what? Can I bum a ride with you? Sarah: Sure. Where's Rebecca? Justin: She left last night. Kevin: Yeah, Tommy and Julia left last night, too. We're like rats deserting a sinking ship. Scotty: Hey, Sarah, can I get you any, um, breakfast? Sarah: No, thanks, Scotty. I just lost my appetite. Nora: Sarah, Scotty made a delicious frittata. At least you can sit down and have a few bites. Sarah: Okay, mother. I shall stay for breakfast. Nora: Good. Kevin: Great. Sarah: Okay, Kevin. I am so sorry about the shelf. Of course I will pay for anything that broke. Kevin: Don't worry about it. Sarah: And before I do any more damage, I'd just like to say that....