Season 3 Episode 21 - music

S3X First Aired: 19/Apr/2009

"Circus" (2008)

"Lace And Leather" by Britney Spears Kevin & Scotty have drinks with Chad. Lyrics: French finger tips, red lips, bitch is dangerous Cotton candy kiss, can't wait for my sugar rush Can't take it no more, I've got to have more tonight This feeling so strong, I'm puttin' you on tonight Alright, let's go Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather) Heels 6-inch, makes a boy want to bite his lip Look but don't touch, unless you wanna lose your innocence Can't take it no more, I've got to have more tonight (Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night) This feeling so strong, I'm puttin' you on tonight (Night, night, night, night, night, night) (Let's go) Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather) (Leather, leather, leather, leather, leather) Lace and leather, lace and leather (Leather, leather, leather, leather, leather) (Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby) Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather) Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather)

Season 3 Episode 21 - music

S3X First Aired: 19/Apr/2009

"Vehicles & Animals" (2003)

"You Got The Style" by Athlete Chad rings Kevin. Lyrics: Oh no Gone and put my foot in it again Think back i can't believe that it was me who said that Last time I promised i'd bite my tongue until i counted to ten (five six seven eight nine and ten) I said oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh i could be laughing about it And making the most of the true british climate Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh I've seen The tension on the high street growing lately It seems that you have to be careful who you look at Sometimes I can't see things the way you see them But this is our home I said Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh i could be laughing about it And making the most of the true british climate Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh Yeah you got the style And we've got the style And they got the style And everybody's got it And you got the style And we've got the style And they got the style And everybody's got it And you got the style And we've got the style Oh oh Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh i could be laughing about it And making the most of the true british climate Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh

Season 3 Episode 21

S3X First Aired: 19/Apr/2009

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Sarah: What was wrong with the pantsuit? Kevin: It was gray and boring. Sarah: No, it was practical, Kevin. Kevin: Oh, come on. I could put a tie on that thing and wear it. Sarah: It was recession appropriate. Kevin: Ugh. Oh, my god. Sarah: Oh, come on. You, you can't be serious. It's a little loud, don't you think? Kevin: That is gorgeous. Sarah: It's pink. It is hot pink. Kevin: That's fuchsia. Sarah: Whatever it is, it's practically on fire. Kevin: Yeah, you would be, too, if you put it on. Sarah: You're very sweet to think that I can pull that off. However, I'm going back to work at my family's company, not at a brothel. Kevin: Oh, come on. Look, it's spring. You said you wanted to meet a man. Sarah: God knows I do. It's been so long since I've been touched Kevin: Right,right. So make a statement.Trust me. Put that on. It'll get you noticed. Sarah: Yeah, yeah, it will...from space. Sarah: I can't believe you convinced me to buy this dress. Kevin: What? What are you talking about? You look so hot in that dress. Sarah: Really? Kevin: You deserve to meet someone. Sarah: God, I hope you're right, Kevin. You know, I really think it's time. I just, you know what I miss? Kevin: What? Sarah: I just miss that first touch. It's been so long since I've been-- Kevin: Oh my god. Don't--don't look.Don't look. Don't--just-- stop. Sarah: Bee on my head? Kevin: No, just walk with me. Really slow, really slow. Look into this-- look into this-- Sarah: Oh, get it off. Get it off. Kevin: Look into this window. Don't argue with me. Sarah: What? What? Kevin: Don't look over your shoulder. Chad's across the street. Sarah: Chad who? Kevin: Chad! Sarah: Oh, Chad. Oh, my god. He is so ridiculously chiseled. Kevin: Turn around. Stop looking. He might see. Sarah: What? He doesn't know who I am? What, what are you afraid of? Why don't you just go say hi? Kevin: No, no, that's not gonna happen. Sarah: Oh, he really is spectacular. He's bi, right? Maybe you should introduce me. Kevin: What? Sarah: I'm 40.I can't be that choosy. Why did you guys break up anyway? Kevin: Why? He was an emotional mess, okay? Deeply, deeply closeted. He had a girlfriend who was happy to be his beard. He practically denied my existence when we were dating. Sarah: Ugh. Kevin: What? Sarah: Sorry. He just spotted us. Kevin: Oh, my god. He's coming over. He's coming over. Don't leave my side. Oh,my god. Wh--I-- l-- Sarah: Wow. Chad: Mmmmh. I owed you that, in public. You know, for how I acted when we dated. So, Kev... how are you? Kevin: Me? I'm--I'm-- Sarah: married. Kevin: I'm married. ♪ You Got The Style ♪ by Athlete ♪ Listen Sarah: What? Wh-- what, and Chad isn't? Kevin: That's a name I'm trying to forget. Sarah: Come on. Don't tell me you didn't enjoy that kiss. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're dead. Kevin: I did like it. That's the problem. And try not to tell scotty what happened. Sarah: You've got nothing to be guilty about. You didn't provoke him. Honestly... Kevin: You--you have it really bad. Oh, my god. It's him. It's--it's Chad. Uh,do I take this? Sarah: Well, I would. I've got sex on the brain. Kevin: Okay, I'll talk to you later. Hello. Chad: Hello. I keep thinking about you. Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time. Chad: So I was wondering if you'd like to go get a drink tomorrow. Kevin: I--yeah. You--you know,I would, except it's-- you know, it's a school night and... I'm married. Chad: No, I meant the three of us. Kevin: You know, uh, yeah. Well, Scotty's pretty busy with work. Chad: Well, why don't you ask Scott? You still have my number, right? Well, I hope I see you soon. Kevin: Okay. Bye. Scotty: Oh, you're home. Kevin: Yeah, you know, since Robert's gone, the office is pretty quiet. Scotty: Do you want to go out for dinner? I'm taking the night off. I need a break. Kevin: Yeah, sure. Scotty: Great. I'll hop in the shower. Kevin: Hey, um, guess who I...ran into. Scotty: Who? Kevin: Chad. Scotty: Chad? Chad? Your, your ex chad? Kevin: Yeah, isn't that, isn't that weird? Scotty: How is he? Kevin: He's, he's fine. I mean, you know, he's so dramatic. Scotty: Dramatic? What does that-- what does that mean? Kevin: Okay, he--he came up to me on a--on a very busy street, and he--he gave me a very...big kiss. Apparently, um, as an apology for being so, you know,so deeply closeted when-- when we dated, but, um, you know, it was all-- it was all him. I mean, you can ask sarah. She saw the whole thing. Scotty: Oh,that--that is dramatic. Kevin: Yeah, that's not the half of it. He, um... he wants to have drinks. With--with the both of us. Scotty: Oh, oh. That could be fun. Kevin: Fun? Are--are you-- are you being serious? He--I mean, he--he did kiss me on the street. I thought you'd be furious. Scotty: Oh, he's just some crazy actor. What's the big deal? Anyway, I've--I've met him before. He's--he's nice. When's he free? Kevin: You actually want to do this? Scotty: Yes, I-I want to have drinks with Dr. Phillip. I loved him on "Tempest Island." I-I remember when he went undercover to save Baltimore from the Cassidy family. Fine, I'm a fan. Kevin: Wow, you never...cease to surprise me. Are you sure about this? You know, I mean, Chad's pretty full of himself. You know actors always talk about themselves. Scotty: Oh, like you don't? Come on. Call him. Kevin: Okay. J--uh,just remember, this is not my idea. ♪ Lace And Leather ♪ by Britney Spears ♪ Listen Chad: You know what the ironic thing is? The parts I'm getting offered now are so much better and, well, masculine. Kevin: M-masculine? Chad: Anyway, the most important thing is I feel really great about myself. Kevin: I can see that. Chad: So anyway, enough about me. Why don't you guys tell me about the wedding? Scotty: Oh, actually, I have, uh, some pictures here on my phone. Kevin: It's actually our anniversary in a couple of weeks. Chad: You guys are so cute. Kevin: Being surrounded by that many flowers makes anyone look cute. Chad: No, that's not it. You both are very good-looking. Kevin: Thank you. Scotty: That's sweet. Chad: Baby, take a seat so what's it like being married? Scotty: It's great. Kevin: Yeah, it's like an episode of "leave it to beaver" without the... yeah. Chad: I don't think I could handle it. I mean, I'm just enjoying being free. I'm fine leaving marriage to the heterosexuals. You guys ever miss it? Kevin: What? Chad: I don't know, sitting at a table like this, knowing that at any moment anything could happen. Don't you miss that kind of spontaneity? Kevin: Well, um... Chad: You guys want to get outta here? Kevin: Where would we go? Chad: We could go to my place. Uh,I have a pool. Scotty: A pool? Chad: Or we could go to your place. Uh, being married doesn't mean you can't play together, right? Come on. It'll be fun. Scotty: Should we go to the bedroom? Kevin: I can't wait that long. Scotty: Hey, are you this horny because we almost had a 3-Way? Kevin: M-Me? You could barely contain yourself on the car ride home. Is that him? Scotty: Of course it's him. He knows where you live, right? Kevin: He doesn't take no for an answer. Scotty: Well, should we let him in? Kevin: Are you serious? Scotty: Do you want to let him in? Kevin: This is how pornos start. Scotty: Are we on the same page right now? Kevin: I-I can't believe we're doing this. Scotty: Okay, I'm gonna go get the door. Oh, my God. Kevin: What are you doing here? Sarah: Oh, my God, Kevin. You will never believe it. I had sex in the office. I really need to share with somebody. Kevin: Why me? Sarah: Because I can't get ahold of Kitty, and, well, before you and Scotty got together, you were the most promiscuous member of the family. Scotty: Oh, that's comforting to know. Kevin: That.... Sarah: Oh no. Scotty: Yeah. Sarah: Oh, my god, I've done it again, haven't I? Kevin: Yeah. Sarah: Were you two about to... Kevin: Oh, no. Scotty: Ask Kevin. He's the most promiscuous one in the family. Sarah: Oh, I'm so sorry. Kevin: You're the one who answered the door. Scotty: You wanted me to. Kevin: No, I didn't. Sarah: What's going on? What are you talking about? Kevin: Scotty wanted a 3-Way. Sarah: Oh, my--Scotty! Scotty: I can't believe you actually told her. Kevin: She just had sex on her desk. Please. Sarah: In the storage room. Please. Kevin: You know what? I wasn't the most promiscuous member of this family. Justin was. I bet you he's had gobs of 3-Ways. Sarah: Oh, I doubt it. Anyway,we're talking about you. Okay, spill the beans. Who did you think was out that door? Scotty: Nobody. Kevin: Chad. Sarah: Oh, nice choice. Scotty: I'm not having this conversation with you, Sarah. You Walkers have absolutely no boundaries. Kevin: Maybe you should've thought of boundaries before you got us into this. Scotty: Oh, don't blame this on me, Kevin Walker. It takes three to tango. Sarah: He's right. Scotty: Sarah! Okay, I am completely humiliated. I am going to sleep. Good night, both of you. Sarah: Night. Kevin: Great. I think I just went from a 3-Way to sleeping on the couch. Sarah: I'm so sorry, Kevin. I should've called. Kevin: You could say that. Sarah: Yeah. You know, I might--I might go home to bed. I'm sure you guys need to talk. Kevin: Oh, wait, wait. Who--Who did you,uh,hook up with in the,um,in the office? Sarah: Caliente. Kevin: Not Cal? Sarah: I'm so sorry about... Next time,I promise. Kevin: Call next time. Sarah: Good luck. ♪ Romeo and Juliet ♪ by Dire Straits ♪ Listen Scotty: Hi. Kevin: Hi. I still feel weird. Scotty: Yeah, me, too. Kevin: Guess who called. Scotty: Well, he is nothing if not persistent. Kevin: He actually called to apologize for putting us in an awkward situation. Scotty: He has notng to be sorry for. I mean, look at us. If I were him, I'd want a piece of this action, too. Kevin: I didn't mean to lay it all on you, okay? I was just scared. Scotty: Yeah, me, too. God, we are such prudes. Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible 3-Way, and we practically have a nervous breakdown. Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians. Kevin: Even lesbians have 3-Ways. Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it. So we move on-- Monogamous... Kevin: Hmm. Scotty: Domesticated, married. Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: I wouldn't have it any other way.

Season 3 Episode 20

Missing First Aired: 22/Mar/2009

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Robert: Because the truth is, places like this aren't born out of legislation or lobbying. They're from people. People with vision. Kitty: Why is there so much press here? Scotty: Something tells me they're not here to rave about my canapés. Robert: Today we honor the vision of Nora Walker. Scotty: Oh, tell Jocelyn to pass the kebabs, or they sit on the buffet and get cold. Robert: Scotty, could I get a glass of water? Scotty: Yeah, sure, are you all right? Robert: Yeah, I'm fine. Scotty: Well, you don't look fine. Robert: I think it's my heart medication. It makes me a little... light-headed. Scotty: Oh,my god. You need to sit down. Here. Robert: It'll pass. Scotty: Well, drink that. Robert: Thanks. Alec: Craziest park parent? Yeah, that's--that's a no-brainer. It's Donna kabrel. Have you met her? Kitty: Wait a minute. She's-- she's not the one who makes her kid wear those, um, those gloves? Alec: Yes. Yes, you have met her. Kitty: Tell me, do you think that's about germs or do you think that's a fashion statement? Alec: No, no, it's even worse. They're grippy gloves. Kitty: Grippy gloves? What, what are grippy gloves? Alec: To cling better to the jungle gym. Yeah, she also makes her wear grippy shoes. Kitty: No way. Alec: Yes way. Kitty: No, you're kidding. You know, that's actually Kevin: Kitty, come quick. Let's go. Kitty: What's wrong? Excuse me. What, what happened? What happened? Hey, are you okay? Robert: I got a little light-headed. This is Dr. Flackett. Kitty: Did he tell you that he had a bypass surgery about a month ago? Robert: I'm not sure that this has anything to do with that. Kevin: Well, now let's let someone with a medical degree decide that. Dr. Flackett: Your blood pressure's still elevated, senator. You need to go to the hospital. Scotty: I'll call an ambulance. Robert: Wait, h-hold on. I may have, you know, shaken too many hands out there, but let's not get hysterical. Kitty: Hysterical? Nobody's hysterical, Robert. She's a doctor. Robert: She's a pediatrician. Dr. Flackett: Senator, I'm happy to call your cardiologist and let him or her know where you're headed, but you need to go. Scotty: Does this mean I can call an ambulance now? Kitty: Yes. Robert: No ambulance, no. We'll drive.

Hi, Sarah. Interruptus (S3E19)

Season 3 Episode 19

Spring Broken First Aired: 15/Mar/2009

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Kevin: What are you doing right now? Scotty: Just, uh, cleaning up. Kevin: The place looks pretty clean to me. Scotty: What did you have in mind? Kevin: I don't know. You know, the two of us. A free morning. Scotty: Mmmm. Kevin: It's probably a delivery. Let's just ignore that. Scotty: Okay. Wow. They really need a signature. Kevin: Are we ever gonna have sex again? Scotty: I don't know. I'm busy. My work, your family. Maybe we need to schedule it. Kevin: What, like sex at 4:00? That's really romantic. Scotty: Appointment sex. What married couples have to do. Kevin: Yeah? Well, not this one. Haven't you heard of calling first? Sarah: I can't call. Your brothers have co-opted my phone lines. Kevin: They're mine now? Sarah: Listen, Kevin, I wanna be a good big sister. I really do. But you gotta get them off my couch. Their crap is all over my house, and they're eating all my food. Hi, Scotty. Scotty: Hi, Sarah interruptus. There. It's in the books. Kevin: Wow. Sarah: You putting sex in the books now? Kevin: No. Sarah: Yes, you are. Kevin: Yeah, thanks to you. Sarah: Well, listen, I'm sorry. Kevin: Oh, hi. My name's Kevin Walker. I was wondering if I could schedule an appointment for later this evening. Scotty: Look at that. An appointment just opened up. Shall I pencil you in, Mr. Walker? Kevin: Yes, please. I love you. Justin: Oh, Love you too, Scotty. Kevin: Oh, Justin loves you too. Scotty: See you tonight. Kevin: Okay, bye.

Season 3 Episode 18

Taking Sides First Aired: 08/Mar/2009

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Saul: All right,let me guess. Mm, preemptively intoxicating yourself before the worst-timed dinner in Walker family history? Scotty: I thought hiding in the corner might help, too. Saul: Hmmmm Scotty: So thank you for the strong-arm phone call. Saul: Please. I'm merely the messenger. That was all Nora's work. Scotty: Huh. Has tommy even told her? Or is he just gonna wait until she notices a prison postmark on his first letter? Saul: Well, I suspect he's having a bit of denial, if that's what you're asking. Kevin: Well, this is gonna be fun. Where are harold and maude? Thank you. Saul: Maude's in the kitchen. Harold's upstairs. Justin: All right. Don't, uh, don't worry about it. We haven't even, uh, started eating yet, so... Kevin: Now is not the time to talk about this, so keep your voice down. Sarah: Listen, everybody-- Mora: All right, you guys. I know what you're doing. All this whispering and huddling... Tommy: Mom, um... Nora: He's just upstairs. He's gonna come down any minute. Justin: Mom, we're not even talking about Ryan. We're talking about... Ugh. Kevin: You okay? Justin: Yeah, it's spicy. It's good. Nora: Sure you're not talking about ryan,and I'm the queen of Sheba. Sarah: Actually, you are. Nora: Please, please, please, just be nice tight. Just be yourselves. Kevin: Be nice or be ourselves. Which is it? Justin: Good point, Kevin. Nora: Hi, so you see? They do exist. Ryan: Hi. All: Hi. Kevin: Kevin. Ryan: Hi, Kevin. Kevin: Really nice to meet you. Justin: Nice to see you again, man. Tommy: I'm Tommy. Kvin: Scotty and Sarah. Sarah: Sarah walker. Nora: I told them to be themselves. Who the hell are these people? Kevin: I'm sorry.I have a problem with the way he's been acting tonight. Scotty: Aren't we all acting on account of Ryan? Isn't that the mandate? Kevin: Tommy was arrested for felony embezzlement. You think a little humility might be in order. Scotty: Stop taking it so personally. Besides,the night is almost over. Kevin: Thank god. Nora: Where's Tommy? When were you gonna tell me? Saul: Nora, don't do this now. Ryan doesn't have to-- Nora: Ryan is the only one with the decency to let me know. Justin: Are, are you kidding me? Why would you say something to her? Ryan: I didn't know. Nora: Oh, stop it. This has nothing to do with him. Who, who did youembezzle from? Kevin: You know what? Now really isn't the time for this. Sarah: Kevin's right. This is much more-- Nora: I'm talking to Tommy. Who did you embezzle from? Tommy: Look, mom, it's complicated, all right? I needed money to fund a deal, so I, I borrowed it from Ojai. Nora: From Ojai? Tommy: Yeah, and I will put it back. Nora: Just like your father was.