Season 5 Episode 22 - music

Walker Down the Aisle First Aired: 08/May/2011

"Born This Way" by Lady Gaga Nora's voice over as she watches as everyone dancing. Lyrics: [Intro:] It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'cause you were Born This Way, Baby [Verse:] My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are" She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe" "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, Listen to me when I say" [Chorus:] I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way [Post-chorus:] Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way Baby I was born this way Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born- I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't be a drag -Just be a queen [x3] Don't be! [Verse:] Give yourself prudence And love your friends Subway kid, rejoice your truth In the religion of the insecure I must be my self, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey) I love my life I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith) [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] [Bridge:] Don't be a drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way No matter gay, straight, or bi, lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to be brave. [Repeat chorus] [Outro/refrain:] I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey!

Season 5 Episode 22 - music

Walker Down the Aisle First Aired: 08/May/2011

"Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters " by Elton John Sarah & Luc dance, then Sarah dances with BrodyEveryone starts dancing. Lyrics: And now I know Spanish Harlem are not just pretty words to say I thought I knew But now I know that rose trees never grow in New York City Until you've seen this trash can dream come true You stand at the edge while people run you through And I thank the Lord there's people out there like you I thank the Lord there's people out there like you (chorus) While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers Turn around and say good morning to the night For unless they see the sky But they can't and that is why They know not if it's dark outside or light This Broadway's got It's got a lot of songs to sing If I knew the tunes I might join in I'll go my way alone Grow my own, my own seeds shall be sown in New York City Subway's no way for a good man to go down Rich man can ride and the hobo he can drown And I thank the Lord for the people I have found I thank the Lord for the people I have found [repeat chorus] And now I know Spanish Harlem are not just pretty words to say I thought I knew But now I know that rose trees never grow in New York City Subway's no way for a good man to go down Rich man can ride and the hobo he can drown And I thank the Lord for the people I have found I thank the Lord for the people I have found [repeat chorus]

Season 5 Episode 22 - music

Walker Down the Aisle First Aired: 08/May/2011

"LA River" by HoneyHoney Brody walks Sarah down the aisleSarah & Luc are married. Lyrics: Went down to the banks of the LA river Had to hop a chain link fence Concrete walls on the LA river Water lapping up on the cement Oh, but I love my new home Listen to the big city sound Watching that LA river roll down By the trains past Chinatown Dip my fingers in the warm black water Raw red skin on my knees Sail my boat down the LA river Thought I saw a body in the weeds Oh, but I love my new home Listen to the big city sound Watching that LA river roll down By the trains past Chinatown Oh, but I love my new home Listen to the big city sound Watching that LA river roll down By the trains past Chinatown

Season 5 Episode 22 - music

Walker Down the Aisle First Aired: 08/May/2011

"Baby I Need Your Loving" by The Four Tops Luc, Justin & Scotty practice the song for the reception; repeats as the guys perform at the wedding. Lyrics: Baby I need your lovin' Baby I need your lovin' Although you're never near Your voice I often hear Another day, another night I long to hold you tight 'Cause I'm so lonely Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Some say it's a sign of weakness For a man to beg Then weak I'd rather be If it means havin' you to keep 'Cause lately I've been losin' sleep Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Empty nights Echo your name Sometimes I wonder Will I ever be the same Oh yeah, when you see me smile You know Things have gotten worse Any smile you might see Has all been rehearsed Darlin', I can't go on without you This emptiness won't let me live without you This loneliness inside me darlin' Makes me feel not alive, honey Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin'

Season 5 Episode 22

Walker Down the Aisle First Aired: 08/May/2011

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Kevin: Are you awake? Scotty? Are you awake, honey? Scotty: No. Kevin: What are you doing out here? Scotty: Mm. Daniel woke up. I had to feed him. Kevin: Oh, well, Daniel's asleep, so why don't you come back to bed? Scotty: Oh. Honey, as much as I miss sex, but I miss sleep more. Kevin: Hello. Sarah: Hi. It's me. Scotty: Were you gonna have sex with your Bluetooth on? Kevin: Yeah, I'm the wedding planner. I have to be on call. Scotty: Oh. Sarah: Please tell me everything's okay. Kevin: Yes. Have a little faith. Hold on. Someone's on the other line. Hello? Kitty: I really need to talk to you. Kevin: What, about Sarah? She's on the other line. Kitty: No, it's about me, and don't tell Sarah. Just call me back whenever you can, okay? Kevin: I am the wedding planner, but okay. Sarah. Sarah: Who was that? Kevin: Uh, the DJ. Hang on. Someone's on the other line. Sarah: K-- Kevin: Hello? Paige: It's Paige. Can you talk to my mom? She won't let me bring Andrew to the wedding. Kevin: Paige, why are you talking funny, and who's Andrew? Paige: I have a mask on, and I don't want it to crack, and he's my boyfriend. Kevin: You have a boyfriend? Scotty: Paige has a boyfriend? Kevin: Yeah, he's so cool. I'll talk to your mom. She's on the other line. Paige: Please. Kevin: Done. So Paige has this boyfriend who-- Sarah: Oh, God. If I hear one more thing about-- Kevin: Fine. It's dropped. Sarah: Good. Now please tell me, is everything set up at the hotel? Kevin: Yeah, I'm sure, but I'll check in with Justin. Sarah: Oh, is he still sleeping with that manager? Kevin: Yes. Sarah: Is she still married? Kevin: I think she's getting a divorce. Sarah: Oh, yeah. That's what they all say. Kevin: Daniel is still sleep, so why don't you come back to bed? Scotty: Kevin, no, I don't want to. Kevin: Well-- Olivia: How come you guys won't help Paige? Kevin: Uh-- Scotty: Because it's none of our business. Kevin: No. Olivia: Paige, they're not budging. Paige: Man, I can't believe this. Uh, hold on. It's Andrew on the other line. Luc: Ooh. Paige: Okay? I'll call you back. Bye. Olivia: Bye. Kevin: Hello. Saul: Yeah, hey, Kevin. It's Saul. Listen we have a little bit of a problem here, and you know what, buddy? I don't want you to panic. Kevin: What? Of course I'm panicking. You say something like that, Saul, of course I'm gonna panic. Saul: Kevin, the cake isn't here. They got the date all wrong. So what we've been doing is, uh, Jonathan and I have been up all night, uh, making cupcakes. Kevin: Cupcakes? Olivia: I love cupcakes. Saul: That's right. We're gonna make a cupcake tree. Kevin, you know what? I'm not happy about this either. Jonathan: It's very wedding chic right now. Kevin: I can't believe this. Have you spoken with Sarah? 'Cause she's gonna rip me a new one. Saul: I knew you were gonna freak, and I don't want to talk to you about this now. I have 200 cupcakes that we have to finish, and I want to tell you something, Kevin. I'm gonna call Sarah because you're a wuss. Olivia: Hey, Paige. Are you all right? Paige: Yeah, I'll be fine I'm--I'm not gonna ruin the day for mom. Kevin: Ask her if Luc is up. Olivia: Is Luc up? Paige: He's right here. It's Kevin. Luc: Oh. Hey, Kevin. Paige: Stop. Kevin: Hi, how's it going? Luc: Oh, it's going great. I have the two kids right next to me, my parents are coming, and I'm getting married. Not a bad day. Kevin: How do you feel about cupcakes? Luc: Cupcakes? Kevin: Oh! Hold on a second. Oh, that's mom calling me on the cell. Let me, uh, I'll-- I'll call you back. Hello. Nora: How's it going? Kevin: Don't ask. How is it with you? Nora: I'm fine. I'm trying to find something for Sarah to use for the old. Kevin: For the what? Nora: The old. You know, something old, something new, blah, blah, blah. And then I'm to give it to her at the church. Kevin: Have you spoken with Sarah yet? Nora: Not really. She seems to be avoiding me. Kevin, this is just... so awful. Kevin: Try not to worry. I'm sure everything will be fine. Nora: Yeah. You know, I have to go, so I-I-I'll see you at the church. Kevin: Yeah, bye. Nora: How about this beautiful old antique barrette? Sarah: Maybe I could be my own something old? Nora: How about a purse? You want a purse? I've got a purse. Kevin: Why are you talking like an auctioneer? Nora: What are you doing here? This is for women only. Kevin: Exactly. I'm just checking in. Sarah: Saul called me about the cupcakes. Kevin: Ugh. Sarah: It's--no, it's fine. It's fine. Kevin: Wow. Kitty: Oh, my gosh, Paige. You look like a super model. Kevin: Yeah. Sarah: How did I ever give birth to anything so beautiful? No, stop fussing with it. It fits fine. Paige: It doesn't fit, and even if it did, who cares? My boyfriend won't even be here to see it. Kitty: Your boyfriend? Nora: Your boyfriend? Wow. Paige: Yeah, Andrew. But since my mom's all about banning people from the wedding, he won't be coming. Kevin: Why can't Andrew come? Sarah: Because she's 14. Kitty: W-wa-wait a minute. I seem to remember a young girl who was barely 14, who was so madly in love with Davey Martinez... that she wrote a 12-verse song-- Sarah: That was a different situation. Kitty: What was it called? It was "when Kevin: " Dave's lips touched mine. " Kitty: " Dave's lips touched mine. " Paige: Oh, my God. Sing it. Sarah: No! Don't s-- Kitty & Kevin: ♪ When Dave's lips touched mine♪ Sarah: Don't sing it. Kitty & Kevin: ♪ I felt so fine♪ Sarah: Kitty-- Kitty & Kevin: ♪ like a grape on the vine ♪ Sarah: Please, stop. Kitty & Kevin: ♪ lt tickled my spine ♪ Sarah: Okay. Okay! Okay! Kitty & Kevin: ♪ but it was so divine ♪ Sarah: Andrew can come to the reception. Paige: He can? Sarah: Yes. Paige: Thank you! Thank you, Aunt Kitty. I'm gonna go call him. Sarah: All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Paige. I've gotta talk to his parents. Nora: Kitty, what's the matter? Kitty: It's nothing. It's just-- Oh, God. It's crazy. It's just I remember Paige when--when she was a baby. I mean, look at her. Nora: Yes, I kn-- Okay, I just thought of something. Okay, I'll be right back. Kevin: Okay, what is going on with you? Kitty: I'm pregnant. Kevin: You're pregnant? Kitty: Shh. I just-- I don't want anybody to know. Kevin: But that's-- I-I thought you couldn't. Kitty: I know. I know. I--it happened. Kevin: That's amazing. Are--are you happy? Kitty: Yes. I'm very happy, happier every minute. It's Seth. Kevin: Well, yeah, I assumed it was Seth. Kitty: No. Seth isn't happy. Nora: Okay, I've got it. This is what she's gonna want-- Ida's compact. It's perfect. Justin & Luc: Five, six, seven, eight. ♪ Baby, I Need Your Lovin' ♪ by The Four Tops ♪ Listen Justin & Luc: ♪ Baby I need your loving ♪ Justin & Luc: ♪ Got to have ♪ Justin & Luc: ♪ all your love ♪ Justin: Now maybe I'll do a little solo? Like... Justin: ♪ baby I need ♪ Luc: Okay. Justin: You're laughing. Why are you laughing again? Scotty: No, I'm just enjoying watching you confirm your heterosexuality. Luc: Come on Justin, you can do this. Okay, Saul and Cooper-- they learned it. Tommy got it. It's easy. Justin: Well, it's easy for you. Look at those hips. Scotty: Yeah, how did you become such a good dancer? Did Gabriela teach you? Luc: No. Uh, actually, it was all my father. His mom owned a dance studio. I just can't wait to see him in a suit, though. I hope my mom doesn't ruin the whole thing for him. Scotty: She's not gonna ruin your wedding. Luc: Why not? She ruined her own marriage. He loved her. She cheated on him. Justin: Okay, there was probably other reasons why it didn't work, like, you know, maybe they weren't meant to be together. Right? Luc: Well, they were married, and she kept cheating on him. That's why it didn't work out. Scotty: So apropos of nothing, how's Tyler? Justin: She's getting a divorce, all right? And she's been separated for, like, ever, and--. Maybe that's your parents. Luc: Yeah. It's been 20 years I didn't see them together. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, wow. Wow. Wow. Justin: I don't understand this. So you put your left foot in front, and then you turn? Luc: Hi. Gabriela: Oh, darling. Oh. How are you? Luc: Ca va? Gabriela: Hi. Scotty: Hi. Gabriela: Hi, guys. Nice to see you, Justin. Justin: Hey. Luc: O est papa? Gabriela: He couldn't make it. Luc: What? Gabriela: He got so swamped with his business. He tried to get away, but he just couldn't. But he sends his love. And he's really, really sorry. Luc: What about you, mom? Are you sorry? Saul: Time? Jonathan: Uh, about ten minutes since the last time you asked me. You know, it might speed things up if you didn't try to make each cupcake into a personal work of art. Saul: Jonathan, I have to replace a stunning, 3-tier wedding cake with--with these snacks. The least we can do is make each one of these - look as lovely as possible. Jonathan: Everybody loves cupcakes. They'll be the hit of the event. Besides, a romantic commitment between two people isn't about a wedding cake or even a marriage. Saul: It's symbolism, Jonathan, and when two people make a romantic commitment to each other, there's got to be something that they can show to the world. Jonathan: Isn't it enough for two people to say "I love you"? Saul: You just don't get it, do you? Jonathan: Well, what's that supposed to mean? Saul: Nothing. Jonathan: Oh, come on, Saul. You're not insinuating that we should be getting married. Saul: I'm not insinuating anything, so let's just get this packed up. And please be caful with the frosting. Come on. Luc: Sarah. Kevin: No, no, no, no! You can't see her. You can't see her. Luc: Kevin, I need to talk to Sarah. Kevin: No. Luc: It's important. Sarah: Kevin. Kevin: Okay, just talk. Sarah: Okay. What is it, honey? Is everything okay? Luc: My father is not coming. Sarah: Oh, no. Why not? Luc: I don't know. My mom gave me some lame excuses about how overwhelmed he is with work. I know she did something-- Lied to him, told him not to come. Sarah: It's ironic, isn't it? Here you are, heartbroken that your dad's not here, and mine would be here in a shot if he could. Luc: You're listening to your heart. - I'm proud of you for that. Sarah: Oh, honey, I'm proud of-- Kevin: Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, I'm so sorry. We're really tight on time. Sarah: Wh-- Kevin: Hey. Seth: Hey, hey. Are we the first ones? Kevin: Yes, you are, and I love a man who's on time. Where's Kitty? Seth: Oh, she's, uh, she's bringing your mom. Kevin: Look at you, buddy. Don't you look spiffy? Seth: He also looks like someone who needs to go to the bathroom? Kevin: Oh, okay. It's, uh, it's right down the hall. Seth: Okay. Kevin: Um, Kitty told me your news. Seth: She did? Kevin: Yeah, and I think it's great. Seth: Uh-huh. Um, uh, let's--let's, uh, let's talk about this later. Kevin: Believe me. I-I wasn't sure if I could handle being a father either. Once it happens, it's magic. And you're probably thinking, is now the right time, but is there ever really a right time? Evan: I gotta go! Seth: Uh... all right. All right. Let's--let's go. Sarah: Mom, you've gotta go very gently with the zipper. Nora: All right. I will. I will. Sarah: Oh, my God, where is my something blue? Nora: Your what? Sarah: My something blue, a handkerchief of dad's. Nora: Yes, I know what it is. Hold on. Sarah: Saul got them from the dry cleaners after--after--after he died, and I haven't seen it all morning. Kitty: Sarah, Sarah, shallow breathing sends less oxygen to the brain. Sarah: Kitty? Kitty: Sorry. Sorry. I'm just not feeling so good at the moment. Kevin: Okay, five minutes, ladies. Sarah: Mom. You--you don't look very good. Nora: None of us look good. It's a wedding. Sarah: No, mom-- Nora: Our nerves are all frayed, except you sweetheart. You look lovely. Kitty: It's nerves. M-mom's right. I'm gonna go find a ladies room. Sarah: Kevin. Kevin: Don't panic. She'll be fine. I'm just gonna go check on Luc. Sarah: Okay, mom! Just-- Nora: What? Cooper: Are you sad that your dad didn't come? Luc: As long as I have my best man, I'll be fine. Cooper: I'm there for ya. Kevin: How are you guys doing in here? Ready. Good. Uh, do you have the rings? Cooper: Uh-oh. Oh. Kevin: Don't-- Cooper: Uh-oh. Shoot. Kevin: This isn't fun-- don't--don't--don't do-- don't--no--ugh. Cooper: I gotcha. Kevin: It's not funny. You'll give me a heart attack one day, and I'll die. Live with that. Gabriela: Excuse me. Luc: What do you want? Gabriela: Oh, I almost forgot about this. They are your father's cuff links. I thought you might like to have 'em. Luc: Yeah. Gabriela: You nervous? You know, it's not that bad. Once you're up there with everybody-- Luc: Okay, I'll be fine, mom. You should go sit down. It's about to start. Gabriela: Okay. Kitty: Oh. Ooh. Oh, dear. Lori Lynn: Oh, sweetie, are you okay? Kitty: Yeah, thank you. I'm fine. I'm... just a little, uh-- Lori Lynn: Hung over? Ugh. Been there slash am there. Kitty: Uh, no. Lori Lynn: Oh, is it the flu? Should I keep my dtance? Kitty: No, it's not the flu. Lori Lynn: Oh, preggers. Duh. Oh, babe. I'm so sorry. I've been there, too. It's the worst. But congrats. Paige: Aunt Kitty, you're pregnant? Kitty: No, Paige. No, no. I'm--I-I... What on earth are you doing in the stall? Paige: Uh, I-I-I was just... trying to make my dress work. Lori Lynn: I'm just gonna leave you girls to it. Sarah: Oh, excuse me. Have you seen my sister? Is she in there? We really need to talk to her. Lori Lynn: Oh, I don't know. Is she the pregnant girl? Sarah: The pregnant g-- What? Pregnant? Wait, who's pregnant? Kevin: Uh-- Paige: Good luck, mom. Sarah: Oh, God. Kevin: No. Kitty: Oh. Sarah: What did Paige just say? Did you hear her say anything? Kitty: Nothing. Sh-sh-- What are you talking about? You look beautiful. I'll see you out there, okay? Kevin: I promise you, Paige is not pregnant. Sarah: She's got a boyfriend. Lori Lynn: You're insane, okay? Just breathe. You're about to get married. Breathe. Breathe. Sarah: Oh, holy crap. Tommy: Look, come over here. You're gonna be on my left side-- Sarah: Well, why do I have to be on your left side? Why can't I be on your right side? Tommy: It's protocol. Sarah: Protocol? Proto-- damn protocol. Luc's not talking to his mother, his father didn't bother coming, Kitty's throwing up in the bathroom, my daughter's probably pregnant. Kevin: She's not pregnant. I promise. Sarah: Oh, God. Okay. I just-- I need a minute. Kevin: No. Sarah, everybody's waiting. Sarah: Well, they're just gonna have to wait a little bit longer, because right now, my head is full of everybody else's problems, and I don't want to say I do feeling like this, okay? I'm gonna go for a little walk around the block, and I will come right back. Tommy: No. Kevin: S-Sarah.

Sarah: That was quick. No rice, no groom? Brody: It hasn't actually happened yet. I kind of needed a break. Brody: Want a beer? Sarah: I can't believe this. Brody: That's a nice necklace. Sarah: Oh, thanks. It came from my mother's jewelry box. It's my something old. Brody: Mm-hmm. Sarah: She thinks it's tacky. Brody: Hmm. I always kinda liked it. Years ago, I got it from my mom... And gave it to yours. Your mom's the love of my life, you know? Sarah: I'm literally having an out-of-body experience right now. Like I'm... Looking down on us both, and... Brody: What? Sarah: I'm afraid I'm gonna fall. Brody: Oh, I'll catch you. ♪ LA River ♪ by HoneyHoney ♪ Listen Jonathan: Look how fantastic this is. A cupcake pyramid-- it's like their wedding was catered by the Egyptians. Saul: What are you talking about? This is just-- It's--it's not traditional. Jonathan: Oh, come on, Sauly. Where's your sense of humor? Saul: You know what? You and I just don't have the same priorities in life, Jonathan. Jonathan: Oh, for God sake. Marry me, Saul. Saul: You don't believe in marriage. Jonathan: But you do, and I believe in you. Saul: Don't do this unless you mean business, because I might just say yes. Jonathan: Then say it. Saul: Yes. Luc: Uh, excuse me, everybody. May I have your attention, please? Somebody: Shh. Luc: Thank you. Uh, at this time, I would love to, uh, make a toast to my beautiful wife. But as you all know, English is not my first language, so... Everybody: Ohh. Luc: So instead... Sarah: Mm-hmm. Luc: I would like to do a-a little something else. Sarah: Okay. ♪ Baby, I Need Your Lovin' ♪ by The Four Tops ♪ Listen Luc: ♪ Some say it's a sign of weakness ♪ Luc: ♪ For a man to beg. ♪ Luc: ♪ Then weak I'd rather be ♪ Luc: ♪ If it means having you to keep ♪ Luc: ♪ 'Cause lately I've been losing sleep. ♪ Boys: ♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys: ♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys: ♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys: ♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys: ♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys: ♪ got to have all your loving ♪ Boys: ♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys: ♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys: ♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys: ♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys: ♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys: ♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Everybody: Whoo! Minister Mike: You know, of all the weddings I've done, this one was definitely the most-- Kevin: Nearly apocalyptic? Minister Mike: No. There were a few surprises, but trust me, I have seen worse. Kevin: Wait till you see us dance. Excuse me. Uh, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention. As your wedding planner extraordinaire, I'd like you all to turn your focus to the dance floor, where the bride and groom will now take their first dance. ♪ Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters ♪ by Elton John ♪ Listen ♪ Born This Way ♪ by Lady Gaga ♪ Listen Nora: Looking back on it, I kind of think it was the best of times. Families, like life, have a way of changing, never staying the same, but they're your family, this eclectic, deeply bonded group. So you evolve, you adapt. And now... As I look at my life and my new extended family, I think of this wondeul quote by George Eliot. "It's never too late to be what you might have been."

Season 5 Episode 21 - music

For Better or for Worse First Aired: 01/May/2011

Chely Wright - Damn Liar (in the episode, it's remix) "Damn Liar (The Remixes) - EP" (2011)

"Damn Liar (Youngjared Remix)" by Chely Wright Kevin gets a call saying that Olivia ran away. Lyrics: Does anybody reall know you? Can anybody say they truly do? You swear that you're a hickory tree but your limbs are loaded down with rotten fruit You gotta keep on spinnin' around Never let your worlds collide 'Cause if we all start talkin' There might be nowhere for you to hide You're a Damn Liar A Damn Liar Damn Liar How'd you make it this far? Being a Damn Liar You Damn Liar You Damn Liar That's what you are Don't you find it all confusing? Keepin' up with all the tales you tell You're scared to death that I'll run into The one before me you put through hell To you, we're all disposable and that's exactly what you'll do You just deleted me 'cause I was onto you You're a Damn Liar A Damn Liar A Damn Liar How'd you make it this far? Being a Damn Liar You Damn Liar A Damn Liar That's what you are You're a Damn Liar A Damn Liar A Damn Liar How'd you make it this far? Being a Damn Liar You miserable Liar Damn Liar That's what you are Damn Liar A Damn Liar You're a Damn Liar How'd you make it this far? Damn Liar You fuckin' Liar You're a Damn Liar That's what you are

Season 5 Episode 21

For Better or for Worse First Aired: 01/May/2011

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Scotty: ♪ My Daniel is eating his carrots ♪ Kevin: ♪ My Daniel is eating his peas ♪ Scotty: Yeah, ♪ My Daniel is eating his carrots ♪ Kevin & Scotty: ♪ So eat some more carrots for me ♪ Scotty: Oh! Oh, look at him. He is so adorable. That perfect little nose-- I want to eat it right off his face. Kevin: I think he's gassy. Scotty: Yeah, he is. Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: Oh, you got diapers, right? Kevin: Yeah, they're in the bag with the sippy cups. Scotty: I love when he uses his sippy cup. Kevin: Me, too. Olivia: Hi. Guys, I need to go. Kevin: What? Go where? Hmm? Oh, my God. It's Wednesday soccer practice. Uh, I have a client at 4:00. Can you take her? Scotty: No, no, no, I can't take Daniel in the car. Remember, I don't have the right size car seat. The right one doesn't come until tomorrow. Olivia: I'll just take the bus. Scotty: No. Kevin: You're not gonna take the bus. Olivia: I took the bus lots of times before I lived here. Kevin: Well, maybe, but that was then. This is now. I'll just cancel my client. Olivia: You don't need to do that. Kevin: Yes, I do. Olivia: I'll go get my stuff. Scotty: It's okay. It's okay. You're gonna be okay. I know. I know. Hey, it's okay. Shh, shh, shh. Kitty: Oh, poor Sarah. I mean, can you imagine what she's going through? Kevin: She's tough. She can handle it. Kitty: I don't know. You should've heard her on the phone when she called me. Yes. Oh, yes. You know, Aunt Kitty took the red-eye, and Aunt Kitty does not do red-eyes. And Aunt Kitty doesn't normally leave her son. All the way back east with her boyfriend. That is how worried Aunt Kitty is. Look at you. I know. I know. I hear you. Could you be any cuter? Kevin: No. I mean, every time I look at him, my heart literally wants to jump out of my chest with love. Kitty: Mmmm. Wow, looks like Scotty. Sorry. Kevin: Oh, shut up. You know, I thought I'd feel weird about not being the bio dad. I totally feel like his father. Kitty: Mm. Kevin: I mean, not that I need to tell you that. Kitty: No. I was so meant to be Evan's mother. Kevin: You see? It's all about love. Kitty: I wish Sarah could see it that way. Okay. Okay. Go see your daddy. You take care of Daniel. And I am gonna go take care of Sarah. Kevin: Wave bye-bye. Kitty: Bye-bye. Kevin: Wave bye-bye. Bye, Aunt Kitty. Kevin: Olivia, what were you thinking? This isn't like you. Scotty: You intentionally knocked over someone's food tray? Olivia: She wouldn't let me sit at their table. Scotty: So you knocked over her food? Kevin: Okay. So what are we gonna do about this? So that it doesn't happen again. Olivia: I don't know. Scotty: Okay. No cell phone, no video games for a week. Okay. Olivia, I-I know this is a confusing time for you. It's confusing for all of us. None of us were expecting Daniel in our lives. But if you feel like you need more attention, this is not the way to go about getting it. Olivia: You need to sign it so I can bring it back to my teacher. Kevin: Oh! Olivia, be careful! Scotty: I will deal with that. Olivia: Sorry. Kevin: Don't swing your bag like that. Pick it up. Olivia: You pick it up. ♪ Damn Liar (Youngjared Remix) ♪ by Chely Wright ♪ Listen Justin: They'll understand. Luc, let's go. Kevin: Hi. What? When? No, no, no, no. I'll meet you there. Olivia just, uh, she just showed up at her old group home. She-- she snuck out. She ran away. Kevin: How did you even get here? Olivia: I took the bus. Kevin: Alone at night? Olivia: I told you, I used to do it all the time. Kevin: Olivia, that does not make me feel better. Scotty: Ahhh, Olivia, thank God you are okay. I was worried sick about you. Is she all right? Kevin: Yeah, I think so. Olivia: So who's with Daniel? Scotty: Uncle Saul, but that doesn't matter right now. What matters right now is you. Olivia, you are never, ever to leave the house without letting us know where you are going, ever. Is that clear? Kevin: Okay, sweetheart, we know things have been crazy at home, and that hasn't been fair to you, but we're gonna solve this problem, but we're gonna solve it as a family. You are as important to us as Daniel. Do you understand that? Olivia: Why? He was your first choice, and now you have him. Kevin: But we found you. Somehow life brought all four us together, and that is not gonna change. Olivia: But you don't need me anymore. Scotty: Hey, Olivia, I think we need you more than ever. Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: 'Cause, you know, the thing about Daniel is, he is in a brand-new home, sleeping in a brand-new bed, meeting all these new people. Does that remind you of anyone? You're the only one who really knows how he feels. So-- help us show him that we're his family. And that we're not going anywhere-- Ever. Do you think you can do that?