Season 1 Episode 9 - music

Mistakes Were Made, Part 2 First Aired: 19/Nov/2006
"Back In Black" (1980, 2003-remastered)	"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC Sarah plays pool with army guys. Lyrics: She was a fast machine, She kept her motor clean, She was the fastest damn woman that I ever seen, She had sightless eyes, Telling me no lies, Knockin' me out with those American thighs, Taking more than her share, Had me fighting for air, She told me to come, but I was already there, 'Cause the walls started shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was achin', And we were makin' it and you... Shook me all night long, Yeah you, shook me all night long. Working double time on the seduction line, She was one of a kind, She's just mine all mine, Wanted no applause, It's just another cause, Made a meal out of me, and come back for more, Had to cool me down, To take another round, Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing But the walls were shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was aching, And we were making it and you... Shook me all night long, Yeah you, shook me all night long, Knocked me out, I said you Shook me all night long, Had me shaking and you, Shook me all night long, Well you shook me, Well you shook me... You really shook me and YOU! Shook me all night long, Aaaaahaaaahaaaah You... Shook me all night long, Yeah yeah you, Shook me all night long, You really got me and you, Shook me all night long, Yeah you shook me, Yeah you shook me, All night long.

Season 1 Episode 9

Mistakes Were Made, Part 2 First Aired: 19/Nov/2006

Kevin: Wow. This is straight out of "a few good men". Sarah: More than a few. Three beers, please. Tommy: I thought you wanted to get wasted. Three bourbons, too. Thanks. Sarah: To William's folly. Tommy: Oh, come on. Could you show some respect? Sarah: I'm sorry, Tommy, but parentage isn't a free pass to cheat and steal. Tommy: Look, I know, but... Kevin: He was also our dad. To William. Cheers. Dan: Excuse me, ma'am. We don't get too many civilians in here. Are you lost? Sarah: I might be. Tommy: She's not. Dan: Sorry, man. You her boyfriend? Tommy: No, her brother. Plus she's married. Kevin: Uh, Tommy, in case you haven't noticed, there's, like, the entire 82nd airborne in here. So... um, I'm sorry, he gets a little protective of her. Has done since puberty. Dan: I just wanted to see if the lady might be interested in shooting a little pool. Sarah: Actually, the lady would. Don't worry, Tommy. It's only a game of pool. My virtue will remain intact. Rick: Don't worry about that, man. Dan's just happy to see a woman out of uniform, you know? Life on the base is pretty much a 24/7 sausage fest. Kevin: That sounds pretty... horrible. That, that sounds pretty horrible. ♪ You Shook Me All Night Long ♪ by AC/DC ♪ Listen Dan: Where'd you learn to break like that? Sarah: Three brothers and a dad. Tommy: Uh, are you done having... fun yet? Sarah: I love this song. Dance, Tommy. Tommy: Couldn't you just kill me instead? Rick: Your sister has how many kids? Kevin: I honestly don't know anymore. Rick: How about you? Kevin: No, I, I don't have any kids. And I don't envision that happening anytime soon 'cause for one thing, I'm gay. So an unplanned pregnancy isn't really a risk fome. For another, you kinda need to be in a long-term relationship, and my... my boyfriend just broke up with me so... Rick: So you're single. I was hoping you'd say that. Kevin: Good news. No, great news. I've got a line on a place for us to crash tonight. Sarah: You're incredible. We come to an army bar, and he gets laid. Kevin: Well, not yet, but I am working on it. Sarah: Whoa... Oh... Oh. I feel like Nick Nolte's mug shot. Kevin: That's what happens when you do Jell-O shots with enlisted men. Tommy: If we're not as chipper as you are, Kev, it's because you didn't sleep on the floor. Kevin: Oh, that's right, Tommy. I certainly did not. Sarah: One day, son, this will all be yours.

Season 1 Episode 8 - music

Mistakes Were Made, Part 1 (a.k.a. Glass Jumps) First Aired: 12/Nov/2006
"Still Life" (2003)	"Philosophia" by The Guggenheim Grotto Scotty & Kevin break up over the phone. Lyrics: When we're young we set our hearts upon some beautiful idea Maybe something from a holy book or French philosophia Upon the thoughts of better men than us we swear by and decree a Perfect way to end the war of ways the only way to be a... Work of art, oh to be a work of art A work of art, oh to be a work of art But in time a thought comes tugging on the sleeve edge of our minds Perhaps no perfect way exists at all, just many different kinds Oh but if it's just a thing of taste then everything unwinds For without an absolute how can the absolute define... A work of art, oh to be a work of art A work of art, oh to be a work of art A work of art, oh to be a work of art When we're young we set our hearts upon some beautiful idea Maybe something from a holy book or French philosophia

Season 1 Episode 8

Mistakes Were Made, Part 1 (a.k.a. Glass Jumps) First Aired: 12/Nov/2006

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Kitty: So how are things with Scotty? Kevin: Honestly We haven't spoken since the Ojai thing. Kitty: Well, call him. Kevin: I have, Kitty. He won't call me back. He's either still mad at me or on an Arctic expedition. Kitty: Well, my guess is he's still mad, given the way you told him to shut his face in front of the entire family. Kevin: Don't get like that with me. Kitty: Don't get like what with you? Kevin: As if you're some relationship genius. You're the lying whore the family. Kitty: You're the stuck-up bitch. Kevin: I am so not a snob. Kitty: Oh, yes, Kevin, your a little outburst of the table was the tip of the iceberg. You talked to him whole weekend like he was the help. Kevin: I did? Kitty: Yes, you did. And at the hospital benefit, you tried to pay him to be your escort. Kevin: Oh, come on! I just wanted to see him. Kitty: So you offered to purchase him? Oh, Kevin, you don't want a boyfriend. You want a blender. Kevin: A blender? Kitty: Well, some... something that can be bought. Well, you know what I mean. Kevin: No. He's coming into the office later today. We won the case he was involved in and the plaintiffs are giving him a reward for being a whistle-blower. So? What do I do? Kitty: Oh, I... You know, I am no genius when it comes to relationships, remember? But if I were you, I would beg him on bended knee to take you back. Kevin: Bended knee? Cool. Whore. Kitty: Bitch. Carly: Sign here, Mr. Wandell. Scotty: There you go. Carly: And there you go. Kevin: Great. Thanks, Carly. Carly: Anytime, Mr. Walker. Kevin: So do you have any plans for lunch? Scotty: Lunch? Us? Kevin: Yeah, I thought maybe we could celebrate with lunch. You could even buy now, since you're so flush. Since we're sort of equals. Scotty: Me having money makes us equals? Kevin: Only in terms of... Scotty: I thought what made us equals was we're human beings. But oh yeah, that's right, you're not a human being. I remember now. You're a Martian. Kevin: Come on. Scotty, I was... Scotty: I usually don't like to admit things like this, Kevin, but I was completely wrong about you. Kevin: What are you doing? Scotty: Give the plaintiffs my regards, but tell them I don't want or need their reward. Kevin: Come on... Scotty: It took a long time to figure out how much I'm worth. And how it has nothing to do with money or anything people can point to. It's taken you, let's see... two months, to make me feel worthless. Congratulations. ♪ Philosophia ♪ by The Guggenheim Grotto ♪ Listen Kevin: Hi, um, Scotty, it's, um it's Kevin, Your.. your least favourite Martian. Look, I've.. I've been on your planet for 34 years and I still get a lot of things wrong like about, um, money and work and people and life and... love. Everything. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I think you're amazing and funny and cute as hell and I just hope that someday, maybe I don't know, three Martian years from now 'cause our years are longer than yours, maybe I could be worthy of your human love and respect, whether we're together or not. That's all. Scotty: Hi. Kevin: Hi. Please tell me this is the part where you let me off the hook. Scotty: It's not. Kevin: OK. Scotty: This is the part where I say thank you. And, um... could you please send me the check? Kevin: I already did. Scotty: OK, then. Bye Kevin: Bye.

Season 1 Episode 7

Northern Exposure First Aired: 5/Nov/2006

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Kevin: I lost my virginity in Ojai. Both times. First to this girl called Sarah Gimble. And second, one summer later to this guy, this total stud. Everyone in Ojai was in love with him. Scotty: What was his name? Kevin: Tucker Booth. Really tall with this bleached blond hair. I lured him into this tree house Tommy and I had built. Hey, you know what we should do? Scotty: Google Tucker Booth? Kevin: No, we should go up there this weekend. I mean, the thought of not seeing the place again is breaking my heart. Scotty: I thought you had work to do. Kevin: Yeah, I do, but I can do it up there. And I want to see the orchards. Scotty: I wanna see the tree house. Nora: Hi. Kitty: Hey, guys, hi! Kevin: Hi! Kitty: Surprise! Kevin: Hi, hi, good. I thought you were coming next week. Nora: I Changed my mind. Kitty: Woman's prerogative. Nora: It is. Certainly is. Kevin: Is that Dave's truck out there? Nora: Yeah. Kitty: Yeah, of course it is. He came to remodel some things. Nora: We're packing some boxes. Kevin: Are you cold, Mom? Kitty: Sure. Nora: No. Kitty: It's freezing. Nora: I'm kind of cold. Kitty: The blanket's on, she's all right. Scotty: Whose hybrid is that? Kitty: Well, that's Warren's. Because, well, what see happened is we're preparing this big interview and then Warren decided to come up to bring me some very big papers and stuff. Nora: It's so great of him. Kevin: That's really nice of him. Did he bring Amber? Kitty: You know... Oh. Nora: Jesus, Joseph and Mary. Kitty: I don't believe it. Kevin: Who is it? Nora: It's the rest of the family, honey. Kevin: Holy crap! Nora: No kidding. Kitty: I mean, that is really delicate. Kevin: I could barely form words. But I think I managed to let him down gently. Kitty: What? You said no? Sarah: You said no? You did not. Scotty: What? You did it gently? Kevin: Shi, shi, shut up! Kitty: You said no? Kevin: Are you being serious? What did you expect? Kitty: Hello. Hey. Sarah: How could you not want to help Julia and Tommy? Kevin: OK, take a minute Sarah, and think this through. This does not fall within the parameters of normal brotherly duty. Sarah: Since when is this being a normal family? Scotty: Having eaten a few meals with you people I have to agree with Sarah at that point. Kevin: OK, I'm starting to regret that I ever told you. Sarah: Yeah, so am I, Kevin. This isn't like you. Scotty: Don't you find it the teeniest bit odd that you, a gay man, are suddenly embracing the idea of "normal"? Kevin: You know for once, Scotty, I would like to have an opinion without you connecting it to my sexuality. Nora: I told you they'd exhaust themselves and they have. Joe: Hey, Justin. This is for you. What did I tell you? That is you, right? Justin: I don't know. Mom, you ever make me wear a bonnet? Sarah: That's got to be you. Tommy was four when Dad got that car. Justin: Don't remember having a squished face. Maybe one of you dropped me that day. Joe: Maybe you fell out of a tree house naked. Justin: Yeah, the attic was taken. Sarah: Joe! Nora: Justin, this isn't you. I don't know who it is. Some neighbor kid, I guess. Kitty: Oh, you know what, maybe it's that boy, what was his name? Ah, Tucker Booth. What? Nora: Julia, honey, are you all right? Tommy: Hey, sweetie. Let me take this. Sarah: Are you happy now? Kevin: Excuse me? Sarah: You heard me. Kevin: Stop it. Nora: What are you two fighting about? Kevin: We're not. Sarah: I just think you're being selfish. Tommy: Kevin! Are you, I can't believe you! Kevin: I didn't bring this up. She did, OK? Sarah: Tommy, you have no reason to feel weird. He's the one who should feel bad. Nora: Who should feel bad? Julia: Oh, God, Tommy! You asked him, didn't you? You asked Kevin for his sperm and didn't tell me? Dave: This is really wonderful pasta, Nora. Tommy: Honey, I'm sorry, OK? I shouldn't have done it. I wanted it to be a surprise. Nora: Tommy, what the hell is going on? Is there something special about Kevin's sperm I'm unaware of? Tommy: I'm sterile, Mom. I can't have kids. Nora: Oh, Tommy! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Sarah: He asked Kevin to... help, but he doesn't want to. Kevin: No, It's not that I don't want to help... Sarah: It's his role to save the traditional American family, which is kinda strange, since he's with his boyfriend. Kevin: Do you have any opinions on this Kitty? I could use some help here. Kitty: Oh, You know, Kevin, I'm sorry, but I don't necessarily agree with your views. Kevin: Well, you are a conservative. What about all the family values you spew? Kitty: Well, the last time I looked, Kevin, we're a family. Kevin: OK, guys. I'm sorry. I don't think anyone is thinking about this kid but me. I'm a lawyer. I see this kind of thing every day, how it blows up in your face. Plus, we can't keep secrets in this family. How long would it be until his friends find out his biological dad is actually his gay uncle? Sarah: I'm sory Kevin, you sound like you're channeling Jerry Falwell on Sunday morning. Kevin: Grow up! Sarah: I know you don't agree with him. You're more evolved than that. Scotty: I don't. Kevin: Scotty, please! This is my family. If you're not gonna support me, then, shut up! I'm sorry. Scotty: May I be excused from the table? Kevin: Scotty, please! Look, this is... This is not... Come on, don't be like this! Scotty: You're not only telling me what I should say, how I should be, too? Kevin: Come on, that's not what... Could we please just talk about this? Scotty: Warren's offered me a ride. If you want to talk, we'll talk back in L.A. Kevin: Come on, please, would you... Can we... Kitty: Oh, well. Scotty: Well, I think I've succeeded in making everyone mad at me. Kitty: I'm not mad at you.