Monday 20 November 2006

Season 1 Episode 9 - music

Mistakes Were Made, Part 2
First Aired: 19/Nov/2006




"Back In Black" (1980, 2003-remastered)

  
  
"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
Sarah plays pool with army guys.

Lyrics:
She was a fast machine,
She kept her motor clean,
She was the fastest damn woman that I ever seen,

She had sightless eyes,
Telling me no lies,
Knockin' me out with those American thighs,

Taking more than her share,
Had me fighting for air,
She told me to come, but I was already there,

'Cause the walls started shaking,
The earth was quaking,
My mind was achin',
And we were makin' it and you...

Shook me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long.

Working double time on the seduction line,
She was one of a kind,
She's just mine all mine,

Wanted no applause,
It's just another cause,
Made a meal out of me, and come back for more,

Had to cool me down,
To take another round,
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

But the walls were shaking,
The earth was quaking,
My mind was aching,
And we were making it and you...

Shook me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long,
Knocked me out, I said you
Shook me all night long,
Had me shaking and you,
Shook me all night long,
Well you shook me,
Well you shook me...

You really shook me and YOU!
Shook me all night long,
Aaaaahaaaahaaaah You...
Shook me all night long,
Yeah yeah you,
Shook me all night long,
You really got me and you,
Shook me all night long,
Yeah you shook me,
Yeah you shook me,
All night long.

Sunday 19 November 2006

Season 1 Episode 9

Mistakes Were Made, Part 2
First Aired: 19/Nov/2006

Kevin: Wow. This is straight out of "a few good men".
Sarah: More than a few. Three beers, please.
Tommy: I thought you wanted to get wasted. Three bourbons, too. Thanks.
Sarah: To William's folly.
Tommy: Oh, come on. Could you show some respect?
Sarah: I'm sorry, Tommy, but parentage isn't a free pass to cheat and steal.
Tommy: Look, I know, but...
Kevin: He was also our dad. To William. Cheers.
Dan: Excuse me, ma'am. We don't get too many civilians in here. Are you lost?
Sarah: I might be.
Tommy: She's not.
Dan: Sorry, man. You her boyfriend?
Tommy: No, her brother. Plus she's married.
Kevin: Uh, Tommy, in case you haven't noticed, there's, like, the entire 82nd airborne in here. So... um, I'm sorry, he gets a little protective of her. Has done since puberty.
Dan: I just wanted to see if the lady might be interested in shooting a little pool.
Sarah: Actually, the lady would. Don't worry, Tommy. It's only a game of pool. My virtue will remain intact.
Rick: Don't worry about that, man. Dan's just happy to see a woman out of uniform, you know? Life on the base is pretty much a 24/7 sausage fest.
Kevin: That sounds pretty... horrible. That, that sounds pretty horrible.

♪ You Shook Me All Night Long ♪ by AC/DC ♪ Listen
Dan: Where'd you learn to break like that?
Sarah: Three brothers and a dad.
Tommy: Uh, are you done having... fun yet?
Sarah: I love this song. Dance, Tommy.
Tommy: Couldn't you just kill me instead?
Rick: Your sister has how many kids?
Kevin: I honestly don't know anymore.
Rick: How about you?
Kevin: No, I, I don't have any kids. And I don't envision that happening anytime soon 'cause for one thing, I'm gay. So an unplanned pregnancy isn't really a risk fome. For another, you kinda need to be in a long-term relationship, and my... my boyfriend just broke up with me so...
Rick: So you're single. I was hoping you'd say that.
Kevin: Good news. No, great news. I've got a line on a place for us to crash tonight.
Sarah: You're incredible. We come to an army bar, and he gets laid.
Kevin: Well, not yet, but I am working on it.

Sarah: Whoa... Oh... Oh. I feel like Nick Nolte's mug shot.
Kevin: That's what happens when you do Jell-O shots with enlisted men.
Tommy: If we're not as chipper as you are, Kev, it's because you didn't sleep on the floor.
Kevin: Oh, that's right, Tommy. I certainly did not.
Sarah: One day, son, this will all be yours.

Monday 13 November 2006

Season 1 Episode 8 - music

Mistakes Were Made, Part 1 (a.k.a. Glass Jumps)
First Aired: 12/Nov/2006



"Still Life" (2003)

  
  
"Philosophia" by The Guggenheim Grotto
Scotty & Kevin break up over the phone.

Lyrics:
When we're young we set our hearts upon some beautiful idea
Maybe something from a holy book or French philosophia
Upon the thoughts of better men than us we swear by and decree a
Perfect way to end the war of ways the only way to be a...

Work of art, oh to be a work of art
A work of art, oh to be a work of art

But in time a thought comes tugging on the sleeve edge of our minds
Perhaps no perfect way exists at all, just many different kinds
Oh but if it's just a thing of taste then everything unwinds
For without an absolute how can the absolute define...

A work of art, oh to be a work of art
A work of art, oh to be a work of art
A work of art, oh to be a work of art

When we're young we set our hearts upon some beautiful idea
Maybe something from a holy book or French philosophia

Sunday 12 November 2006

Season 1 Episode 8

Mistakes Were Made, Part 1 (a.k.a. Glass Jumps)
First Aired: 12/Nov/2006
<< S1E7S1E14 >>
Kitty: So how are things with Scotty?
Kevin: Honestly We haven't spoken since the Ojai thing.
Kitty: Well, call him.
Kevin: I have, Kitty. He won't call me back. He's either still mad at me or on an Arctic expedition.
Kitty: Well, my guess is he's still mad, given the way you told him to shut his face in front of the entire family.
Kevin: Don't get like that with me.
Kitty: Don't get like what with you?
Kevin: As if you're some relationship genius. You're the lying whore the family.
Kitty: You're the stuck-up bitch.
Kevin: I am so not a snob.
Kitty: Oh, yes, Kevin, your a little outburst of the table was the tip of the iceberg. You talked to him whole weekend like he was the help.
Kevin: I did?
Kitty: Yes, you did. And at the hospital benefit, you tried to pay him to be your escort.
Kevin: Oh, come on! I just wanted to see him.
Kitty: So you offered to purchase him? Oh, Kevin, you don't want a boyfriend. You want a blender.
Kevin: A blender?
Kitty: Well, some... something that can be bought. Well, you know what I mean.
Kevin: No. He's coming into the office later today. We won the case he was involved in and the plaintiffs are giving him a reward for being a whistle-blower. So? What do I do?
Kitty: Oh, I... You know, I am no genius when it comes to relationships, remember? But if I were you, I would beg him on bended knee to take you back.
Kevin: Bended knee? Cool. Whore.
Kitty: Bitch.

Carly: Sign here, Mr. Wandell.
Scotty: There you go.
Carly: And there you go.
Kevin: Great. Thanks, Carly.
Carly: Anytime, Mr. Walker.
Kevin: So do you have any plans for lunch?
Scotty: Lunch? Us?
Kevin: Yeah, I thought maybe we could celebrate with lunch. You could even buy now, since you're so flush. Since we're sort of equals.
Scotty: Me having money makes us equals?
Kevin: Only in terms of...
Scotty: I thought what made us equals was we're human beings. But oh yeah, that's right, you're not a human being. I remember now. You're a Martian.
Kevin: Come on. Scotty, I was...
Scotty: I usually don't like to admit things like this, Kevin, but I was completely wrong about you.
Kevin: What are you doing?
Scotty: Give the plaintiffs my regards, but tell them I don't want or need their reward.
Kevin: Come on...
Scotty: It took a long time to figure out how much I'm worth. And how it has nothing to do with money or anything people can point to. It's taken you, let's see... two months, to make me feel worthless. Congratulations.

♪ Philosophia ♪ by The Guggenheim Grotto ♪ Listen
Kevin: Hi, um, Scotty, it's, um it's Kevin, Your.. your least favourite Martian. Look, I've.. I've been on your planet for 34 years and I still get a lot of things wrong like about, um, money and work and people and life and... love. Everything. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I think you're amazing and funny and cute as hell and I just hope that someday, maybe I don't know, three Martian years from now 'cause our years are longer than yours, maybe I could be worthy of your human love and respect, whether we're together or not. That's all.
Scotty: Hi.
Kevin: Hi. Please tell me this is the part where you let me off the hook.
Scotty: It's not.
Kevin: OK.
Scotty: This is the part where I say thank you. And, um... could you please send me the check?
Kevin: I already did.
Scotty: OK, then. Bye
Kevin: Bye.

Sunday 5 November 2006

Season 1 Episode 7

Northern Exposure
First Aired: 5/Nov/2006
<< S1E6S1E8 >>
Kevin: I lost my virginity in Ojai. Both times. First to this girl called Sarah Gimble. And second, one summer later to this guy, this total stud. Everyone in Ojai was in love with him.
Scotty: What was his name?
Kevin: Tucker Booth. Really tall with this bleached blond hair. I lured him into this tree house Tommy and I had built. Hey, you know what we should do?
Scotty: Google Tucker Booth?
Kevin: No, we should go up there this weekend. I mean, the thought of not seeing the place again is breaking my heart.
Scotty: I thought you had work to do.
Kevin: Yeah, I do, but I can do it up there. And I want to see the orchards.
Scotty: I wanna see the tree house.

Nora: Hi.
Kitty: Hey, guys, hi!
Kevin: Hi!
Kitty: Surprise!
Kevin: Hi, hi, good. I thought you were coming next week.
Nora: I Changed my mind.
Kitty: Woman's prerogative.
Nora: It is. Certainly is.
Kevin: Is that Dave's truck out there?
Nora: Yeah.
Kitty: Yeah, of course it is. He came to remodel some things.
Nora: We're packing some boxes.
Kevin: Are you cold, Mom?
Kitty: Sure.
Nora: No.
Kitty: It's freezing.
Nora: I'm kind of cold.
Kitty: The blanket's on, she's all right.
Scotty: Whose hybrid is that?
Kitty: Well, that's Warren's. Because, well, what see happened is we're preparing this big interview and then Warren decided to come up to bring me some very big papers and stuff.
Nora: It's so great of him.
Kevin: That's really nice of him. Did he bring Amber?
Kitty: You know... Oh.
Nora: Jesus, Joseph and Mary.
Kitty: I don't believe it.
Kevin: Who is it?
Nora: It's the rest of the family, honey.
Kevin: Holy crap!
Nora: No kidding.

Kitty: I mean, that is really delicate.
Kevin: I could barely form words. But I think I managed to let him down gently.
Kitty: What? You said no?
Sarah: You said no? You did not.
Scotty: What? You did it gently?
Kevin: Shi, shi, shut up!
Kitty: You said no?
Kevin: Are you being serious? What did you expect?
Kitty: Hello. Hey.
Sarah: How could you not want to help Julia and Tommy?
Kevin: OK, take a minute Sarah, and think this through. This does not fall within the parameters of normal brotherly duty.
Sarah: Since when is this being a normal family?
Scotty: Having eaten a few meals with you people I have to agree with Sarah at that point.
Kevin: OK, I'm starting to regret that I ever told you.
Sarah: Yeah, so am I, Kevin. This isn't like you.
Scotty: Don't you find it the teeniest bit odd that you, a gay man, are suddenly embracing the idea of "normal"?
Kevin: You know for once, Scotty, I would like to have an opinion without you connecting it to my sexuality.

Nora: I told you they'd exhaust themselves and they have.
Joe: Hey, Justin. This is for you. What did I tell you? That is you, right?
Justin: I don't know. Mom, you ever make me wear a bonnet?
Sarah: That's got to be you. Tommy was four when Dad got that car.
Justin: Don't remember having a squished face. Maybe one of you dropped me that day.
Joe: Maybe you fell out of a tree house naked.
Justin: Yeah, the attic was taken.
Sarah: Joe!
Nora: Justin, this isn't you. I don't know who it is. Some neighbor kid, I guess.
Kitty: Oh, you know what, maybe it's that boy, what was his name? Ah, Tucker Booth. What?
Nora: Julia, honey, are you all right?
Tommy: Hey, sweetie. Let me take this.
Sarah: Are you happy now?
Kevin: Excuse me?
Sarah: You heard me.
Kevin: Stop it.
Nora: What are you two fighting about?
Kevin: We're not.
Sarah: I just think you're being selfish.
Tommy: Kevin! Are you, I can't believe you!
Kevin: I didn't bring this up. She did, OK?
Sarah: Tommy, you have no reason to feel weird. He's the one who should feel bad.
Nora: Who should feel bad?
Julia: Oh, God, Tommy! You asked him, didn't you? You asked Kevin for his sperm and didn't tell me?
Dave: This is really wonderful pasta, Nora.
Tommy: Honey, I'm sorry, OK? I shouldn't have done it. I wanted it to be a surprise.
Nora: Tommy, what the hell is going on? Is there something special about Kevin's sperm I'm unaware of?
Tommy: I'm sterile, Mom. I can't have kids.
Nora: Oh, Tommy! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Sarah: He asked Kevin to... help, but he doesn't want to.
Kevin: No, It's not that I don't want to help...
Sarah: It's his role to save the traditional American family, which is kinda strange, since he's with his boyfriend.
Kevin: Do you have any opinions on this Kitty? I could use some help here.
Kitty: Oh, You know, Kevin, I'm sorry, but I don't necessarily agree with your views.
Kevin: Well, you are a conservative. What about all the family values you spew?
Kitty: Well, the last time I looked, Kevin, we're a family.
Kevin: OK, guys. I'm sorry. I don't think anyone is thinking about this kid but me. I'm a lawyer. I see this kind of thing every day, how it blows up in your face. Plus, we can't keep secrets in this family. How long would it be until his friends find out his biological dad is actually his gay uncle?
Sarah: I'm sory Kevin, you sound like you're channeling Jerry Falwell on Sunday morning.
Kevin: Grow up!
Sarah: I know you don't agree with him. You're more evolved than that.
Scotty: I don't.
Kevin: Scotty, please! This is my family. If you're not gonna support me, then, shut up! I'm sorry.
Scotty: May I be excused from the table?

Kevin: Scotty, please! Look, this is... This is not... Come on, don't be like this!
Scotty: You're not only telling me what I should say, how I should be, too?
Kevin: Come on, that's not what... Could we please just talk about this?
Scotty: Warren's offered me a ride. If you want to talk, we'll talk back in L.A.
Kevin: Come on, please, would you... Can we...
Kitty: Oh, well.
Scotty: Well, I think I've succeeded in making everyone mad at me.
Kitty: I'm not mad at you.

Monday 30 October 2006

I never lose control over anyone (S1E6)

Season 1 Episode 6 - music

For the Children
First Aired: 29/Oct/2006

"Black Cadillac" (2006)

  
  
"The World Unseen " by Rosanne Cash
End scenes.

Lyrics:
I'm the sparrow on the roof
I'm the list of everyone I have to lose
I'm the rainbow in the dart
I am who I was and how much I can hurt

So I will look for you in stories of hurricans
Westward leading, still proceeding
To the world unseen

I'm the mirror in the hall
From your empty room I can hear it fall
Now that we must live apart
I have a lock of hair and one-half of my heart

So I will look for you
Between the grooves of songs we sing
Westward leading, still proceeding
To the world unseen

There are no gifts that will be found
Wrapped in winter, laid beneath the ground
You must be somewhere in the stars
'Cause from a distance comes the sound of your guitar

And I will look for you in Memphis and the miles between
I will look for you in morphine and in dreams
I will look for you in the rhythm of my bloodstream
Westward leading, still proceeding
To the world unseen

Sunday 29 October 2006

Season 1 Episode 6

For the Children
First Aired: 29/Oct/2006
<< S1E5S1E7 >>
Kevin: You know, it's, it's kind of stuffy and pretentious, but the drinks are free and it's an excuse to dress up.
Scotty: Sadly, I can't. I'm... I'm actually working on that event.
Kevin: You're kidding.
Scotty: I wish I were.
Kevin: Can you get someone to fill in?
Scotty: It's not that. It's... It's kind of a lot of money, Kevin.
Kevin: Oh, OK. Well, how much do you make on a night like that, 200, 300 max? You know, I could reimburse you for lost wages.
Scotty: I'm starting to feel a little insulted.
Kevin: Oh, oh, come on. That's, that's not why... You know, it's just, it's kind of a big deal for me, you know. My whole family will be there. I would, I would like to have you sitting next to me, you know, not serving ahi on toast.
Scotty: Now I'm officially insulted.
Kevin: Oh, stopping so...
Scotty: Stopping so what? You offered to pay me to be your date.
Kevin: It's not your primary job.
Scotty: Whether it's my day or night job doesn't matter. I'm a cater waiter. You're going out with a cater waiter. Unlike you, I take it seriously.

Nora: I'll talk to you later. Kevin, Scotty's here. He's working. You should talk to him.
Kevin: Yes, I will. Thank you, Mom. Excuse me.

Scotty: They look hungry at Camelot.
Kevin: Could we please talk for a second?
Scotty: I'm actually working right now, and you don't want to get caught talking to the help.
Kevin: OK, you're still mad. I get it.
Scotty: Yeah, well at the moment, I have to make sure that everyone at Pippin gets their drinks. We'll talk about it later. OK?
Kevin: Could I have one?
Scotty: I'm not your waiter. Get it yourself.

Sarah: Oh, Kevin. Did you see Scotty is here?
Kevin: Yeah, I know, I know. Thank you.

Kevin: Amber, you do wanna... dance?
Amber: Sure. I love old music.

Kevin: Look, I know we barely know each other, but could you, could you please be honest with me?
Amber: Sure. I'm a bad liar anyway.
Kevin: If you were kind of dating this guy and he said he would pay for you not to come as a catering waiter to this event tonight but as his date, is... is... is that so bad?
Amber: Yes.
Kevin: OK, let me rephrase that. If a guy you were kind of dating...
Amber: You can't buy someone's time. It's all tied to pride and the work ethic, like Sigmund Freud said.
Kevin: What did Freud say?
Amber: He said, "Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness."
Kevin: Wow. Do people underestimate you a lot?
Amber: It goes with the hair.

Kevin: So it was a bad idea offering to pay?
Tyler: Not if the person you offered to pay is a hooker.
Kevin: Yeah, you're right. Oh, La Bamba is my cue to leave any dance floor immediately. Sorry. Go, twinkle toes.
Tyler: I think your brother is getting very drunk.
Justin: I know, and it's so cool it's not me, right?

Scotty: I'm on a professional level, I'm asking you, please leave me alone right now.
Kevin: Look, all I wanted to do was to take you to a nice dress-up party with my family, and I was just turned into a quagmire.
Scotty: Can we talk about this later when you are sober and I'm not at work?
Kevin: I never get like this, OK? I never lose control over anyone.
Scotty: I'm supposed to be flattered?
Kevin: Yes. So could you please forgive me so I can stop getting drunk? I promise, I'll never offer to pay for anything ever again. Not a dinner or a movie or not even a parking meter.
Scotty: OK. Enough. I forgive you.
Kevin: Really?
Manager: Scotty Wandell. That's it. You're fired.
Kevin: It's OK. Wait here. Even wasted, I can handle this one.
Manager: Stations four and five need bussing! Look, I am sorry to fire your little boyfriend back there...
Kevin: Scott's not just my little boyfriend, he's also my client. I'm an attorney.
Manager: Look, don't make this thing with gay thing. I'd have done the same if you were a chick.
Kevin: Would all your employees past and present confirm that? I tell you what, first thing tomorrow morning, we'll be asking all of them. I'll do that after scheduling the depositions. And I'll leave yours to last 'cause you'll be way too busy answering interrogatories we'll be serving.
Manager: Maybe I should've given Scott a warning first. My fault.
Kevin: Maybe. But speaking as a guest, Scott's a really hard worker. So if I were you, I'd give him a raise.

♪ The World Unseen ♪ by Rosanne Cash ♪ Listen 
Sarah: Oh...
Scotty: Compliments of the management.
Sarah: Fabulous.
Justin: Hey, all, what's the skinny?
Nora: Scotty, how nice.
Joe: Would you care to dance?
Sarah: No, honey I don't wanna go inside.
Joe: Who said anything about going back inside?

Monday 23 October 2006

Season 1 Episode 5 - music

Date Night
First Aired: 22/Oct/2006



"Amos Lee" (2005)

  
  
"Color" by Amos Lee
Kevin & Scotty's first date.

Lyrics:
Yesterday I got lost in the circus
Feeling like such a mess
Now I'm down I'm just hanging on the corner

I can't help but reminisce
When you're gone all the colors fade
When you're gone no New Year's Day parade
You're gone
Colors seem to fade

Your mama called she said that you're down stairs crying
Feeling like such a mess
Yeah I hear you you're in the background bawling
What happened to your sweet summertime dress

I know we all, we all got our faults
We get locked in our vaults and we stay
But when you're gone all the colors fade
When you're gone no New Year's Day parade
You're gone
Colors seem to fade
Colors seem to fade

Yeah

Sunday 22 October 2006

Season 1 Episode 5

Date Night
First Aired: 22/Oct/2006
<< S1E4S1E6 >>
Scotty: That's it? I'm done? I'm not going on the stage?
Kevin: It's a witness stand. And no, they settled ten minutes ago. But, uh, you can take comfort in the thought it was your impending testimony that put the fear of god in them.
Scotty: I'm crushed. I feel like an understudy. Who never got to go on.
Kevin: Sorry.
Scotty: No, um, I'm sorry for the other night.
Kevin: What other night?
Scotty: The movies? "Two for the road"? Although, in our case,it was four, if you count your mother and my friend.
Kevin: Your friend? You were holding hands,so unless he was a blind friend, I would assume he's your boyfriend.
Scotty: I know you were hurt.
Kevin: No, that would imply I cared.
Scotty: When can we go out again?
Kevin: I don't ask guys out twice who are currently involved. I'd imagine you'd understand that, being the poster boy for monogamy.
Scotty: There is no harm in dating around. When I'm exclusive, I'm exclusive.
Kevin: So are you? Exclusive?
Scotty: Well, we're not registered, if that's what you mean. And P.S., you were the one who canceled on me to hang out with your mom. I'm the one who should be offended and a little weirded out.
Kevin: Okay, fine. How's tomorrow night?
Scotty: My boyfriend and I might have plans, but I'll check.
Kevin: He can come,too. He was kinda hot. How's 7:30?
Scotty: Geriatric. Let's say 9.

Scotty: With me coming out was never an issue. I was so gay so quickly, there was no use in arguing with anybody about it. With you, I imagine it was more like pulling teeth.
Kevin: No,I was, I was just a late bloomer, that's all. I didn't come into this world loving clothes or musical theater. I was keeping it all pretty much to myself until senior year when I hooked up with this guy Danny MacCullough in his attic.

♪ Color ♪ by Amos Lee ♪ Listen
Scotty: Why are you whispering?
Kevin: I'm, I'm not. Anyway, um, Danny's older sister Abigail was best friends with Kitty, and that halloween dny decided to dresup as a french chamber maid.
Scotty: Nice.
Kevin: Abigail, no fool, figures things out. She and Danny have a heart-to-heart. Of course, Danny tells her everything. Abigail tells Kitty. Kitty...bom-bom-bom...confronts me.
Scotty: What did you do?
Kevin: What could I do? I couldn't very well deny it. I made her swear a vow of secrecy, but by christmas, she told all my brothers and sisters. Anyway, when I finally told mom, she immediately joined parents and frs of lesbians and gays.
Scotty: Oh...
Kevin: No, no, "oh." I became her cause celebre. I was an exchange student in my own home.
Scotty: How did you get so cute?
Kevin: I was born this way. What's your excuse?

Scotty: I love this part. When you look at someone and they don't look away.
Kevin: Could you please pass the chutney?

Scotty: I never know what to do after a date in L.A. People always just drive around, but that's what everyone does all day, and with the cost of gas... or you can go to an outdoor mall and walk around. I always feel like I'm in a theme park, and I get depressed I'm not in a real city like new york.
Kevin: Well, it's, it's late, so I'll take you home.
Scotty: I don't know what happened in there, but it was just a kiss.
Kevin: I got a little anxious, that's all. And before you say anything, this has nothing to do with me being gay. I'm not, I'm not comfortable with public displays of affection. I wouldn't be if I was straight.
Scotty: Well, that's impossible to know and I don't believe you anyway.
Kevin: Well, unfortunately, some of us were raised in a more reserved world ,scotty.
Scotty: You're not reserved. You're just tragically tangled up in your own homophobia.
Kevin: "Homophobia"? Wow. You, you really don't know me.
Scotty: What's not to know? Your mother is a friend to lesbian and gay people everywhere. I know you're out at work.> You probably go to benefits with lots of other gay men where you kiss each other on the cheeks, and I'm sure you get lots of phone numbers. But when you get home, more nights than not, you're alone... because the one place you don't feel comfortable and secure is in your own skin. I can read you like a comic book, Kevin Walker, two pages at a time.
Kevin: Can I tell you what your problem is now?
Scotty: Fire away.
Kevin: You're impatient. If you really did understand me, you'd know not to kiss me in the middle of an indian restaurant while I'm still working on goat curry. All you had to do was wait until we got to the car. You should let people mature on their own terms. And no, you didn't just compare me to a comic book.
Scotty: But I love comic books.
Kevin: Come on, I'll drive you home.

Kevin: Hi.
Scotty: I... I wanted to apologize for last night.
Kevin: Why? Why didn't you just call?
Scotty: I felt like I should... say this in person. I assumed things about you I had no right to. I mean,I'm judging you for air kissing people at benefits I don't even get invited to. Frankly, I couldn't afford them. What I really want to say is I like you, and I feel completely and totally out of my league. Frankly, I feel like such a loser when I'm with you. Well, that's a whole other conversation. That's my homework.
Kevin: Scotty... stop talking. You were right about everything. And frankly, I'm relieved you're not as wildly evolved as you seem. It can be very... intimidating. We're doing that "not look away" thing again you like so much. Hi, Mrs. Berrymen. Okay,thanks. I'm kidding. Get in here.

Sunday 15 October 2006

Season 1 Episode 4

Family Portrait
First Aired: 15/Oct/2006
<< S1E3S1E5 >>
Nora: I don't know, your brothers and sisters, they hate culture. I don't understand that.
Kevin: They don't hate culture, they're just real people... with better things to do.
Nora: ♪We'll travel through the years. Collecting precious memories
Kevin: Would you excuse me for a second?
Nora: ♪Selecting souvenirs
Scotty: Mr. Walker. Of course you'd come to see "Two For the Road," you tough attorney-at-law.
Kevin: Look, I'm so sorry. I, I know I was supposed to call you. My, my mom kinda hijacked my day.
Scotty: Oh, that's OK. I find ways to keep busy. There's the gym, gainful employment, suitors.
Randy: I got the tickets.
Scotty: Randy, this is the lawyer I mentioned. Kevin Walker, Randy Stewart.
Kevin: Hi.
Randy: Hi. I've heard a lot about you.
Kevin: Oh, really? Well, he, he's not a very accurate witness, so if they're bad things, know that he exaggerates.
Randy: Well, they haven't been bad at all. He said you were very honorable.
Kevin: Wow. Well, you know, that's just my suits. They, uh, they, they give the impression of, um, they make me seem like someone I'm not.
Nora: Scotty!
Scotty: Oh, Mrs. Walker. Hi. Uh, this is my friend, Randy.
Nora: Hi. Oh, we should sit together.
Kevin: No. No. No. No. Well, you know, I mean, I'm, I'm sure we won't get four seats together. So, um...we, come on. Let's go. Nice to meet you, Randy.

Monday 9 October 2006

Season 1 Episode 3 - music

Affairs of State
First Aired: 8/Oct/2006



"Still Life" (2003)

  
  
"Easier To Lie" by Aqualung
Kevin eats Red Verbed Cupcake made by Scotty

Lyrics:
To bear the weight and push into the sky
It's easier to lie, easier to lie

And honestly to look you in the eye
It's easier to lie, easier to lie

To be the one, to be the only one
Someone has to give a lot
Something has to give a lot
And who am I to give you what you need
When I'm learning, just learning, learning how to live

And to bear the weight and push into the sky
It's easier to lie, easier to lie
And honestly to look you in the eye
It's easier to lie, easier to lie

To fill the space, the space you made for me
Try to be the one you want, try to be the way you want
And maybe I could be the one you need
If you'd only show me, show me how to live

Snd to bear the weight and push into the sky
It's easier to lie, easier to lie
And do what's right when everything is wrong
It's easier to run, it's easier to

Never have to look you in the eye
It's easier to lie, easier to lie
To bear the weight and push into the sky
It's easier to lie

Sunday 8 October 2006

Season 1 Episode 3

Affairs of State
First Aired: 8/Oct/2006
<< S1E2S1E4 >>
Previously on Brothers and Sisters:
Scotty: I usually steer clear of your kind. I like a man who's not afraid of a little eyeliner. Well, you know, a lot.

Kevin: What's up?
Voice: Scotty Wandell is here.
Kevin: OK, Gimme 30 seconds, and send him in. I have a thing.
Sarah: Yeah? There's no such thing as a binding verbal agreement, is there?
Kevin: Uh, if the arrangement Dad had with these people was ongoing for more than a year, even if it was just a verbal agreement, yeah, it could be enforced in a lawsuit, which could get expensive.
Sarah: What should I do?
Kevin: I don't know. Re-hire them. Make it right.
Sarah: What's the point of having a lawyer if they can't help you?
Scotty: Tell me about it. Hey, you're...
Sarah: "Great shoes." Or Sarah, Kevin's sister.
Kevin: Yeah.
Scotty: Scotty. Nice to meet you. For a second, I thought maybe you were his beard.
Kevin: Only to the senior prom.
Scotty: Your older brother's a peach.
Kevin: Younger.
Sarah: Thanks for the compliment.
Kevin: It's not compliment. He used it to insult me.
Scotty: Hardly. I like older guys.
Sarah: So, Scotty, are you a client?
Scotty: I'm a witness. Well I think I'm far more than a witness, but all he ever talks about is the case.
Kevin: We're gonna clock here, so...
Sarah: OK.
Kevin: Yeah.
Sarah: Scotty, how would you like to come to a party tonight at my mom's?
Kevin: No, Sarah!
Sarah: It's a pool party. My whole family will be there.
Kevin: No!
Scotty: I'd love to. Should I bring a suit?
Sarah: What's your e-mail address?
Scotty: Mollyjustmight at hotmail dot com.
Sarah: Great! Well, we'll see you tonight.
Kevin: Take a seat. Bitch.
Sarah: No, but payback is.

Scotty: Red velvet cupcakes.
Kevin: Oh, wow. That's, that's really nice of you. Um, thank you, Scotty.
Scotty: My own recipe.
Kevin: Look, I, I just wanna be real clear with you, OK? My sister invited you here to get back at me.
Scotty: For what? Being so cute?
Kevin: Yeah. Yeah, that and, and refusing to be her tool. You see, she's fighting with my brother, and I wouldn't be tricked into taking sides.
Scotty: Oh, so you don't want me here.
Kevin: It's... it's wildly unprofessional. OK? You know, the witness at the pool party, it's not how you win cases.
Scotty: Well, I'm more than just the witness at the pool party. I'm Scotty Wandell from Oxford, Mississippi, son of Wally and Bertha.
Kevin: There's a Wally Wandell?
Scotty: Yes.
Kevin: Wow.

Scotty: And that's your dad. Of course.
Kevin: Yup, the Unknowable king.
Scotty: A leader of men?
Kevin: No, not really. As it turns out, just a man. And one who has, after his passing, been causing us all a great deal of trouble.
Scotty: May I ask?
Kevin: No, you may not, you're just the witness. But it's what men do, right? And speaking as a gay one, I've never been able to master the art of being faithful.
Scotty: Oh... that. That's too bad. But then you can't be faithful to anything until you know why you should.

Scotty: Could someone pass the mango peach salsa?
Nora: Would someone please pass the mango peach salsa to Scotty?
Scotty: Thank you.

♪ Easier To Lie ♪ by Aqualung ♪ Listen

Sunday 1 October 2006

Season 1 Episode 2

An Act of Will
First Aired: 1/Oct/2006
<< backS1E3 >>
Scotty: I was just a receptionist, but even I could see it was fraud.
Kevin: And how exactly did you find out those fraud was taking place at Mangopian Insurance, Mr. Wandell?
Scotty: Because whenever I was bored, which was always, I eavesdropped on the salesmen's calls.
Kevin: What did you hear?
Scotty: 2,000 senior citizens from Needles, California, beeing sold fraudulent insurance.
Kevin: That many? Did anyone ever ask you to lie?
Scotty: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're gay.
Kevin: If you could answer the question, cause these guys have lawyers that will shred you.
Scotty: I'm not gonna be prepped anymore until you admit you're a gay.
Kevin: Yeah, yeah, I am "a gay." So I mean... whatever. Could? How did you know?
Scotty: So you're, like, all in the closet. In this day and age?
Kevin: Ah, no, actually. I'm not in the closet at all. I'm open and proud.
Scotty: You're not proud. You're trying to pass. Wow! Is this your boyfriend?
Kevin: Ex.
Scotty: You look much happier when you were younger....and gayer.
Kevin: You know, I'm having a not great day. So can we just do this?

Kevin: I'll be in touch. (It's not heard in this clip though.)
Scotty: Great shoes.
Kevin: Don't ask.

Friday 1 September 2006

Title List

Season 1Ep #Title
1Patriarchy
2An Act of Will
3Affairs of State
4Family Portrait
5Date Night
6For the Children
7Northern Exposure
8Mistakes Were Made, Part 1
9Mistakes Were Made, Part 2
10Light the Lights
11Family Day
12Sexual Politics
13Something Ida This Way Comes
14Valentine's Day Massacre
15Love is Difficult
16The Other Walker
17All in the Family
18Three Parties
19Game Night
20Bad News
21Grapes of Wrath
22Favorite Son
23Matriarchy
Season 2Ep #Title
1Home Front
2An American Family
3History Repeating
4States of the Union
5Domestic Issues
6Two Places
736 Hours
8Something New
9Holy Matrimony
10The Feast of Epiphany
11The Missionary Imposition
12Compromises
13Separation Anxiety
14Double Negative
15Moral Hazard
16Prior Commitments
Season 3Ep #Title
1Glass Houses
2Book Burning
3Tug of War
4Everything Must Go
5You Get What You Need
6Bakersfield
7Do You Believe in Magic
8Going Once...Going Twice
9Unfinished Business
10Just A Sliver
11A Father Dreams
12Sibling Rivalry
13It's Not Easy Being Green
14Owning It
15Lost & Found
16Family Legacy, Part 1
17Family Legacy, Part 2
18Taking Sides
19Spring Broken
20Missing
21S3X.
22Julia
23Let's Call the Whole Thing Off
24Mexico
Season 4Ep #Title
1The Road Ahead
2Breaking the News
3Almost Normal
4From France With Love
5Last Tango in Pasadena
6Zen & the Art of Mole Making
7The Wig Party
8The Wine Festival
9Pregnant Pause
10Nearlyweds
11A Bone to Pick
12The Science Fair
13Run Baby Run
14The Pasadena Primary
15A Valued Family
16Leap of Faith
17Freeluc.com
18Time After Time Part 1
19Time After Time Part 2
20If You Bake It, He Will Come
21Where There's Smoke...
22Love All
23Lights Out
24On The Road Again
Season 5Ep #Title
1The Homecoming
2Brief Encounter
3Faking It
4Righteous Kiss
5Call Mom
6An Ideal Husband
7Resolved
8The Rhapsody of the Flesh
9Get a Room
10Cold Turkey
11Scandalized
12Thanks for the Memories
13Safe at Home
14The One That Got Away
15Brody
16Home is Where the Fort Is
17Olivia’s Choice
18Never Say Never
19Wouldn’t It Be Nice
20Father Unknown
21For Better or for Worse
22Walker Down the Aisle