Season 1 Episode 2

An Act of Will First Aired: 1/Oct/2006

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Scotty: I was just a receptionist, but even I could see it was fraud. Kevin: And how exactly did you find out those fraud was taking place at Mangopian Insurance, Mr. Wandell? Scotty: Because whenever I was bored, which was always, I eavesdropped on the salesmen's calls. Kevin: What did you hear? Scotty: 2,000 senior citizens from Needles, California, beeing sold fraudulent insurance. Kevin: That many? Did anyone ever ask you to lie? Scotty: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're gay. Kevin: If you could answer the question, cause these guys have lawyers that will shred you. Scotty: I'm not gonna be prepped anymore until you admit you're a gay. Kevin: Yeah, yeah, I am "a gay." So I mean... whatever. Could? How did you know? Scotty: So you're, like, all in the closet. In this day and age? Kevin: Ah, no, actually. I'm not in the closet at all. I'm open and proud. Scotty: You're not proud. You're trying to pass. Wow! Is this your boyfriend? Kevin: Ex. Scotty: You look much happier when you were younger....and gayer. Kevin: You know, I'm having a not great day. So can we just do this? Kevin: I'll be in touch. (It's not heard in this clip though.) Scotty: Great shoes. Kevin: Don't ask.