Season 1 Episode 9

Mistakes Were Made, Part 2 First Aired: 19/Nov/2006

Kevin: Wow. This is straight out of "a few good men". Sarah: More than a few. Three beers, please. Tommy: I thought you wanted to get wasted. Three bourbons, too. Thanks. Sarah: To William's folly. Tommy: Oh, come on. Could you show some respect? Sarah: I'm sorry, Tommy, but parentage isn't a free pass to cheat and steal. Tommy: Look, I know, but... Kevin: He was also our dad. To William. Cheers. Dan: Excuse me, ma'am. We don't get too many civilians in here. Are you lost? Sarah: I might be. Tommy: She's not. Dan: Sorry, man. You her boyfriend? Tommy: No, her brother. Plus she's married. Kevin: Uh, Tommy, in case you haven't noticed, there's, like, the entire 82nd airborne in here. So... um, I'm sorry, he gets a little protective of her. Has done since puberty. Dan: I just wanted to see if the lady might be interested in shooting a little pool. Sarah: Actually, the lady would. Don't worry, Tommy. It's only a game of pool. My virtue will remain intact. Rick: Don't worry about that, man. Dan's just happy to see a woman out of uniform, you know? Life on the base is pretty much a 24/7 sausage fest. Kevin: That sounds pretty... horrible. That, that sounds pretty horrible. ♪ You Shook Me All Night Long ♪ by AC/DC ♪ Listen Dan: Where'd you learn to break like that? Sarah: Three brothers and a dad. Tommy: Uh, are you done having... fun yet? Sarah: I love this song. Dance, Tommy. Tommy: Couldn't you just kill me instead? Rick: Your sister has how many kids? Kevin: I honestly don't know anymore. Rick: How about you? Kevin: No, I, I don't have any kids. And I don't envision that happening anytime soon 'cause for one thing, I'm gay. So an unplanned pregnancy isn't really a risk fome. For another, you kinda need to be in a long-term relationship, and my... my boyfriend just broke up with me so... Rick: So you're single. I was hoping you'd say that. Kevin: Good news. No, great news. I've got a line on a place for us to crash tonight. Sarah: You're incredible. We come to an army bar, and he gets laid. Kevin: Well, not yet, but I am working on it. Sarah: Whoa... Oh... Oh. I feel like Nick Nolte's mug shot. Kevin: That's what happens when you do Jell-O shots with enlisted men. Tommy: If we're not as chipper as you are, Kev, it's because you didn't sleep on the floor. Kevin: Oh, that's right, Tommy. I certainly did not. Sarah: One day, son, this will all be yours.