Season 4 Episode 17

Freeluc.com First Aired: 14/Mar/2010

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Scotty: Good morning, Leisure Man. Kevin: Good morning, Hunky Breadwinner. And just so you know, I'm not gonna be Leisure Man forever. There are many exciting careers just waiting for someone like me. Scotty: Such as? Kevin: Well, I don't know yet. I have to finish my careers-assessment test. "Of the following, which activities most appeal to you? Working on mathematical problems." No. "Recording customer complaints." No. Ooh! "Teaching needy children overseas." Scotty: Pffft. Kevin: Yes. "Giving orders to others." Scotty: Yes. Kevin: Yes. "Tapping maple trees for sugar." Why not? Oh, "Giving legal advice." No. Did that. Hated it. Not a chance. "Designing lamps." Absolutely. Wow, "planning a political campaign." Bite your tongue, you stupid test. Wait, Scotty, look at this. I'm not suited for anything. Scotty: Well, what about lamps and maple syrup? Kevin: The only things I am suited for are law and politics. I don't wanna go back to that. I'm a complete failure. Scotty: Stop it, Kevin. You are not a failure. Kevin: Well, name one thing I'm good at. Scotty: Well, you were pretty good in bed last night. Kevin: Yes, I was, wasn't...? Hey, let's do that again. Scotty: Oh, I can't. I have a breakfast meeting at San Estephe with my boss, so l... Kevin: Oh, come on. Daytime sex is one of the few perks of unemployment. Come on, come on. Scotty: Okay, but we have to be quick. Kevin: Leisure Man can be so speedy when necessary. Ah! Don't answer. The only people who call the landline are telemarketers and wrong number. Scotty: Well, it's private. What if it's my boss calling to cancel? Kevin: Then maybe you should answer it. Scotty: Hello? Sarah: Hi, Scotty. It's Sarah. Listen... Scotty: Oh, yeah. Hi, just a sec. It's Sarah. Kevin: What kind of sneaky person blocks their caller ID? Sarah: Look, I'm in an emergency and I didn't have time to play your little voicemail game so that you call me back. Kevin: What emergency? Sarah: Okay, listen, Kevin, you have got to help Luc get his visa renewed. Come on, you're a lawyer. There's gotta be something that you could do. Kevin: Sarah, I'm not an immigration lawyer, okay? I put a call in to the immigration attorney at my old firm. That is all I can do. Sarah: No, Kevin. There's got to be something else you can do. Kevin: No, no, no. Don't... Scotty: Hello? Kitty: Scotty? It's Kitty. Scotty: Hi, Kitty. Kitty: No, no, no. Scotty: She says it's an emergency. Kevin: Hang on a second. Kevin-11, what's your emergency? Kitty: Very funny, Kevin. Look, I need you to go to a couple of campaign events with me today, okay? Please, I am desperate. Kevin: Kit, I do not work for you, remember? You have staff. Kitty: I know I have staff, but I hate my staff, so I promise you won't have to do anything. I just need somebody with a sense of humor to hang out with me. Kevin: Okay, what about Sarah? She makes you laugh. Hang on. Sarah, make Kitty laugh. Sarah: Kitty? Kitty: Sarah? Sarah: Kitty, I'm talking to Kevin. Kitty: Well, so was I. Sarah: I called first. Kevin: Wait. Scotty: I'm sorry, sweetie. I have to go. Kevin: Please, don't go. Scotty: I'm sorry. I love you. Kevin: I love you too. Kitty: Kevin! No, no. Kevin. Sarah: Kevin? Kitty: Kev, Kev, Kev. Kevin. Sarah: Kevin. Kitty: Kevin. Sarah: Kevin. Kevin: One demanding, needy, high-maintenance sister at a time, please. Sarah: I heard about... Kitty: Don't call me high-maintenance. I woke up and all of a sudden... Kitty: He loves Sarah and Sarah loves him. Kevin: Hey. Scotty: Wow. That was a big scene at the airport today. Kevin: You saw it? Scotty: Umm. It's popping up everywhere. I think you're about to go viral. Kevin: You might wanna rephrase that. Scotty: Right, that didn't come out like I wanted it to. Kevin: So how are you? How's life? I didn't wanna wake you when I came in last night. All hell broke loose this morning. I feel like I haven't seen you in two days. Scotty: Well, remember that meeting I had with my boss the other day? Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: He closed the restaurant for good. We're out of business, so that's how I am. Kevin: Oh, no. I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Scotty: Yeah, I mean, the timing could not suck more, but I'm okay. Kevin: Can I offer you some advice based on the last two days? Scotty: Don't answer the phone. Kevin: No, I'm actually being serious. I swore up and down I was through with politics and lawyering. And I've done nothing but for the past two days. But I'm glad I did. Because I'm good at it. ♪ Shout Out Loud ♪ by Amos Lee ♪ Listen Kevin: And I wasn't working for anyone else. I was doing it for me and for my family. For love. It's time for you to open your own restaurant. Scotty: Kevin, that's a lovely thought, but collectively, we're jobless. We spent the majority of our savings trying to make a baby. Kevin: I know it'll be hard, but we'll figure out a way to make it work. It's time for you to start dreaming big. And do what you wanna do. And you're ready for it. And you know I'm right. Scotty: Kevin, look at you. You're making moves in the background for everybody else. You need to start doing what you love. Kevin: I just need to figure out exactly what that is first. Scotty: Well, take your time. I can pick up some catering shifts to tide us over. Kevin: Wait, did you watch all of it? Scotty: Oh, no. not yet. Kevin: Oh, well, then you haven't seen the best part. Kitty: Now, see, we come from a very close-knit family