Season 4 Episode 15

A Valued Family First Aired: 21/Feb/2010

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♪ Till You Tell Me To ♪ by Billy Paul Williams Justin: Wait, so every painting is $500? Scotty: Yeah, but they're anonymous. That way the only reason to buy it is because you like it. Justin: Rebecca loves this one. But five... You know, I can't afford that. Scotty: Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm getting Kevin boxers for Valentine's Day. Justin: I was going to go underwear too, but she's pregnant. You know, it seems a little inappropriate, but I don't know what to do. I'm totally out of ideas. Scotty: Wait, are you asking me what to get a woman for Valentine's Day? Because the last valentine I gave to a woman was written in crayon and there were boxes for yes and no, so... Justin: Things were so much easier back then. Scotty: Yeah. Kevin: He's your boyfriend. You have to get him something for Valentine's Day. Sarah: No, we've never actually used that word. We haven't been seeing each other that long. Kevin: You're having sex. So he's either your boyfriend or a friend with benefits. Sarah: Oh God. I'm sorry, Kevin. There's got to be something in between. Kevin: Maybe, but that was definitely a boyfriend wave. I don't get it. Two weeks ago he was Mr. Perfect. Sarah: No, I like Roy. You know I don't like Valentine's Day. It's too much pressure and I don't see why I should have to define my relationship so that some greeting-card company can make money. I mean, it's the opposite of romantic if you think about it. Kevin: Yeah, it's not like meeting a beautiful man in the south of France. Sarah: Stop it. Kevin: Didn't he...? Sarah: No, I never texted back. Kevin: I'm sorry. Has it ever occurred to you, you might still be in love with Luc? Sarah: Kevin, I was never in love with Luc. I was enthralled. There is a difference. Secondly, it didn't work out. It was impractical, and I am trying to be a grown-up. Kevin: Right. So ask Roy to be your valentine. It's no big deal. Even Paige has a valentine this year. Sarah: I'm sorry? Kevin: Oh, you didn't... Sarah: No, I didn't. Kevin: Oh, well, me and Paige are tight. Sarah: Kevin. Rebecca: Oh, Justin. Scotty & Justin: Hey. Roy: So I think I have this great idea for Sarah's valentine gift. Rebecca: Oh, what is it? Roy: Roller skating. Justin: Ooh, uh... Roy: No good? Justin: No. She broke her ankle roller skating when she was 12. I think she still suffers from PTSD. Roy: Okay. I just thought it would be retro and hilarious. Romantic in that... Scotty: Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu kind of way? I totally get it. Rebecca: Let's think about it. What else could you get her? Roy: I don't know. We're both kind of practical people with kids. This is why I thought about doing something rather than a gift. We could spend some time alone. Rebecca: Wow, yeah. You've really thought about this. That's so nice. Roy: Yeah. Scotty: Valentine's Day hardly ever happens on a weekend. I was picturing breakfast in bed. Instead we're spending it here in suits. Kevin: Well, the good news? The announcement is 20 minutes, but Valentine's is all day. Scotty: Well, I think we'd better stop unless we want to end up on YouTube. Paige: If Cooper gets to go to Disneyland, can I at least take off this necklace? The pearls are choking me. Sarah: No, that's what Republicans wear. I've got right-wing hair, so suck it up. Paige: Can I at least wish Aunt Kitty good luck? Sarah: Yeah, don't get in anyone's way, okay? Kevin: You look great. Sarah: God, I hate Valentine's Day. Kevin: Oh, did you ever get Roy anything? Sarah: Yes. Chili-pepper chocolate. Kevin & Scotty: Ooh. Sarah: And then we broke up. Kevin: Wait, seriously? Scotty: On Valentine's Day? Sarah: It was a mutual decision. Kevin: I'm sorry. Sarah: No, it's the right thing. I'll be alone for the rest of my life, but I'm fine. Kevin & Scotty: Sarah... Scotty: Mmm-mmm. It's true. Look at my track record. My marriage fell apart, every relationship since has fizzled, Luc was too much of a good thing, and Roy never really heated up. Kevin: That's a couple of misfires. You're still young. Scotty: Exactly. And you look great. Kevin: Right. Sarah: Guys, come on. Stop it. I mean, I'm good at a lot of things. My career, my kids. I just have this one area of my life that I don't seem to be able to make work. Whoever said you can have it all is a big fat liar. Oh, I needed that mimosa. Kevin: Well, on the upside, Holly didn't sell her shares. Sarah: Oh, please don't start with that otherwise I'm going to have to toss the juice go to the straight grape. Nora: Okay. They're ready to start. I can't believe the three of you are in here drinking while the GOP is out there denying global warming. Thanks. That's just... Just a little sip. Sarah: Oh, here he is. Scotty: Hey. Sarah: I'm so sorry. It's awful. Come here. Justin: Well, thanks. Sarah: How's Rebecca? Justin: Okay, I guess. She's, uh, she's here.