Monday, 18 February 2008
Season 2 Episode 12 - music
Season 2 Episode 12 - music
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Season 2 Episode 12
Compromises
First Aired: 17/Feb/2008
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Scotty: Mario is a valet at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Kevin: Oh, I love that place. I take a lot of clients to the Polo Lounge. Jordan: How can you even breathe in that place? So many stuffed shirts. Scotty: Where do you want him to go? He's a lawyer, Jordan. Kevin: They, they actually do a great burger. Scotty: Hey! Quinn: Gentlemen! Jordan: Q! Quinn: You made it! Scotty: Quinn, this is Kevin. Kevin: Hi. Quinn: Oh, the infamous Kevin. Scotty: Quinn is one of the promoters here. Quinn: And we're doing karaoke night tomorrow. It's gonna be off the chain. Mario: Yes. Kevin: You know what? I'm not actually a karaoke type. Kevin: Oh, look. I'm stuffing my shirt. Scotty: Okay, I know my friends weren't the warmest last night. Kevin: I should've worn a parka. Scotty: They were just being protective. Kevin: From what, me? Scotty: You have to admit, our history's been a little bit checkered. Kevin: I'm not solely responsible for the checkering, okay? Did you tell them any of the good stuff? Scotty: Yes. They just happen to remember the other stuff. They'll warm up to you. You're different. They're more bohemian. Kevin: Come on, admit it. They just think I'm boring. Scotty: No, they just think you're... uptight. Kevin: I am not uptight. Scotty: Okay. Whatever you need to tell yourself. Kevin: Okay, fine. I'll see you after my long, uptight day at work. Scotty: At least they think you're cute. Sarah: And that's just meant to be okay that you're taking Paula? Look, fine. Kevin: Do you think I'm uptight? Sarah: Yes. Kevin: Why, because I wear a suit? Sarah: Come on, Kevin, I'm not in the mood for one of your neurotic freak-outs. Kevin: What's wrong with you? Sarah: Joe is taking Paula to Paris for her birthday. Kevin: So? Sarah: So, I told Joe that I wanted to be whisked off to Paris for my birthday. Well, she stole my present. Or he stole it and gave it to her. Kevin: Did you get the divorce papers that I sent you? Sarah: Don't change the subject. Kevin: Did you sign them? Sarah: I will. Later. I've been busy. We should go out. Kevin: No. Sarah: You're uptight, I'm not going to Paris. This deserves an outing. You and me. Tonight. We can commiserate. Kevin: I don't need to commiserate. Sarah: Then watch me commiserate with a bottle of tequila. Kevin: You don't need a brother. You need to get lucky. Sarah: Oh, come on. It's not my senior prom. I just... I want to go out, let my hair down, and get savage. Kevin: Okay, now you're scaring me. Sarah: That's because you're uptight. Kevin: I'm... Sarah: Come on, Kevin. We're Walkers. Let's go do what Walkers do best. Kevin: Get drunk? Okay. Sarah: Okay. Kevin: Okay. But I get to pick the place. Sarah: Two Patrs, please. Bartender: You got it. Kevin: We're doing shots? Sarah: We are having fun. To hell with Joe. Paris, it's such a cliché anyway. What are you looking at? Kevin: What? Sarah: Hey, isn't that Scotty? Kevin: Where? Sarah: It is Scotty. Let's go say hi. Kevin: No. No, he can come to us. Sarah: Oh, yeah. This is one of those "I'll prove them wrong" nights. I got it. Gotcha. Kevin: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just here to have fun with my big sister. Jordan: That's him. Right over there. Sarah: Uh-oh. We've been spotted. Oh, my God. Kevin: Quick. Have fun. Have fun. Sarah: Yeah. Scotty: Sarah, hi. Sarah: Hey! Scotty: I didn't expect to see you here. Kevin: Hi. Sarah: Yeah, we're just having fun. Kevin: Sarah wanted a night out, and she loves karaoke, so... Sarah: Fanatical. Kevin: Perfect. Sarah: Actually, Kevin and I, we're going to do a big duet. Scotty: Really? Sarah: Yep. Kevin: No. Scotty: Okay, well, I'm glad that's settled. Kevin: I would, but my throat's a little sore, so... Sarah: Liar. Kevin: Traitor. Scotty: Well, you guys are welcome to come and join us. Sarah: You know, we will. Scotty: Okay. Sarah: Later. Kevin: Great. Now he wants me to sing. Sarah: Oh, you're singing, baby. Kevin: Do you have any idea how stupid people look when they sing karaoke? No chance. Sarah: Two more Patrs, please. bartender: Coming up. Sarah: God, you are so uptight. Do you want Scotty's friends to know what a warm, caring, fun guy Kevin Walker is? Kevin: Yes. Sarah: Then drink up and get stupid with me. Sarah: How about Dolly Parton? You love her. Kevin: No, I don't. Sarah: Yeah, remember in high school you said she had the only pair of breasts you ever noticed? 9 to 5. Kevin: No, no, no, no. Scotty's friends think I'm obsessed with work. Something less corporate. Sarah: Okay, Free Bird. Kevin: Yeah, what are we supposed to do for a three-minute guitar solo? Dance? Sarah: I don't care. No. We get up, we express ourselves! Come on! This is our chance. Scotty: No! No, no, no! Sarah: What? Kevin: I'm not ready. What are you doing? Sarah: Singing. Kevin: No, we're supposed to sing. Sarah: No, we can't even decide on a song. Kevin: I hate you. Sarah: Oh, go get drunk. ♪ Believe ♪ originally by Cher ♪ Listen Sarah: ♪ No matter how hard I try Sarah: You keep pushing me aside Sarah: And I can't break through Sarah: There's no talking to you Sarah: So sad that you're leaving Sarah: Takes time to believe it Sarah: But after all is said and done Sarah: You're gonna be the lonely one, oh Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, no Sarah: Do you believe in life after love Sarah: I can feel something inside me say Sarah: I really don't think you're strong enough, No Sarah: Do you believe in life after love ♪ Mario: Honey, you made me believe there is life after love. Sarah: Okay, then make me believe because I can't even bring myself to sign my divorce papers. Jordan: What man in his right mind would divorce you? Sarah: Okay, I love your friends. Scotty: Oh, the feeling is definitely mutual. Sarah: Okay, so my soon-to-be ex is about to vacay to Paris... Kevin: "Vacay"? Sarah: ...with his new girlfriend who happens to be his.... first wife. Mario: Shut up! Jordan: You need to sign those divorce papers and move on. Where are they now? Sarah: They're in the office. Jordan: So get someone to bring them here. Sarah: What, now? I can't do that. Mario: You see this? It's a little thing called a cell phone. Get those papers and sign them now. Sarah: No, I can't. Mario, Jordan, Quinn etc.: Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it. Quinn: Do it. Sarah: Okay! I'll do it. Graham: Graham Finch. Sarah: Graham. It's Sarah. What are you still doing there? Graham: I can barely hear you. You at a concert or something? Sarah: No, I'm in a bar. Graham: Are you drunk-dialing me? Sarah: No. Listen, the thing is I need my divorce papers. Could you have somebody bring them over to me? They're in the top right-hand drawer of my desk. Graham: Yeah, well, what's the rush? Sarah: Graham, please, can you just for once do what I ask you, please? Graham: Okay, where are you? All: Yeah! Sarah: Yeah! Oh, my God. Is that... Quinn: Is that your messenger? Kevin: He's not a messenger. He's a stuffed shirt. Mario: He doesn't seem too button-down to me. Kevin: Excuse me. Sarah: Graham, what are you doing here? Graham: Well, I called a messenger, but he wasn't comfortable picking out a woman in an unknown bar. But I can see that it wouldn't have been difficult. Sarah: Graham Finch, these are my new best friends. Scotty: Hi. Graham: Hi. Here you go. Quinn: Do it, girl. Be strong. Jordan: Believe, girl. Sarah: I will be divorced in three, two, one. So, I'm a divorcée. Does that make me hotter? ♪ What's new pussycat? ♪ originally by Tom Jones ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa, whoa Kevin: What's new, pussycat? Kevin: Whoa Kevin: Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers Kevin: And lots of hours to spend with you ♪ ♪ Always On My Mind ♪ originally by Brenda Lee ♪ Listen Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't love you Kevin: Quite as often as I could have ♪ Graham: Your brother's really something. Kevin: ♪ Maybe I didn't treat you ♪ Quinn: Okay, he's not uptight when he's drunk. Kevin: ♪ Quite as good as I should have ♪ Jordan: Girls, I never thought I'd say this... I don't hate him. Mario: Where are you going? Kevin: ♪ If I made you feel second best ♪ Scotty: This is incredibly sweet, but I think I should probably put him out of his misery. Kevin: ♪ Girl.... ♪ Scotty: They like you. |
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
Monday, 11 February 2008
Season 2 Episode 11 - music
Season 2 Episode 11 - music
Sunday, 10 February 2008
Season 2 Episode 11
The Missionary Imposition First Aired: 10/Feb/2008 | ||
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Kevin: What took you so long? Scotty: I don't just cook, Kevin. I also clean. God, I would make such a good husband, wouldn't I? Don't worry. I'm not fishing. Oh! Speaking of which, I was left alone on the line to finish a grilled turbot when we ran out of cider vinegar sauce, so I finished it with cubed-red peppers and cumin. Kevin: And is that bad? Scotty: Well, it wasn't what they ordered. I mean, I was sort of flying by the seat of my pants, but the server came in with compliments to the chef. Kevin: Wow! Bravo, poissonnier. Scotty: Merci. So, what's new to you? Kevin: Just depositions too boring to describe. And Jason called. Scotty: And Jason called? Kevin: Yeah. He's back in L.A. And he wants to meet for coffee. Tomorrow. Look, if you're at all uncomfortable with this, I can cancel. It's absolutely no problem. Scotty: No, no. It's fine. I mean, I knew he was going to call eventually. Kevin: Yeah. And, you know, he's Robert's brother. It's not like I'm not gonna run into him. Scotty: Yeah, and you guys had some weird phone breakup, so... Yeah, I mean, go see him. Resolve whatever you need to resolve. Kevin: Look, I'm absolutely resolved. Absolutely. So, I told him he could drop by. I hope that's not a problem. Scotty, if you have any issues about this, please say, because I can cancel. Scotty: I said it was fine, Kevin. Kevin: Okay. Scotty: Thank you for asking, but it's all good. Kevin: Good. Scotty: Anyway, I am beat. Let's go home. Kevin: Hi. Jason: Hi, Kev. Jason: The loft looks great. Kevin: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like living here. Jason: Still have this, huh? Kevin: Yeah. Jason: Yeah. Kevin: Oh! Oh, the wedding! I forgot to tell you about the wedding. It was a total freak show. Kitty ran away from the altar. Jason: Yeah, I can't believe I missed it. Robert told me all about it. Kevin: He must be excited you're back? Jason: Yeah. Yeah, he's already made me promise to campaign for him. Kevin: You're gonna campaign? Jason: Kev, don't. He's my brother. Kevin: Well, yeah, Kitty's my sister, you don't see me drinking the Kool-Aid. Jason: Didn't we once agree never to talk about this? Kevin: Yeah. Yeah, we did. You're right. Jason: So, how's the work? Kevin: It's... Scotty: Hi. Kevin: Hi. What... Scotty: I got off work early. Hi. I'm Scotty. Jason: Of course. Good to meet you. Scotty: Good to meet you, too. Kevin: Uh, you know what? We're just in the middle of coffee, so maybe... Scotty: Oh, no, of course. Enjoy. I did bring home some soft-shell crabs, though. They're not lobsters, but... Jason, why don't you join us for dinner or late lunch or whatever it is? Jason: Uh... Scotty: No, no, no. I insist. Kevin, tell him how well I do soft-shell crab. Kevin: You know what? I don't think tonight's... Jason: I'd love to. Scotty: Great. Well, I'll get started in the kitchen and leave you two alone. ♪ Listening To Levon ♪ by Marc Cohn ♪ Listen Scotty: So, Jason, where exactly were you in Malaysia? Were you... Were you in the middle of the jungle? Jason: Well, I was just outside of Kota Kinabalu. Scotty: Kota... Jason & Kevin: Kinabalu. Jason: Yeah, it was... It was very jungley. Scotty: Wow! It must've been hard being so far away from your home? Jason: It was isolating, yeah. Kevin: I thought you were so engrossed in your work, you wouldn't have time for thoughts like that. Jason: I was hoping it would be that way, but, you know, truth is I just wanted to come home. Scotty: Oh, I felt like that every single time I went to summer camp. I think I called home twice a day. Jason: Calling home wasn't really an option for me. Kevin: Why not? No cell phone coverage? Jason: I was having a crisis of faith, actually. Kevin: Really? I didn't know that. Oh, but then you didn't tell me. Jason: Oh, I'm sorry. I was spending my time talking to God. Kevin: At least you were talking to someone. Scotty: And you don't need a cell phone to talk to God, right? I'm going to go to the kitchen. Can I get anybody anything? Kevin: Why don't you just drop the hostess act? Scotty: Okay. You guys have things to resolve, it's obvious. Kevin: So why bring home crustaceans? Jason: Well, I'd love to know what you think we have to resolve. Kevin: I have nothing to resolve. Scotty: He keeps saying that. Kevin: No, no. It's quite simple. Honestly. We were together, he went to Malaysia, I never heard from him again. End of story. Jason: Oh, really? Okay, what about the part where you promise to wait for me and then broke up with me on the phone? Kevin: I'm surprised you picked up the phone. Jason: You want to know why I didn't call? Kevin: Why? Jason: I thought it would make it worse. Kevin: Worse? Jason: I missed you too much, okay? I thought if I could just focus on where I was and what I was trying to do... Kevin: You know what that is? That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. You made me feel like we were through. Over. Like I was some materialistic guy you had no time for. Scotty: And you guys have nothing to resolve, right? Kevin: Stay out of this for one minute. Scotty: No. Scotty: Why don't you just ask him why he came home? I'm sure you want to know. Jason: Oh, it wasn't for him, if that's what you're thinking. He dumped me, that's when I found my spiritual strength. Finally. Kevin: So God won after all. Jason: Yes, Kevin. In a contest between you and God, God won. Kevin: Great. So everything worked out for the best? Jason: Yeah. Perfect. Scotty: Well, I'm really glad we had that talk. Scotty: Okay, if you're not going to talk about what happened tonight, I'm going to go out. Kevin: Nothing to talk about. You ambushed my tea party. Scotty: I got out of work early. Kevin: No, no. You made sure you got out of work early. Scotty: Okay, fine. Well, actually, now I know what's going on. Kevin: Well, I'm glad you do, because I don't. Scotty: Exactly. You don't know. You don't know how you feel about me, about him, about anything. If you did, you might have to choose, really choose, instead of... Instead of pretending. Kevin: Is that what we're doing? Pretending? Scotty: You tell me. Because I don't feel like I live here. I stay here because you let me. Do you realize there's nothing in this apartment that's mine except clothes? Kevin: What do you want me to do, Scotty? Scotty: Be honest with me. If you're still in love with Jason McCallister... Kevin: No, I am not in love with Jason McCallister! Why do you have to be so jealous? Scotty: Because if you could see the two of you together... Kevin: lf you don't trust me, leave! Scotty: Fine. Kevin: Oh, God. Where are you going? Scotty: I'm leaving! Kevin: Isn't that what you want? Scotty: Yeah, it is. Have a great night! ♪ Bad Bad You, Bad Bad Me ♪ by Stephen Fretwell ♪ Listen Scotty: Go away, busy. Kevin: Would you please open the door? Scotty: No. Kevin: Scotty, open the door! Wow, I love what you've done with the place. Scotty: Yeah, well, at least it's mine. Kevin: I'm sorry. Scotty: No, I shouldn't have barged in on your tea party. Kevin: Yeah, enough with the shellfish now. But you know, when you walked in, I was secretly so proud. Scotty: Of what? Kevin: Of you. Of how genuine you are and how crazy and honest and... Scotty: Jealous. Kevin: So how do I make this better? Scotty: I don't want you to see him anymore. Kevin: Even if I did, it wouldn't mean anything. Scotty: I know. You're going to run into him at family stuff. Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: I just don't want you making plans with him. Kevin: Okay. Promise. Scotty: Really? Kevin: I don't think you get how much I want us to be together. Scotty: God, now I feel like an idiot for asking. Kevin: Why? It only makes me want you even more. You know what? I actually do have to go to work, and I don't want to get caught getting busy in a 1970s Ranchero, as beautiful as it is. Scotty: Okay. I'll see you when you get home? Kevin: Okay. |
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