You sound like me (S4E3)

Season 3 Episode 24 - music

Mexico First Aired: 10/May/2009

"Love Is Hell" (2004)

"Wonderwall" by Ryan Adams Kevin talks to Tommy. Lyrics: Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna give it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now Backbeat the word is on the street That the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels The way I do about you now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead the way are blinding There are many things that I would Like to say to you But I don't know how I said maybe, You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall Today was gonna be the day But they'll never bring it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you've gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do About you now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead the way are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to you But I don't know how I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall

Season 3 Episode 24

Mexico First Aired: 10/May/2009

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Scotty: So you're not gonna go? Kevin: No, it's our anniversary. Scotty: That's not an excuse. Kevin-- Kevin, you don't celebrate something that's working when you're being asked to help something that's not. Kevin: I'm sorry, but he's crossed the line. Scotty: It's your line, Kevin. Move it. Kevin: I have. Many times. Which one now? Scotty: That would be sarah. Kevin: You know what? It's not just me. This whole family keeps moving the line. You know why? 'Cause we forgive him and we clean up his mess. We forgive, clean up, forgive, clean-- Scotty: I get-- I get it. I get it. Kevin: You know, in high school, when he couldn't write his own essays, Kitty wrote them for him. When dad found pot in his car,who took the rap? Scotty: You. Kevin: No, justin. When he screwed up at Ojai, Sarah had his back. He committed fraud, for god sake. Holly let him off the hook. Kitty? No. You know why he gets away with it? 'Cause no one wants his wife and kid to leave him,No one wants his job to fall apart, No one wants him to end up in mexico with nothing to come back to. Guess what. It happened. Kevin: Now mom's down there thinking she can save him. Until when, what, the next time? Don't you get it? He isnevergonna change. Scotty: Well, what if you did? Kevin: I'm trying to. Scotty: By what, cutting off your family? Kevin, I know you. You're gonna sit across from me at some fancy restaurant, And all you're gonna be thinking about is if your family's okay. Kevin, I will be here when you get back. That's what we're celebrating, right? Kevin: What airline?

Tommy: Hey, Kev. I, uh, I heard you at the bar. You saw me for who I was. You always have. I called julia this morning. She-- She won't take my calls, but... I'm gonna keep trying. ♪ Wonderwall ♪ by Ryan Adams ♪ Listen Tommy: And I'm gonna be a father to Elizabeth. Kevin: Good. Tommy: I'm trying to change. It's not easy. Kevin: I know. Tommy: I just hope that when I do... Kevin: I'll see that, too. That's all I want.

Season 3 Episode 23

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off First Aired: 03/May/2009

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Scotty: A hot tomato walks into a bar... Sarah: Very funny. Scotty: Oh, it was the dessert, wasn't it? I knew the candied ginger was pushing it. Sarah: No, I loved the candied ginger. Everything was perfect. Thanks, Scotty. Scotty: I'm glad. Although we did go a little over on the champagne, so your bill may unfortunately reflect that. Oh, I'm sorry. We should've alerted you when we opened up the additional case-- Sarah: Scotty, I don't care about the bill. Scotty: Okay, well, I wouldn't worry about what people heard between you and Holly. I really don't think they heard that much. Sarah: It's not that, either. And it's not that Joe is getting remarried. And the kids, they'll love europe. Who wouldn't? Scotty: Joe's getting remarried? Sarah: Yeah... to his first wife. Apparently they're soul mates. Scotty: Sarah, you--you don't still want to be married to Joe, do you? Sarah: Oh, god, no. But I'm lonely. That's what she sees. Scotty: Who is she? Sarah: Holly. Scotty: Ah. Sarah: Busted by my nemesis. Can you believe it? I want to meet my soul mate, Scotty. Scotty: Then what's standing in your way? Sarah: It's not that easy, you know? I mean, I'm a single mom, I-I work all the time, I'm over 40. Scotty: No. Excuses, excuses. You just have to find a way, no matter what else is going on. There's an amazing guy who has been waiting his whole life to meet you. You just have to go out there and find him. I mean, look at me. I... I was living in my car when your brother and I finally got together. Sarah: He's not living in his car, is he? Scotty: Well, all the best ones are.

Season 3 Episode 22 - music

Julia First Aired: 26/Apr/2009

"A Good Day" (2008)

"Dream" by Priscilla Ahn Julia leaves. Lyrics: I was a little girl alone in my little world who dreamed of a little home for me. I played pretend between the trees, and fed my houseguests bark and leaves, and laughed in my pretty bed of green. I had a dream That I could fly from the highest swing. I had a dream. Long walks in the dark through woods grown behind the park, I asked God who I'm supposed to be. The stars smiled down on me, God answered in silent reverie. I said a prayer and fell asleep. I had a dream That I could fly from the highest tree. I had a dream. Now I'm old and feeling grey. I don't know what's left to say about this life I'm willing to leave. I lived it full and I lived it well, there's many tales I've lived to tell. I'm ready now, I'm ready now, I'm ready now to fly from the highest wing. I had a dream

Season 3 Episode 22

Julia First Aired: 26/Apr/2009

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Kevin: Right, so when Oxford-Stanton financial went out of business, they sold the loan to The Pioneer Highland Trust Company, who in turn sold the loan to you, am I right? Kevin: I would say I have a very strong case to say my client couldn't find you people to make her house payments. Kevin: No, of course I'm not being funny. I'm being deadly serious. These are human beings who are having trouble... Kevin: And that's it? That's the only way you'll stop the foreclosure? Kevin: Okay, fine. Just give me the exact amount. Kevin: Right. I'll deliver it today. Scotty: You're writing a check? Kevin: Yeah. It's... it's the only way. I've tried everything else. Scotty: How much? $16,400? Jeez, Kevin. Kevin: What? It's a loan. We'll get paid back. Scotty: By whom... Tommy? I'm sorry, Kevin, but I've worked hard so we can set aside some savings, not so I can become another victim in your brother's midlife crisis. Kevin: What am I supposed to do, watch Julia and Elizabeth get evicted? They might have to go back to Phoenix. Scotty: Is that what this is about, your desperate need to hold on to Elizabeth? Kevin: No, it's about helping my brother's family. You know what? I'll take it out of my 41k. It won't cost you a cent. Scotty: I'm sorry I reacted that way about the money. I know you were just trying to make sure they're gonna be okay. Kevin: You had every reason to be worried about the money. Scotty: But I'm not. I mean, I am, a little. It's you I'm worried about. Kevin: I'm fine. You know, I'm just a little tired of feeling I have to make up for Tommy being such a failure as a father. I did everything he wanted. I was a sperm donor when I had some serious reservations about it. He was so eager for a child, and he promised me I wouldn't have to find out who the biological father was. Then he made me sign this... stupid contract saying I'd never tell Elizabeth the truth, all under this promise of being a great father. And then he left. Scotty: He'll come back... Eventually. Kevin: It doesn't matter. Too much has happened. Even if he did come back, I could never forgive him. It's over. Scotty: Kevin, I am so sorry. Scotty: Mmm. Nora, is this wild King Salmon? Nora: Yes, flown in fresh today from Seattle in honor of Julia. Sarah: Hey, Julia, the house... any interest yet? Julia: Not yet. But thanks to Kevin, I can wait for a decent offer. Sarah: Oh, well done. Nora: Kitty, would you like me to make a plate for Robert? I have some chicken soup. Saul: Why, is Robert sick? Kevin: No. Kitty: Well, yeah... no, he is. Kevin: No, he's not. Kitty: Yes, he is. Yeah, he has a cold. Kevin: Well, he called me 12 times today. He didn't sound sick. Kitty: He has a cold. Kevin: He didn't sound sick to me. Kitty: Excuse me. I'm actually gonna call him and, uh, see if he's feeling any better. Saul: Sarah, when does Ryan start? Sarah: Oh. Justin: Start what? Sarah: Ryan's gonna be working at Ojai. He starts Monday. Justin: You are kidding me. Sarah: What? Justin: Well, don't tell me he's a shareholder now, too. Sarah: Oh, yeah. Nora: I think it's great. He's interested in the family business. Justin: That's great, mom. Why don't you just hand him keys to the entire kingdom? Sarah: Oh, just settle down. The only keys he's gonna have is to the loading dock. What's your problem? Justin: The kid's a... the kid's a fake, all right? I can't believe you guys are buying into his act. He has all you women clucking around like you're... you're female chickens. Nora: Hens, dear. Justin: Does Rebecca know? Sarah: Yeah, I heard her clucking. Justin: That's really funny. Sarah: Anyone want more wine? Julia: I'll have some. Kevin: Yes, please. Scotty: Thank you. Nora: Bring two bottles. Saul: Can I tell you something, Kevin? This chilean chardonnay... it's the best thing I've ever tasted. Kevin: I know. It doesn't have that overpowering oak taste. Sarah: Oh, excuse me. Is that a little slight against Walker Landing? Kevin: I just wanted Julia to have a night free of Tommy reminders. Sarah: Ooops. I'm sorry, Julia. Julia: No, it's okay. He is pretty much the elephant in the room. Nora: Will all of you please just behave? Sorry, Julia. Tonight is your dinner. Julia: No, don't apologize. I'm actually gonna miss these dinners. Kevin: You know, I hear the people in Seattle... they're much nicer than we are. Scotty: Yeah, they're almost Canadian. Sarah: Almost. Kevin: Yes. Julia: I'd like to propose a toast. Kevin: No, absolutely not, because tonight we're toasting you. Sarah: Yeah. Nora: Yes. All: To Julia. Julia: No, I want to toast all of you. I never get to do that at these dinners. Kitty: Well, that's because Kevin never let you get a word in edgewise. Kevin: Oh, shut up. Saul: That's not true. You always interrupted. Justin: Oh... Saul: It's Okay. Sarah: Stop talking. Julia: This move is one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. But I've watched all of you make really hard decisions in your lives. You've gotten through them by supporting each other, and that's what you've done for me. And I know that you'll do that for Tommy, too, whatever happens. So really this is a toast to all of you and to making hard choices. All: To hard choices. Julia: Cheers. All: Cheers. Scotty: Okay, I'm gonna let go before I start to cry. I can't believe you're leaving me with these crazy Walkers. Julia: Well, we'll always have Facebook. Scotty: I'll, uh, wait for you in the car. Kevin: Okay. Scotty: Bye. Julia: Bye, Scotty.

Julia: Kevin, I just want to say, thank you so much. Kevin: I eat mortgage brokers for lunch. Julia: I've made a decision. I'm gonna tell Elizabeth the truth. You gave her life twice, and you and she are connected, and I... I gotta make sure it stays that way. Kevin: Thank you. Nora: Ah, I couldn't find her other blankie. Julia: Oh, I found it. It's in her bag. Nora: Oh, is everyone gone? Kevin: Yeah, it's just us. Julia: Hi, baby. Nora: You want to go to mama? Julia: Come here, baby girl. Nora: I've been dreading this moment. Julia: I know. Me, too. Kevin: Bye, baby girl. Bye, mama. Julia: Bye. Nora: Why don't we help you to the car? Julia: Oh, no, no, it's fine. I gotta learn to do this myself, right? All right. Bye. ♪ Drean ♪ by Priscilla Ahn ♪ Listen Nora: Bye. Julia: Bye. Can you say bye bye? Nora: Bye bye. Julia: That's a good girl. All right. Bye.

Do you wanna let him in? (S3E21)

Season 3 Episode 21 - music

S3X First Aired: 19/Apr/2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tim4VzHUUyQ "Making Movies" (1980, 2000-remastered)

"Romeo and Juliet" by Dire Straits Kevin & Scotty clear the air. Lyrics: A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade Says something like you and me babe how about it ? Juliet says hey it’s romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack He’s underneath the window she’s singing hey la my boyfriend’s back You shouldn’t come around here singing up at people like that Anyway what you gonna do about it ? Juliet the dice were loaded from the start And I bet and you exploded in my heart And I forget the movie song When you wanna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ? Come up on differents streets they both were streets of shame Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you and your dream is real How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals ? Where you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything you promised me think and thin Now you just says oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him Juliet when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above I’ll love you till I die There’s a place for us you know the movie song When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ? I can’t do the talk like they talk on tv And I can’t do a love song like the way it’s meant to be I can’t do everything but I’d do anything for you I can’t do anything except be in love with you And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be All do is keep the beat and bad company All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Julie I’d do the stars with you any time Juliet when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above I’ll love you till I die There’s a place for us you know the movie song When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ? A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade Says something like you and me babe how about it ?

Season 3 Episode 21 - music

S3X First Aired: 19/Apr/2009

"Circus" (2008)

"Lace And Leather" by Britney Spears Kevin & Scotty have drinks with Chad. Lyrics: French finger tips, red lips, bitch is dangerous Cotton candy kiss, can't wait for my sugar rush Can't take it no more, I've got to have more tonight This feeling so strong, I'm puttin' you on tonight Alright, let's go Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather) Heels 6-inch, makes a boy want to bite his lip Look but don't touch, unless you wanna lose your innocence Can't take it no more, I've got to have more tonight (Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night) This feeling so strong, I'm puttin' you on tonight (Night, night, night, night, night, night) (Let's go) Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather) (Leather, leather, leather, leather, leather) Lace and leather, lace and leather (Leather, leather, leather, leather, leather) (Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby) Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather) Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show (Your one and only pleasure, all decked in lace and leather) Fantasy courtesy of me, baby let's go (Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather)

Season 3 Episode 21 - music

S3X First Aired: 19/Apr/2009

"Vehicles & Animals" (2003)

"You Got The Style" by Athlete Chad rings Kevin. Lyrics: Oh no Gone and put my foot in it again Think back i can't believe that it was me who said that Last time I promised i'd bite my tongue until i counted to ten (five six seven eight nine and ten) I said oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh i could be laughing about it And making the most of the true british climate Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh I've seen The tension on the high street growing lately It seems that you have to be careful who you look at Sometimes I can't see things the way you see them But this is our home I said Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh i could be laughing about it And making the most of the true british climate Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh Yeah you got the style And we've got the style And they got the style And everybody's got it And you got the style And we've got the style And they got the style And everybody's got it And you got the style And we've got the style Oh oh Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh i could be laughing about it And making the most of the true british climate Oh it's getting hot in here Must be something in the atmosphere Oh oh-oh oh oh

Season 3 Episode 21

S3X First Aired: 19/Apr/2009

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Sarah: What was wrong with the pantsuit? Kevin: It was gray and boring. Sarah: No, it was practical, Kevin. Kevin: Oh, come on. I could put a tie on that thing and wear it. Sarah: It was recession appropriate. Kevin: Ugh. Oh, my god. Sarah: Oh, come on. You, you can't be serious. It's a little loud, don't you think? Kevin: That is gorgeous. Sarah: It's pink. It is hot pink. Kevin: That's fuchsia. Sarah: Whatever it is, it's practically on fire. Kevin: Yeah, you would be, too, if you put it on. Sarah: You're very sweet to think that I can pull that off. However, I'm going back to work at my family's company, not at a brothel. Kevin: Oh, come on. Look, it's spring. You said you wanted to meet a man. Sarah: God knows I do. It's been so long since I've been touched Kevin: Right,right. So make a statement.Trust me. Put that on. It'll get you noticed. Sarah: Yeah, yeah, it will...from space. Sarah: I can't believe you convinced me to buy this dress. Kevin: What? What are you talking about? You look so hot in that dress. Sarah: Really? Kevin: You deserve to meet someone. Sarah: God, I hope you're right, Kevin. You know, I really think it's time. I just, you know what I miss? Kevin: What? Sarah: I just miss that first touch. It's been so long since I've been-- Kevin: Oh my god. Don't--don't look.Don't look. Don't--just-- stop. Sarah: Bee on my head? Kevin: No, just walk with me. Really slow, really slow. Look into this-- look into this-- Sarah: Oh, get it off. Get it off. Kevin: Look into this window. Don't argue with me. Sarah: What? What? Kevin: Don't look over your shoulder. Chad's across the street. Sarah: Chad who? Kevin: Chad! Sarah: Oh, Chad. Oh, my god. He is so ridiculously chiseled. Kevin: Turn around. Stop looking. He might see. Sarah: What? He doesn't know who I am? What, what are you afraid of? Why don't you just go say hi? Kevin: No, no, that's not gonna happen. Sarah: Oh, he really is spectacular. He's bi, right? Maybe you should introduce me. Kevin: What? Sarah: I'm 40.I can't be that choosy. Why did you guys break up anyway? Kevin: Why? He was an emotional mess, okay? Deeply, deeply closeted. He had a girlfriend who was happy to be his beard. He practically denied my existence when we were dating. Sarah: Ugh. Kevin: What? Sarah: Sorry. He just spotted us. Kevin: Oh, my god. He's coming over. He's coming over. Don't leave my side. Oh,my god. Wh--I-- l-- Sarah: Wow. Chad: Mmmmh. I owed you that, in public. You know, for how I acted when we dated. So, Kev... how are you? Kevin: Me? I'm--I'm-- Sarah: married. Kevin: I'm married. ♪ You Got The Style ♪ by Athlete ♪ Listen Sarah: What? Wh-- what, and Chad isn't? Kevin: That's a name I'm trying to forget. Sarah: Come on. Don't tell me you didn't enjoy that kiss. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're dead. Kevin: I did like it. That's the problem. And try not to tell scotty what happened. Sarah: You've got nothing to be guilty about. You didn't provoke him. Honestly... Kevin: You--you have it really bad. Oh, my god. It's him. It's--it's Chad. Uh,do I take this? Sarah: Well, I would. I've got sex on the brain. Kevin: Okay, I'll talk to you later. Hello. Chad: Hello. I keep thinking about you. Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time. Chad: So I was wondering if you'd like to go get a drink tomorrow. Kevin: I--yeah. You--you know,I would, except it's-- you know, it's a school night and... I'm married. Chad: No, I meant the three of us. Kevin: You know, uh, yeah. Well, Scotty's pretty busy with work. Chad: Well, why don't you ask Scott? You still have my number, right? Well, I hope I see you soon. Kevin: Okay. Bye. Scotty: Oh, you're home. Kevin: Yeah, you know, since Robert's gone, the office is pretty quiet. Scotty: Do you want to go out for dinner? I'm taking the night off. I need a break. Kevin: Yeah, sure. Scotty: Great. I'll hop in the shower. Kevin: Hey, um, guess who I...ran into. Scotty: Who? Kevin: Chad. Scotty: Chad? Chad? Your, your ex chad? Kevin: Yeah, isn't that, isn't that weird? Scotty: How is he? Kevin: He's, he's fine. I mean, you know, he's so dramatic. Scotty: Dramatic? What does that-- what does that mean? Kevin: Okay, he--he came up to me on a--on a very busy street, and he--he gave me a very...big kiss. Apparently, um, as an apology for being so, you know,so deeply closeted when-- when we dated, but, um, you know, it was all-- it was all him. I mean, you can ask sarah. She saw the whole thing. Scotty: Oh,that--that is dramatic. Kevin: Yeah, that's not the half of it. He, um... he wants to have drinks. With--with the both of us. Scotty: Oh, oh. That could be fun. Kevin: Fun? Are--are you-- are you being serious? He--I mean, he--he did kiss me on the street. I thought you'd be furious. Scotty: Oh, he's just some crazy actor. What's the big deal? Anyway, I've--I've met him before. He's--he's nice. When's he free? Kevin: You actually want to do this? Scotty: Yes, I-I want to have drinks with Dr. Phillip. I loved him on "Tempest Island." I-I remember when he went undercover to save Baltimore from the Cassidy family. Fine, I'm a fan. Kevin: Wow, you never...cease to surprise me. Are you sure about this? You know, I mean, Chad's pretty full of himself. You know actors always talk about themselves. Scotty: Oh, like you don't? Come on. Call him. Kevin: Okay. J--uh,just remember, this is not my idea. ♪ Lace And Leather ♪ by Britney Spears ♪ Listen Chad: You know what the ironic thing is? The parts I'm getting offered now are so much better and, well, masculine. Kevin: M-masculine? Chad: Anyway, the most important thing is I feel really great about myself. Kevin: I can see that. Chad: So anyway, enough about me. Why don't you guys tell me about the wedding? Scotty: Oh, actually, I have, uh, some pictures here on my phone. Kevin: It's actually our anniversary in a couple of weeks. Chad: You guys are so cute. Kevin: Being surrounded by that many flowers makes anyone look cute. Chad: No, that's not it. You both are very good-looking. Kevin: Thank you. Scotty: That's sweet. Chad: Baby, take a seat so what's it like being married? Scotty: It's great. Kevin: Yeah, it's like an episode of "leave it to beaver" without the... yeah. Chad: I don't think I could handle it. I mean, I'm just enjoying being free. I'm fine leaving marriage to the heterosexuals. You guys ever miss it? Kevin: What? Chad: I don't know, sitting at a table like this, knowing that at any moment anything could happen. Don't you miss that kind of spontaneity? Kevin: Well, um... Chad: You guys want to get outta here? Kevin: Where would we go? Chad: We could go to my place. Uh,I have a pool. Scotty: A pool? Chad: Or we could go to your place. Uh, being married doesn't mean you can't play together, right? Come on. It'll be fun. Scotty: Should we go to the bedroom? Kevin: I can't wait that long. Scotty: Hey, are you this horny because we almost had a 3-Way? Kevin: M-Me? You could barely contain yourself on the car ride home. Is that him? Scotty: Of course it's him. He knows where you live, right? Kevin: He doesn't take no for an answer. Scotty: Well, should we let him in? Kevin: Are you serious? Scotty: Do you want to let him in? Kevin: This is how pornos start. Scotty: Are we on the same page right now? Kevin: I-I can't believe we're doing this. Scotty: Okay, I'm gonna go get the door. Oh, my God. Kevin: What are you doing here? Sarah: Oh, my God, Kevin. You will never believe it. I had sex in the office. I really need to share with somebody. Kevin: Why me? Sarah: Because I can't get ahold of Kitty, and, well, before you and Scotty got together, you were the most promiscuous member of the family. Scotty: Oh, that's comforting to know. Kevin: That.... Sarah: Oh no. Scotty: Yeah. Sarah: Oh, my god, I've done it again, haven't I? Kevin: Yeah. Sarah: Were you two about to... Kevin: Oh, no. Scotty: Ask Kevin. He's the most promiscuous one in the family. Sarah: Oh, I'm so sorry. Kevin: You're the one who answered the door. Scotty: You wanted me to. Kevin: No, I didn't. Sarah: What's going on? What are you talking about? Kevin: Scotty wanted a 3-Way. Sarah: Oh, my--Scotty! Scotty: I can't believe you actually told her. Kevin: She just had sex on her desk. Please. Sarah: In the storage room. Please. Kevin: You know what? I wasn't the most promiscuous member of this family. Justin was. I bet you he's had gobs of 3-Ways. Sarah: Oh, I doubt it. Anyway,we're talking about you. Okay, spill the beans. Who did you think was out that door? Scotty: Nobody. Kevin: Chad. Sarah: Oh, nice choice. Scotty: I'm not having this conversation with you, Sarah. You Walkers have absolutely no boundaries. Kevin: Maybe you should've thought of boundaries before you got us into this. Scotty: Oh, don't blame this on me, Kevin Walker. It takes three to tango. Sarah: He's right. Scotty: Sarah! Okay, I am completely humiliated. I am going to sleep. Good night, both of you. Sarah: Night. Kevin: Great. I think I just went from a 3-Way to sleeping on the couch. Sarah: I'm so sorry, Kevin. I should've called. Kevin: You could say that. Sarah: Yeah. You know, I might--I might go home to bed. I'm sure you guys need to talk. Kevin: Oh, wait, wait. Who--Who did you,uh,hook up with in the,um,in the office? Sarah: Caliente. Kevin: Not Cal? Sarah: I'm so sorry about... Next time,I promise. Kevin: Call next time. Sarah: Good luck. ♪ Romeo and Juliet ♪ by Dire Straits ♪ Listen Scotty: Hi. Kevin: Hi. I still feel weird. Scotty: Yeah, me, too. Kevin: Guess who called. Scotty: Well, he is nothing if not persistent. Kevin: He actually called to apologize for putting us in an awkward situation. Scotty: He has notng to be sorry for. I mean, look at us. If I were him, I'd want a piece of this action, too. Kevin: I didn't mean to lay it all on you, okay? I was just scared. Scotty: Yeah, me, too. God, we are such prudes. Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible 3-Way, and we practically have a nervous breakdown. Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians. Kevin: Even lesbians have 3-Ways. Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it. So we move on-- Monogamous... Kevin: Hmm. Scotty: Domesticated, married. Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: I wouldn't have it any other way.

Season 3 Episode 20

Missing First Aired: 22/Mar/2009

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Robert: Because the truth is, places like this aren't born out of legislation or lobbying. They're from people. People with vision. Kitty: Why is there so much press here? Scotty: Something tells me they're not here to rave about my canapés. Robert: Today we honor the vision of Nora Walker. Scotty: Oh, tell Jocelyn to pass the kebabs, or they sit on the buffet and get cold. Robert: Scotty, could I get a glass of water? Scotty: Yeah, sure, are you all right? Robert: Yeah, I'm fine. Scotty: Well, you don't look fine. Robert: I think it's my heart medication. It makes me a little... light-headed. Scotty: Oh,my god. You need to sit down. Here. Robert: It'll pass. Scotty: Well, drink that. Robert: Thanks. Alec: Craziest park parent? Yeah, that's--that's a no-brainer. It's Donna kabrel. Have you met her? Kitty: Wait a minute. She's-- she's not the one who makes her kid wear those, um, those gloves? Alec: Yes. Yes, you have met her. Kitty: Tell me, do you think that's about germs or do you think that's a fashion statement? Alec: No, no, it's even worse. They're grippy gloves. Kitty: Grippy gloves? What, what are grippy gloves? Alec: To cling better to the jungle gym. Yeah, she also makes her wear grippy shoes. Kitty: No way. Alec: Yes way. Kitty: No, you're kidding. You know, that's actually Kevin: Kitty, come quick. Let's go. Kitty: What's wrong? Excuse me. What, what happened? What happened? Hey, are you okay? Robert: I got a little light-headed. This is Dr. Flackett. Kitty: Did he tell you that he had a bypass surgery about a month ago? Robert: I'm not sure that this has anything to do with that. Kevin: Well, now let's let someone with a medical degree decide that. Dr. Flackett: Your blood pressure's still elevated, senator. You need to go to the hospital. Scotty: I'll call an ambulance. Robert: Wait, h-hold on. I may have, you know, shaken too many hands out there, but let's not get hysterical. Kitty: Hysterical? Nobody's hysterical, Robert. She's a doctor. Robert: She's a pediatrician. Dr. Flackett: Senator, I'm happy to call your cardiologist and let him or her know where you're headed, but you need to go. Scotty: Does this mean I can call an ambulance now? Kitty: Yes. Robert: No ambulance, no. We'll drive.

Hi, Sarah. Interruptus (S3E19)

Season 3 Episode 19

Spring Broken First Aired: 15/Mar/2009

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Kevin: What are you doing right now? Scotty: Just, uh, cleaning up. Kevin: The place looks pretty clean to me. Scotty: What did you have in mind? Kevin: I don't know. You know, the two of us. A free morning. Scotty: Mmmm. Kevin: It's probably a delivery. Let's just ignore that. Scotty: Okay. Wow. They really need a signature. Kevin: Are we ever gonna have sex again? Scotty: I don't know. I'm busy. My work, your family. Maybe we need to schedule it. Kevin: What, like sex at 4:00? That's really romantic. Scotty: Appointment sex. What married couples have to do. Kevin: Yeah? Well, not this one. Haven't you heard of calling first? Sarah: I can't call. Your brothers have co-opted my phone lines. Kevin: They're mine now? Sarah: Listen, Kevin, I wanna be a good big sister. I really do. But you gotta get them off my couch. Their crap is all over my house, and they're eating all my food. Hi, Scotty. Scotty: Hi, Sarah interruptus. There. It's in the books. Kevin: Wow. Sarah: You putting sex in the books now? Kevin: No. Sarah: Yes, you are. Kevin: Yeah, thanks to you. Sarah: Well, listen, I'm sorry. Kevin: Oh, hi. My name's Kevin Walker. I was wondering if I could schedule an appointment for later this evening. Scotty: Look at that. An appointment just opened up. Shall I pencil you in, Mr. Walker? Kevin: Yes, please. I love you. Justin: Oh, Love you too, Scotty. Kevin: Oh, Justin loves you too. Scotty: See you tonight. Kevin: Okay, bye.

Season 3 Episode 18

Taking Sides First Aired: 08/Mar/2009

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Saul: All right,let me guess. Mm, preemptively intoxicating yourself before the worst-timed dinner in Walker family history? Scotty: I thought hiding in the corner might help, too. Saul: Hmmmm Scotty: So thank you for the strong-arm phone call. Saul: Please. I'm merely the messenger. That was all Nora's work. Scotty: Huh. Has tommy even told her? Or is he just gonna wait until she notices a prison postmark on his first letter? Saul: Well, I suspect he's having a bit of denial, if that's what you're asking. Kevin: Well, this is gonna be fun. Where are harold and maude? Thank you. Saul: Maude's in the kitchen. Harold's upstairs. Justin: All right. Don't, uh, don't worry about it. We haven't even, uh, started eating yet, so... Kevin: Now is not the time to talk about this, so keep your voice down. Sarah: Listen, everybody-- Mora: All right, you guys. I know what you're doing. All this whispering and huddling... Tommy: Mom, um... Nora: He's just upstairs. He's gonna come down any minute. Justin: Mom, we're not even talking about Ryan. We're talking about... Ugh. Kevin: You okay? Justin: Yeah, it's spicy. It's good. Nora: Sure you're not talking about ryan,and I'm the queen of Sheba. Sarah: Actually, you are. Nora: Please, please, please, just be nice tight. Just be yourselves. Kevin: Be nice or be ourselves. Which is it? Justin: Good point, Kevin. Nora: Hi, so you see? They do exist. Ryan: Hi. All: Hi. Kevin: Kevin. Ryan: Hi, Kevin. Kevin: Really nice to meet you. Justin: Nice to see you again, man. Tommy: I'm Tommy. Kvin: Scotty and Sarah. Sarah: Sarah walker. Nora: I told them to be themselves. Who the hell are these people? Kevin: I'm sorry.I have a problem with the way he's been acting tonight. Scotty: Aren't we all acting on account of Ryan? Isn't that the mandate? Kevin: Tommy was arrested for felony embezzlement. You think a little humility might be in order. Scotty: Stop taking it so personally. Besides,the night is almost over. Kevin: Thank god. Nora: Where's Tommy? When were you gonna tell me? Saul: Nora, don't do this now. Ryan doesn't have to-- Nora: Ryan is the only one with the decency to let me know. Justin: Are, are you kidding me? Why would you say something to her? Ryan: I didn't know. Nora: Oh, stop it. This has nothing to do with him. Who, who did youembezzle from? Kevin: You know what? Now really isn't the time for this. Sarah: Kevin's right. This is much more-- Nora: I'm talking to Tommy. Who did you embezzle from? Tommy: Look, mom, it's complicated, all right? I needed money to fund a deal, so I, I borrowed it from Ojai. Nora: From Ojai? Tommy: Yeah, and I will put it back. Nora: Just like your father was.

Season 3 Episode 16 - 17 - music

Family Legacy First Aired: 01/March/2009

"So Much More" (2006)

"Darlin' Do Not Fear" by Brett Dennen Walker's family dinner. Lyrics: When I arrived in my old set of clothes I was half a world away from my home and I was hunted by the wolves and I was heckled by the crows Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know Alongside my innocence I laid in bed awake conflicted and estranged with the impetus of age but like a phantom she crept across the floor and out the window Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know From its place on the mantel my heart was taken down scattered in a thousand little pieces on the ground and I below the streetlamp like an orphan with a halo Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know cuz it won't last worries'll pass all your troubles they don't stand a chance and sometimes it takes more than a lifetime to know Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know Your confidences fall as your faith etched in stone neither could comfort you from the wild unknown so bury your burning hatred like a hatchet in the snow Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know If you have a broken heart or a battered soul find something to hold onto until they go to help you through the hard nights like a flask filled with hope Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know cuz it won't last your worries'll pass all your troubles they don't stand a chance and it always hurts the worst when it's the ones we love the most Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know sometimes your path is marked in the sky sometimes it fails to fit in between the lines sometimes all you can do is say no Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know I said when I arrived in my old set of clothes I was half a world away from my home and I was hunted by the wolves and I was heckled by the crows Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know I said Darlin' do not fear what you don't really know We said Darlin' do not fear.

Season 3 Episode 16 - 17

Family Legacy First Aired: 01/Mar/2009

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Episode 16 ♪ Darlin' Do Not Fear ♪ by Brett Denne ♪ Listen Justin: Do what? Sarah: This. Justin: This? Sarah: Yes. Justin: Family dinner. There's gotta be a story. Sarah: Oh, Mom. Do you need a hand with anything? Nora: No. I'm fine. Justin: So does anyone wanna guess why we're really here? Saul: Don't you think it's possible that your mother wants to have her children over without an agenda. All: No. Kevin: Saul, she cooked a rack of lamb. Sarah: Oh, I know what this is about. Scotty: What's it about? Sarah: It's about me. Kevin: Oh, what a novel conclusion. Kitty: What's so special about you? Sarah: Because, apart from the obvious, thanks to my little startup that could, Greenatopia, I paid off my second mortgage yesterday. All: Oh, wow. Julia: Sarah! High five. Robert: That's great. Tommy: No offense: That's roast chicken at best. Kevin: Yeah, Justin getting a mortgage, that would be a rack of lamb. Justin: You think maybe she's sleeping with somebody again? Sarah: I don't know. She gets more action than me, for sure. Saul: Your mother is not sleeping with anyone. Kitty: Well, whatever it is, I'm hungry, so I am going to the kitchen. I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on, okay? Sarah: Trust me, Robert. That's not hunger. That's a very bad mood. Robert: I'll be right back. Nora: Okay, rack of lamb, everyone. Sarah: It is gorgeous. Nora: Where are Kitty and Robert? Tommy: They're dealing with something. Nora: Kevin, what's going on? Kevin: What? I'm his communications director. I'm not his marriage counselor. Justin: You know what, we should eat. I mean, they might be in there forever. Nora: No, we are not going to start until everyone's at the table. Sarah: Okay, then, Mom, can you please tell us what is going on? Kevin: Yeah. Nora: We're having dinner. Can't I have my children over without? All: No. Saul: This is a very special bottle of Cote de Nuits. I want you to cleanse your palates, otherwise you're not gonna get any. Justin: Cleanse my palate of what? Mom, can we just start eating? Nora: Justin, relax. Jusin: Kevin, can you just toss me a roll, then, please? Nora: Well... Scotty: Oh!, nice catch, Nora. Justin: Mom. Nora: For goodness' sakes. Scotty: How's it going with Henry? Saul: Great. He wants to have dinner separately. Sarah: We don't do separately. Saul: When are you and Rebecca gonna be free, Justin? Justin: Who knows? Kevin: Where is she? Saul: Is she ever coming back to work? Justin: Look, I don't know. Just drop it, all right? Sarah: Is something going on with you two? Justin: No, no. Why would you ask? Kevin: Because you're being defensive. Justin: There's a reason. Nora: All of you just leave him alone, all right? Leave him alone. Justin: Thank you, Mom. Nora: How is the job hunt going, honey? Justin: Oh, my... Sarah: I've got a leak under my sink, if you wanna take a look at that. Justin: That's awesome. Robert: Okay. Sorry. Justin: Can we eat now? Robert: One second. I have something that I wanna say. As you all know, our birth mother is due in two weeks. All: Yeah. All right. Robert: And, well, it's a boy. All: Oh! Robert: No, I'm just kidding. It's a girl. All:Oh! Robert: Just kidding. We don't know. It's gonna be a surprise. But I do have something that I wanna say. After much soul-searching, and the hard-fought support of your amazing sister Kitty, I've decided I'm running for governor. Sarah: What? Nora: Kevin. I knew you were holding out on us. Robert: But I'm not announcing it until next week, so, Walkers, keep a lid on it.Scotty: Seriously, Kitty and I adore all of you, you're family, and we just wanted you to be the first to know. Kitty: Yes. Cheers. Justin: Cheers. All: Cheers. Tommy: Governor. Cheers. Justin: Governor. Noray: Speaking of family, I, too, have an announcement. Sarah: Oh, the truth comes out. Nora: I just want you all to know that last weekend, I went to Berkeley, and... I met your half-brother Ryan. Sarah: What? Kitty: The bastard? Nora: Kitty. Kevin: See, what'd I tell you? Rack of lamb. Justin: Why would you do? Nora: Because he called me. He found out William was his father, biological father. Tommy: You didn't have to go up and meet him. Sarah: I thought you decided you were gonna leave this alone. Nora: He is related to you. It was the right thing to do. Saul: Nora, tell them about the ticket. You know what your mother did? She bought him a plane ticket. He's probably flying here at this very minute. All: What? Justin: You can't be serious. Nora: He has the right to know where he came from. Sarah: Wow. Kevin: Oh, my God. Sarah: What's he like? Nora: He's lovely. He's young, and he needs help growing up, that's all. Kitty: Mom, you know what? Not everybody needs to meet our family to be happy. All: eah. Justin: We're miserable. Sarah: Look at Kevin. Kitty: I mean... Kevin: Look how miserable I am. Justin: We're, like, all unhappy. Kevin: She is? Wait, right now? Scotty: Yes, now. Ah... what happened to that gift bag you brought home? There was a candle in it, I think. Kevin: Yeah, I threw it out. Scotty: You threw it out? Kevin: It was sandalwood. Scotty: Kevin. Kevin: What? You hate sandalwood. Has Kitty talked to Robert? Sarah: You have to dig into the crack. Scotty: Excuse me? Sarah: Have to find the lower anchor. You'll feel a click. Scotty: Yeah. I see it. Sarah: Did that click? Scotty: Yeah. Sarah: Good, good. No, no, no. The other way around. Scotty: The child rides backwards? Sarah: That's right. It's safer. Saul: No wonder they spit up all the time. Sarah: Come on, guys. This is not rocket science. It's an infant car seat. Saul: What are you talking about, Sarah? There are... there are straps and tethers and anchors... It's mind-boggling. Scotty: Don't worry about me. I only make a living with my hands. Tommy: I'll be right there, Scotty. Scotty: Okay, guys, could I please get a hand in here? Tommy: Just relax, all right? Episode 17 Kevin: I feel like I haven't seen you in years. Scotty: You poor thing. Are you okay? Kevin: Yeah, I think so. My phone died. I think I killed it, you know, trying to make so many calls. Can I borrow yours? I need to call the office.> They need to fax a bunch of confidentiality agreements. Scotty: Okay, can you at least tell me what happened, first? Kevin: Yeah. Robert had a heart attack. You know, one minute he was fine, the next he collapsed, and we called him an ambulance. Scotty: That's it? Kevin: What do you want me to say? Ummm, you know, that I thought he was gonna die? That I thought I was gonna have to stand there and watch him die, and, you know, not be able to help? Scotty: But you did help him. You got him here. Kevin: You know, in the ambulance when they were working on him, the EMT kept saying to me: "Your friend... Your... Your friend is gonna be okay." I didn't even like him when he became my brother-in-law. And now that he is my friend, and God knows how that happened, I can't bear the thought of losing him. Scotty: But the EMT said he was gonna be fine. Kevin: Yeah, that was before his heart stopped. I mean, what if that happens again? Scotty: They'll take care of him. You know, your friend has a new son. And you have a new nephew. Kevin: Have you seen him? Scotty: Mm-hm. And I think you better meet him before you do anything else. Kevin: I don't feel presentable right now. Scotty: It's okay. He won't mind. He's all blotchy too. Tommy: Hey, Scotty. This is yours. Scotty: Oh, thanks, Tommy. I didn't realize how hungry I was. Tommy: Yeah. Here, babe. I got this for you. Julia: You still mad at me? Tommy: No, I'm fine. Julia: Tell me why you got... Tommyy: Kev, uh, pastrami. What, is that a problem? Kevin: No.

Season 3 Episode 14 - music

Owing It First Aired: 08/Feb/2009

"The Joshua Tree" (1987, 2007-remastered)

"Running To Stand Still" by U2 Ryan rings Nora. Lyrics: And so she woke up Woke up from where she was lying still Said I got to do something About where we're going Step on a steam train Step out of the driving rain Maybe run from the darkness in the night Singing ha la la la de day Ha la la la de day ha la la de day Sweet the sin Bitter the taste in my mouth I see seven towers But I only see one way out You got to cry with out weeping Talk without speaking Scream without raising your voice You know I took the poison from the poison stream Then I floated out of here Singing ha la la la de day Ha la la la de day ha la la de day She runs through the streets With her eyes painted red Under a black belly of cloud in the rain In through a doorway she brings me White gold and pearls stolen from the sea She is raging, she is raging And the storm blows up in her eyes She will suffer the needle chill She is running to stand still