Kevin & Scotty: December 2008

Just A Sliver

First Aired: 07/Dec/2008

"Elephants...Teeth Sinking Into Heart" (2008)

"Duet" by Rachael Yamagata ft Ray Lamontagne
Kevin & Scotty are talking and comfort each other.

Lyrics:
Oh lover, hold on
Till I come back again
For these arms are growing tired
And my tales are wearing thin
If you're patient I will surprise
And when you wake up, I'll have come
All the anger will settle down
And we'll go do all the things we should've done
Cuz I remember what we said
As we lay down to bed
I'll be here if you will only come back home

Oh lover, I'm lost
Because the road I've chosen beckons me away
Oh lover, I've done you wrong
And now I'm fighting words I never thought I'd say
But I remember what we said
As we lay down to bed
I'll forgive you all if you just come back home

Mmmhhhmmm...

Oh lover, I know
You'll be out there and be thinking just of me
I will find you down the road
And we'll return back home to where we're meant to be
Cuz I remember what we said
As we lay down to bed
We'll be back as soon as we make history

Just A Sliver

First Aired: 07/Dec/2008

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Kevin: Oh, wow. I think I have blisters.
Scotty: You wanted to lose 5 pounds so you could gain it back for Thanksgiving.
Kevin: How far did we run?
Scotty: Two miles.
Kevin: Two miles? That's it, two miles?
Scotty: Yeah.
Kevin: That felt like 22. Oh, it's Tommy.
Scotty: He fired you months ago. Get over it.
Kevin: How would you like it if your own brother fired you?
Scotty: I don't have a brother. Stop being so childish.
Kevin: You stop being so childish. Hey.

Scotty: This hospital has the worst food. I mean, it's not even food. It's some horrible facsimile of food.
Kevin: Don't be too hard on it. It may be my last meal. Or Justin's.
Justin: That's not funny, bro.
Scotty: No.
Kevin: I was...
Tommy: There you are. Listen, I just spoke to the doctors, and she needs the transplant.
Justin: Oh, God, Tommy. Are you okay?
Tommy: Yeah. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Kevin, it's you.
Kevin: Really?
Tommy: Yeah.
Kevin: Okay.
Tommy: They wanna run some more tests, make sure you've never had hepatitis. Stuff like that.
Kevin: Yeah. Sure.
Justin: Congratulations.
Tommy: Look, he can pass out cigars later. We... We gotta get to the lab.
Kevin: Sure. I'Il... I'll see you later.
Scotty: Yeah.
Justin: You okay?
Scotty: No. Are you?
Justin: No, not really.

Scotty: Hey. Umm, I'm gonna go home and get some stuff for Kevin.
Nora: Oh, no, no. Let me go. You stay here.
Scotty: No, you won't be able to find anything.
Nora: Well, I'll find it if you tell me where it is. Oh, Justin, why don't you guys come with me?
Justin: I just told you I wanna stay.
Nora: Well, go out for a walk there.
Rebecca: Yeah, let's go for a walk.
Justin: I don't want a walk, okay? I want another bag of chips.
Scotty: Um.. well, thanks. I'll make a list for you.
Nora: Okay.

Scotty: Hi. Oh, look, Sarah. This room is lovely.
Sarah: Hi. I wouldn't know, Ma. It's pretty hard to see through the forest.
Nora: Well, honey, just put it down over there.
Sarah: Hey.
Nora: Where's Kevin?
Kevin: Right here.
Nora: Hi, honey. How you doing?
Sarah: Hey.
Kevin: Hey, I'm fine. Well, I'm wearing a dress with no backside. I've been better.
Nora: Well, I brought everything you wanted from home.
Sarah: And then some.
Nora: Yeah. So let's see what we have here. Your dop kit.
Kevin: Great.
Nora: And your pajamas.
Scotty: Oh, Nora. Those aren't his pajamas. These are my pajamas. I should've gone...
Kevin: Scotty, it's okay. I love your pajamas.
Scotty: Yeah? It's okay.
Sarah: Here's your iPod.
Kevin: Thank you.
Justin: Oh, that's great. We can listen to show tunes all night.
Nora: Whatever Kevin wants.
Sarah: Okay, I'm ordering Chinese.
Kevin: I can't eat anything.
Sarah: I know. That's why I'm gonna order shrimp, because you're allergic.
Kevin: How thoughtful.
Scotty: I don't think I could eat a thing......
Sarah: I'd like to place an order, please. One shrimp lo mein, one special fried rice with shrimp. What do you want, Justin?
Justin: Beef with broccoli.
Sarah: Two beef and broccoli, with shrimp.
Kevin: Sarah, you don't have to order everything with shrimp. I'm not even hungry.
Sarah: No, that'll be a pickup. Thank you.
Nora: When are they taking you in in the morning.
Kevin: Oh, some awful hour like 5.
Scotty: Kevin, I think what you're doing is incredible. I don't think I would be so brave.
Kevin: Well, you're not a morning person, honey.
Nora: No, Kevin. You're being amazing.
Kevin: I am amazing.
Nora: Hi, Tommy.
Sarah: Hey, Tommy. You hungry? I just ordered Chinese. You can have shrimp, shrimp or shrimp.
Tommy: Well, you must be happy, Mom.
Nora: Why on Earth would I be happy?
Tommy: Everybody's here, together, for Thanksgiving, just the way you wanted it.
Sarah: Tommy, that's not fair.
Tommy: Well, then stop treating this like one of your dinner parties. I mean, this isn't another Walker family get-together.
Nora: Tommy, that's not what we're doing.
Tommy: Just enjoy your dinner.

Kevin: Are you asleep?
Scotty: No. Are you?
Kevin: No. Wow, you look like you're in the first-class cabin of Swiss air. Seeing as I'm awake, I might as well sign some of these forms. Can you pass me that pen, please? Thank you.
Scotty: What are they for?
Kevin: Everything. This one's authorization of payment.
Scotty: Payment? You're giving them a piece of your liver. Isn't that enough?
Kevin: Oh, no. No good deed goes unpunished. Informed consent. They wanna make sure I'm aware of all the risks involved, which include: " Loss of limb function, paralysis, stroke, brain damage... "
Scotty: Okay, good. Thank you. Moving on.
Kevin: Hopefully, I'll end up with a scar and nothing else.
Scotty: Well, I like scars. I think they're sexy.
Kevin: This one needs to be notarized.
Scotty: Notarize? What is it?
Kevin: Power of attorney.
Scotty: You're an attorney.
Kevin: Not if I'm on life support. And as my husband, you'd be in charge of pulling the plug or not.
Scotty: Okay, this is all starting to get a little too... um... real.
Kevin: Yeah, I might sign that one in the morning. It's a good thing we are married. If it was up to my mother, she'd never pull the plug, and I'd be a vegetable for all eternity.
Scotty: It's not funny, Kevin.
Kevin: I know it's not funny, but please don't get serious on me now. We have the whole operation to get through.
Scotty: I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm scared.
♪ Duet ♪ by Rachael Yamagata ft Ray Lamontagne ♪ Listen
Kevin: I know. Come here. Everything is gonna be fine. I promise you.
Scotty: I know.
Kevin: Come on.
Scotty: Oh.

Sarah: Oh, here he is.
Nora: Hey.
Sarah: Is he under yet?
Scotty: He's on a drip. He's high as a kite.
Justin: Oh, there he is.
Sarah: Oh, no, here he is.
Saul: Hey, buddy boy.
Kevin: My whole family is here. That's so nice.
Nora: Kevin, sweetie, it's gonna be over before you know it. Just relax.
Kevin: Mom, they shaved my chest. I look like Michael Phelps.
Kitty: I think he's pretty relaxed.
Scotty: I'm gonna be the first person you see when you wake up.
Kevin: Okay, tell them to take a little off the sides.
Scotty: Whatever you want.
Kevin: Ahh.
Kitty: Okay, good luck.
Justin: Good luck, bro.
Sarah: Bye, Kev.
Kevin: Bye.

Justin: What? Oh, my gosh.
Scotty: Here they are.
Julia: Oh, my God. It's Thanksgiving.
Nora: Yes.
Tommy: I can't believe you did this.
Sarah: Well, we decided the bird was ambulatory, so we dressed him up, drove him in.
Kitty: Hey, guys. Sorry. Sorry I'm late, but here is the lime Jell-O with walnuts and bananas. I have no idea what that has to do with Thanksgiving, but I'm not gonna eat it.
Justin: I think it actually comes, like, from early colonial times. It was something with... Something to do with scurvy.
Nora: It's Justin's favorite is what it is.
Justin: Yeah.
Kitty: Shut up.
Saul: Kitty, it was very nice for Robert to come.
Kitty: Oh, come on, Saul. Don't be sarcastic. He's got his whole family in town, and...
Saul: Excuse me. I wasn't being sarcastic. It was very nice for Robert to come.
Kitty: Robert. Hey, how are you?
Robert: Hi, honey.
Kitty: You didn't have to come.
Robert: Yes, I did. I missed you.
Kitty: Are you... Are you hungry?
Robert: Yes.
Kitty: So how's Kevin doing? I haven't seen him today.
Scotty: Oh, you know, he's grumpy when he's awake, and he moans when he's asleep, which he's doing right now.
Sarah: Everybody grab a chair and assume your usual positions. Oh, except for Justin. We decided to let you sit at the big person's table this year.
Saul: No. No, no.
Justin: Yes. I made it. Uncle Saul, I made it.

Rebecca: I forgot to tell you, those nurses send their compliments to the chef.
Nora: Oh.
♪ Glorious ♪ by Melissa Etheridge ♪ Listen
Saul: Okay, everybody, attention. I have a bottle of sparkling apple cider, and it's an excellent year.
Sarah: You know, everybody in this building is on some kind of drug, and we can't even drink. That's not fair.
Robert: And that's not sparkling cider.
Sarah: Oh... I'd like to try the sparkling apple cider, Uncle Saul.
Saul: Some sparkling apple cider for sister Sarah, please.
Kitty: Since when did you two become Amish?
Nora: Rebecca, you don't have anything on your plate.
Rebecca: I'm saving room because we're going to my mom's later.
Saul: Certainly hasn't been stopping Justin, has it?
Rebecca: Yeah, seriously.
Justin: I just don't want to hurt Mom's feelings.
Scotty: Julia, could you pass me the cranberry sauce?
Justin: Oh, I think I may have finished that.
Rebecca: Justin.
Justin: What? I mean, I can give you some of my cran...
Scotty: No, that's fine.
Nora: You know, I've got a toast. To Elizabeth, my strong, little granddaughter, who, this year, out of all the Thanksgivings we've spent together, has given us so much to be thankful for.
Julia: Thank you.
All: To Elizabeth.
Sarah: Oh, and I'd like to propose a toast to Paige and Cooper, who couldn't be here. You know, I've had a little taste of why Mom was so disappointed at the idea of not having Thanksgiving with her children. So to Mom, thank you for this fabulous meal.
All: Yeah.
All: To Nora.
All: Cheers.
All: Thank you.
Kitty: Okay, I have... I have one more toast. Sorry, just one more. Every Thanksgiving, when Mom asks Kevin if he would like a piece of pie, Kevin always says the same thing, and then he proceeds to eat half of the pie all by himself.
Nora: So true.
Kitty: So here's to Kevin, who this year, gave new meaning to the phrase: "Just a sliver. "
All: Ohh.
Saul: Just an ...
Kevin: That is the worst, most tasteless toast I have ever heard.
Nora: Oh, Kevin.
Kevin: Hey, Mom.
Nora: Look at him.
Justin: How you feeling?
Kevin: I'm fine. Just a bit.
Kitty: Oh, no, no.
Nora: No, no, no. You don't want any sparkling apple cider.

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