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 Kevin: You see, that's hilarious. Kitty: No, Kevin, it's terrible. It's absolutely terrible. Scotty, is that funny? Scotty: I don't think so. Kevin: Scotty. Scotty: I'm sorry. I think these jokes are lame. Kevin: I paid good money for these jokes. Kitty: Yeah, well, they must have been having a 2-for-1 sale. Scotty: At the lame-joke store. Kevin: This guy's like the top Hollywood joke writer. Kitty: Yeah. Hollywood, Florida. Scotty: That's funny. Kitty: Well, thank you. Kevin: Oh, here's one. Oh, this is good. "Now that my husband has decided not to run for re-election, he's always asking me to cook his favorite dish: Lame duck soup". Kitty: Chemotherapy was more amusing than that. Scotty: That was funny. She is funny. Why don't you think she's funny? Kitty: Yeah, Kevin. Why don't you think I'm funny? Kevin: You are funny, but in a smartass-y type of way. Is that what you want? You wanna stand up at the Gold Rush and be a smartass? Kitty: All right. Fine. I'm trying. I really am. It's just that this is not my thing. Okay. Oh, here's one. Um, "Bill Clinton, the Dalai Lama, and Mick Jagger are teaming up at the Pebble..." Kevin: "Teeing" up. Kitty: Oh. Oh, wait a minute. They're golfing. Kevin: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kitty: Oh, this could be good. Okay, we've got the Dalai Lama. We've got Mick Jagger. Tommy: I can't believe they're valuing Dad's desk at 30 bucks. Nora: Well, look at it. I don't think it's worth anything to anyone but us. Tommy: Do you remember that wood-burning kit you got me when I was 10? Nora: Yes, I do because you went around burning your initials into every wooden object you came near. Ah! Tommy: I was staking my claim early. Saul: You know what, sweetheart? I think that you should have this desk. Your father would have wanted you to. Kitty: Hey. Nora: What...? Justin: Hey. Nora: What...? Hi. What about your event? Kitty: I decided to let Robert cover for me. Is Sarah here? Nora: She's on her way. Kitty: Is she okay? Nora: No, but I think she will be. Sarah: Come here. Look at you. Oh, you really looking gorgeous. Scotty: God, this is such an amazing space. Someone could renovate it and turn it into lofts. Kevin: Honey, honey. Could you please shut up? Nora: That's all right. That's all right. I'm reconciled. Rebecca: I'm glad you came back. I wanted to talk about something. Justin: If this about you getting that new job, I already know. Rebecca: And? Justin: And we gotta figure this out. Because this is serious. I feel like we're miles apart in where we wanna be with our lives, Rebecca. I didn't even know you were interested in this job. Rebecca: You don't even know what the job is. Justin: Okay, tell me about it. Holly: Is everything okay with you two? Justin: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Sarah: Oh, my God. What? Kitty. What happened to your dinner? Kitty: I just decided to take pity on the audience and let Robert cover for me. Nora: Well, we just all wanted to be here. Sarah: Well, um, I'm glad you are all here because, you know there's a couple of things that I've wanted to say. The first is, I hope you can all forgive me. Saul: Oh, please, please. Nora: Oh, Sarah, would you stop? Sarah: Okay, okay. Uh, well, the second is, we all know Dad was an Irish whiskey man. Um, I always kept a bottle at the house in case he stopped by. Kind of hoping that you could help me finish it. Nora: That's a great idea. Sarah: Mom. Kitty: That is something I'm actually good at. Nora: Uh, cups, cups. Cups. Kitty: Tommy, get the cups. Sarah: You know, um, I still have to fix up that whole truck mess. Kevin: No. No, you don't. I spoke with Pedro this afternoon. Sarah: Oh, God, I've gotta call him and apologize. Kevin: No, you don't at all because he actually wants to buy the trucks himself. He and his brother wanna go into business. They wanna take some of the crew. So I showed them how to get a small-business loan They're ecstatic. Sarah: Yeah? Nora: Kevin, that's wonderful. Kevin: Great symmetry, right? One family business closes, another one opens. Kitty: Well, that story actually makes me wanna cry. To capitalism. Sarah: Yeah. Saul: I know what we should be drinking to. Come on, Sarah. Sarah: No, I think you should do it, Uncle Saul. Saul: To Ojai. Sarah: To Ojai. All: To Ojai. Saul: Wow, this is a first. Nora: What? Saul: This family speechless. Scotty: ♪ Of all the money that ere I had, I spent it in good company. Scotty: And of all the harm that ere I've done, alas was done to none but me. Scotty: And all I've done for want of wit, to memory now I can't recall. Scotty: So fill to me the parting glass. Goodnight and joy be with you all. Scotty: But since it falls unto my lot that I should go and you should not. Scotty: I gently rise and I'll softly call, "Goodnight and joy be with you all!" Scotty: And so it falls unto my lot that I should go and you should not. Scotty: I simply raise my glass and call, "Goodnight and joy be with you all!" ♪ Sarah: Good night, Ojai Foods. Scotty: ♪ And all I've done for want of wit, to memory now I can't recall. Scotty: So fill to me the parting glass. Goodnight and joy be with you all. ♪ |
Saturday 8 May 2010
Season 4 Episode 23
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