The Feast of Epiphany First Aired: 18/Jan/2008 | ||
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| Sarah:Coffee break. Bad time? Kevin: Yeah. No. A.. A little. Um.. Look at this. It's from Jason. Sarah: Still e-mailing your ex? Kevin: I e-mailed him once after the wedding. You know, a very standard, "I'm sorry we broke up," you know, "I still care about you" you know. He e-mails back a very un-standard, "I'm coming home." Sarah: Oh, my God ! Kevin: I know. He wants to have lunch. Sarah: When? Kevin: I don't know. He's being so vague. Sarah: Are you gonna tell Scotty? Kevin: Why would I do that? Sarah: You should. Kevin: He almost broke up with me after the wedding 'cause he's afraid I'm still into Jason. Sarah: Well, are you? Kevin: Well, who made you my conscience? What are you, Jiminy Cricket? Sarah: Well, you know, maybe you need a conscience. Well, all the men in this family could do with a little cricket on their shoulder. Kevin: What do you mean, "all the men"? Sarah: Nothing. Kevin: Which men? Justin? Tommy? Saul? Who? Sarah: I don't know anything. Kevin: I can't believe I have to go to this tonight. How could Tommy be so stupid? Scotty: Oh, please, let's not judge. I mean, we're accidentally living together. If Jason were to come home tomorrow, I'd be back in my Ranchero. Kevin: Why... Why would you think Jason's coming... Why would you be back in your Ranchero? Scotty: I was kidding. Come on, cut your brother some slack. No one's perfect. Kevin: Well, you know, try and be the perfect family for some Republican operative my mom has the hots for. It's making me a little nervous. Scotty: You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man. Kevin: A black Republican. Only my mom. Kitty: Robert doesn't want to have children. Kevin: Wow. A little late for that kind of information. Robert: Wait. Since we're being honest here, did your boyfriend know that my brother's coming back and you guys are having lunch? Kevin: That's none of your business. Sarah: What is going on in here? Kitty: Sarah, guess what? Robert doesn't want to have children. Robert: I never said that! I said that I am ambivalent... Kitty: Keep your voice down! Robert: ...about the timing, and that's different. Kevin: Not to me, but I'm a lawyer. Sarah: I'm with him. Justin: Guys, what's going on? Mom's freaking out. We're supposed to be impressing Isaac. Kitty: You know what? I don't need to impress Isaac. Sarah: No, the thing is, Kitty, that Mom likes him. Like, really likes him. Kitty: Mom has a crush on Isaac? Justin: That's gross. Kevin: Yeah, she does, and if he breaks her heart, I'll sue him. Robert: Him? What about you? You're about to drag my brother back into your psycho, melodramatic romantic... Kitty: Shhhhhhhhh. Kevin: "Psycho, melodramatic"? Justin: Jason's coming back from Malaysia? Sarah: Shhh, shhh. Robert: He's already having a date with him! Kevin: It's not a date! Okay? We agreed to meet for lunch so we can talk. You know what? I'm allowed to. I'm single. I can change my mind if I want to. Not that I would, okay? So get off my case. I'm not the one who's married. Robert: What does that mean? Kitty: What is that supposed to mean? Justin: Kevin. Kevin: Nothing. Sarah: Come on. We can't keep it to ourselves any longer. Kitty: What? Kevin: Yes, we can. Shut up. Scotty: No, what? What? Kevin: Shut up. Shut... Justin: No, no, Sarah. Kitty: What? Kevin: Hi. Yeah, are you busy? No, no. Look, I... There's just something I want to say. This really is no big deal, and I certainly don't want it to become a big deal. No, no, no. It's not that. Look, Scotty, Jason is coming back. He contacted me. No, no. He e-mailed. Yeah, no. I just... Look, I just thought you should know. |
Friday, 18 January 2008
Season 2 Episode 10
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
Monday, 3 December 2007
Season 2 Episode 9 - music
Holy Matrimony First Aired: 2/Dec/2007 | |
![]() ![]() ![]() | "Start A War" by The National Kevin & Scotty talk after Kitty's wedding. Lyrics: We expected something, something better than before. We expected something more Do you really think you can just put it in a safe behind a painting, lock it up and leave Do you really think you can just put it in a safe behind a painting, lock it up and leave Walk away now and you're gonna start a war Whatever went away I'll get it over now. I'll get money, I'll get funny again Whatever went away I'll get it over now. I'll get money, I'll get funny again Walk away now and you're gonna start a war We expected something, something better than before. We expected something more You were always weird but I never had to hold you by the edges like I do now You were always weird but I never had to hold you by the edges like I do now Walk away now and you're gonna start a war Whatever went away I'll get it over now. I'll get money, I'll get funny again Whatever went away I'll get it over now. I'll get money, I'll get funny again Walk away now and you're gonna start a war Walk away now and you're gonna start a war |
Sunday, 2 December 2007
Season 2 Episode 9
Holy Matrimony
First Aired: 2/Dec/2007
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Tommy: Are you kidding me? You can't pay for that kind of publicity. So, um you guys back together? Kevin: You know, we're just in the process of, you know, becoming a "we." Depending on what your definition of "we" is. Scotty: He's such a romantic. Kevin: It's not that. Uncle Jack: Oh, no. Not this putz. Kevin: Hey, everyone. Uncle Jack. I can call you that, right? Now that we're almost family. Uncle Jack: I don't think so. No. Come on, troops. Let's go find our spots. Let's go find our places. Come on, kids. Kevin: Well, that was unpleasant. So just... just be good to Kitty. Robert: Better than you were to my brother? Kevin: That's unfair. Robert: He is half a world away trying to make a difference with his life. He is all alone and you dump him. Now it's none of my business, so I'm just going to get through this. I'm gonna be cordial. And that's what we should do for Kitty's sake. Kevin: Of course. Scotty: Any chance I can take another picture? Kevin: No, you only get one. I can't believe the entire McCallister clan are giving me the cold shoulder. I mean, what did Jason tell them? Scotty: No idea. Oh, God. Look at what your mom's date wrote. "Stop the erosion of civil rights. Peace and love, Stan." Kevin: You know, I'm done justifying this breakup. Scotty: Then don't. Kevin: Well, why am I the bad guy? You know, I didn't set out to hurt Jason. What... You know, I'm not the only one to blame here. In fact, he's... Scotty: Okay, enough! Done. Stop. I'm not here as a friend to listen to you endlessly go on about your ex-boyfriend. Because however you define what we are, we're not platonic anymore. And the fact that you're willing to obsess over Jason... Kevin: I'm not obsessed. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Scotty: I'm gonna take a walk. ♪ Start A War ♪ by The National ♪ Listen Kevin: I can't believe I made it through that entire wedding sober. Scotty: You were in lockdown. Kevin: Yeah, with Stan. Like a new, special kind of torture. Scotty: Yeah, kind of like being stuck talking to a bunch of relatives you don't know. Kevin: Yeah, I'm sorry. Look, I was the worst date today. Scotty: "Date" implies you actually see the person. Kevin: I know. I just... You know, I didn't know Jason's family were going to get to me like that. Scotty: Get to you? You were making death threats. Kevin: Oh, yeah, yeah, do I look like an assassin? You can't get mad at me for being upset at a bunch of people I don't even know, acting like I'm the gay guy who doesn't know how to commit. Scotty: Then why did you stand there telling everyone we're still trying to define the word "we"? Kevin: Because you said you wanted to take things slow, Scotty. Scotty: You're not over him, Kev. At least that's what it feels like to me. Kevin: Okay, maybe I'm not over Jason completely, but I am getting there. Scotty, I wanna be with you. Scotty: Me, too. But sometimes just because you want something doesn't mean it's possible. |
Tuesday, 27 November 2007
Monday, 26 November 2007
Season 2 Episode 8 - music
Season 2 Episode 8 - music
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