Sunday, 31 January 2010
Season 4 Episode 14 - music
The Pasadena Primary First Aired: 31/Jan/2010 | |
"Everybody" (2009) | "Everybody" by Ingrid Michaelson The family re-votes on Kitty's run for election. Lyrics: We have fallen down again tonight, In this world it's hard to get it right. Trying to make your heart fit like a glove, What you need is love, love, love. Chorus (x2): Everybody, everybody wants to love, Everybody, everybody wants to be loved. Oh oh oh, oh oh oh Happy is the heart that still feels pain, Darkness drains and light will come again. Swing open up your chest and let it in, Just let the love, love, love begin. [Chorus x2] Everybody knows the love Everybody holds the love, Everybody folds for love. Everybody feels the love, Everybody steals the love, Everybody heals with love. Oh oh oh Just let the love, love, love begin [Chorus] Just let the love, love, love begin [Chorus] [Chorus x4] |
Season 4 Episode 14 - music
The Pasadena Primary First Aired: 31/Jan/2010 | |
"The Complete Jetzone" (2008) | "Hard Time" by The Jetzons Kitty finds Kevin and he receives bad news about the implantation. Lyrics: |
Season 4 Episode 14
The Pasadena Primary First Aired: 31/Jan/2010 | ||
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Scotty: I bet they turn this place into a clothing store after we leave. Nora: Scotty, this place is not gonna close. It's just a slow time. Scotty: No, they're gonna put the jeans over there, and the sweater rack over there for the lightweight knits. Nora: Are we gonna stand around and have a pity party all afternoon or are you gonna help me with this event? Scotty: Honestly? Nora: Oh, Scotty, listen to me. You have a full house tomorrow night. You have two great guest chefs, the mayor and me. Scotty: Yeah. Nora: And it's gonna be fabulous. And gray skies are gonna clear up. Sunny days ahead, you'll see. Scotty: Hello. Optimistic? Okay. Thank you. So much for sunny days. That's the mayor and he's snowed in, in Chicago. They booked him on a flight tomorrow and they're optimistic he can make it on time. Even God wants this restaurant to close. Nora: Just stop. Let's not panic, okay? We're gonna... Kevin: What's wrong with him? Nora: He's a little low. Would you remind him that this restaurant is his baby? You can't give up on it. Scotty: Oh, the baby. Kevin: Mom, can you avoid using the B word? We find out Monday if Michelle's pregnant, we're all on edge. Scotty: I'm not gonna be able to provide for a family. I'm gonna be in my car, with a baby. Nora: No one is gonna be living in your car. You know what, let's be honest here, Scotty. You're just the head chef here. This puppy could go down and you could get another job anywhere just like that. Kevin: But you won't have to because tomorrow night, we're all gonna wow Pasadena's finest with some culinary magic. Scotty: No, not we. You're going to your reunion. Nora: What reunion? Scotty: His 20th reunion. He says he's not going. Kevin: I'm not. Nora: You're not going to your reunion? Scotty: He's petrified. Kevin: I'm not petrified, I'm disdainful. There's a difference. Nora: He's petrified. He did not have a good high-school experience. Kevin: Thanks, Scotty. Nora: Oh, Scotty. Yeah, Scotty. The mayor what? Oh, no, Denver? Scotty: They had to make an emergency landing. Nora: Oh, God. Well, you know what? Just tell him to get on another flight. Bump someone. He's the mayor after all. Scotty: I know, it's awful. Oh, hold on a second. Hello. Robert: Hey, Scotty, it's Robert. Scotty: Oh, hi, Robert. You know, now's not really a good time... Robert: Hey, I hear you need a chef. Nora: What are you doing? Scotty: Yeah. How did you hear that? Robert: I just want you to know that I am available and I can be there in an hour. Nora: Put your hand over the phone. Scotty: Really? Oh, yeah, that'd be fantastic. I mean, senator trumps mayor, right? Nora: Put your hand over the phone. Robert: Why don't I put us all on speakerphone? There you go, you got us both. Nora: Hi, Scotty. Scotty: All right, looks like we're back in business. Nora: Yeah, isn't that lucky for us? Robert: Listen, let's not waste time. Nora and I will get our stuff and we will be there shortly. Nora: We'll be there soon. Scotty: All right, I'll see you then. Bye. Thanks. Scotty: Well, in front of you, you'll find the menus and the recipes. We're gonna start with a watermelon roasted salad, a lamb stew over polenta, and for dessert, a pumpkin bread pudding. Nora: Scotty, I just want to say this. Are you really set on this regular feta? Sharp feta is so much more flavorful. Robert: This cumin, you don't mind if I make a little tweak, do you? Scotty: No. Robert: Good. I was thinking of lessening it in favor of a little more coriander to make the flavor of the meat pop. It's a trick the Israeli prime minister taught me at the UN Food Summit last year. Nora: Ah. Scotty: Okay. Well, I mean, those both sound doable, so long as we otherwise stick to the menu I shopped for. Nora: Absolutely. Absolutely. Robert: Yeah, okay. Nora: Okay, so... Scotty: Well, you have everything you need, so I'll let you get to it. Nora: Yeah. Here we go. Robert: Thanks. Nora: Yeah. Okay, so why don't I get started on the meat? Robert: Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait a minute. That's the entr, my name's on it. Nora: Well, all the more reason why I should probably cook it. Lamb can be very tricky. Why don't you put the water on for the polenta? Robert: You want me to boil water? Nora: Didn't the Israeli prime minister teach you how to do that? Scotty: You know what, guys? I don't mean to interrupt here, but maybe you could share the lamb duties? A lot goes into it. Robert: Excellent. Great idea. You know, he's really right about that. It's so much better this way. You and I, together, united front. Wow. I thought you had to check your weapons at the door. Nora: Only a Republican would see these as weapons and not kitchen utensils. Robert: You know, with Kitty in the Senate, you wouldn't have to conceal those bad boys. Nora: Let's just stick to cooking tonight, all right? Robert: I'm just saying. Nora: Cook! Scotty: Apps are a hit, you guys. Can't wait to taste that stew. Robert: Just making a few improvements. Nora: Too much coriander. Robert: Correct. My bad. But it's gonna be great. Scotty: Great. I'm sure it will be. ♪ Hard Times ♪ by The Jetzsons ♪ ♪ Listen Kitty: There you are. I've been looking all over for you. Kevin: Yeah, look, Kitty's here now. Are you gonna be okay? You sure? Okay, I love you too. Bye. Kitty: What happened? Kevin: The implantation didn't take. Michelle had her period. Kitty: Oh, crap, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kev. Kevin: It's not the end of the world, we have more eggs. Cindy: Hey, Kevin. Kevin! Lewinsky told us you're doing the whole surrogacy thing. Is that true? Kevin: Yeah. Cindy: Well, so did Marvin Kruger. Remember him? Marvin: Hi. Cindy: He's gay too. Marvin: My partner and I had our twins about five years ago. Best thing that ever happened to us. I'm so happy for you guys. Kevin: Thank you. Cindy: Yay! Kevin: Yay. ♪ Everybody ♪ by Ingrid Michaelson ♪ Listen Scotty: It might help. You all right? Kevin: You okay? Scotty: Mm-hmm. Kevin: I love you. Scotty: I love you too. Sarah: I can't stop eating these things. They're so good. Justin: Lovebirds, come on. You're melting the ice cream out here. Saul: Could we just please start this thing already? Kitty: Stop being so grumpy about it. Robert: We're having a re-vote. Scotty: A re-vote? Kevin: Okay, the election results are invalidated, so we're gonna do it again. Kitty: Yes. Kevin: Okay, let's get it over with. Rebecca: All right, I'll get a paper and pen. Nora: No, no, no. No paper and pen. This is not gonna be an anonymous vote, all right? We're gonna have it all out in the open. I'm not gonna be falsely accused again. Saul: Okay. Kevin: Fine. Kitty, you have the floor. Kitty: Okay. All those in favor of me running for... Nora: Aye! Kitty: Of me running for Robert's Senate seat, say "Aye." All: Aye! |
Monday, 18 January 2010
Season 4 Episode 13 - music
Season 4 Episode 13 - music
Sunday, 17 January 2010
Season 4 Episode 13
Run Baby Run First Aired: 17/Jan/2010 | ||
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Michelle: Will you please come over here? I can't see you back there. Kevin: I'm sorry. I was just trying to be respectful of your, you know, lady parts. Michelle: "Lady parts"? Is he joking? Scotty: No. If we become parents, you will say penis and vagina, not licorice and lady parts. Kevin: Hey, Mom. Nora: I just wanted to tell you I'm thinking about you and I'm sending you very strong vibes. Michelle: I think it's a little weird to have your mom in the room during conception. Dr Cortez: Hey, guys. Kevin: The doctor's here. Bye. Michelle: Why did I drink so much water? Dr. Cortez: Well, a full bladder makes your uterus easier to see with the sonogram. Michelle: Is it gonna hurt? Dr. Cortez: Actually, it's done. Two embryos. Kevin: Wow, really? Michelle: Talk about premature ejaculation. Dr. Cortez: Now, Michellele, I need you to stay still and lie here for an hour. After that, it's 36 hours of bed rest. Michelle: My friend Sam's gonna help me. Kevin: What friend Sam? Scotty: She has a friend named Sam. What's the problem? Kevin: No problem. No Sam working together. She's not gonna move. We're not taking any chances. Dr. Cortez: You do know that with in vitro, you need to abstain from sexual activity up until week 16. Michelle: Sixteen? Dr. Cortez: Mm-hm. Michelle: No, I did not know that. Kevin: Oh, well, now you do. Michelle: Maybe you guys should abstain for 16 weeks in solidarity. Justin: Oh, it's Scotty. Hey. Are you knocked up yet? Scotty: Well, keep your fingers crossed. We just need to elevate her feet, so the salmon can swim upstream. Justin: Okay, I'm just gonna put you on speaker so I'm not the only one grossed out. Hold on, buddy. Scotty: Hi, guys. Sarah: Hey. Rebecca: Hi Michelle: Hi, total strangers who know way too much about my business. Sarah: How did everything go? Scotty: Oh, well, you know, the buns are orbiting the oven. We just need to keep Squirmy McSquirmypants still for the next 36 hours so they can land. Rebecca: Oh, Michellele, I was working like crazy when I got pregnant. Don't let them drive you nuts. Scotty: We're just trying to be overly cautious, that's all. Sarah: Where's Kevin? Scotty: Oh, Robert called. He said it was important. You know how that is. Robert calls, Kevin jumps, that sort of... thing. Michellele, what's that smell? Michelle: Ah. That's my oven. I have a gas leak. The landlord was supposed to fix it. Scotty: Wait, a gas leak? Michelle: It's just a little one. Sarah: Scotty, you've gotta get her out of there right now. Scotty: The doctor said she's to be on bed rest. Sarah: Well, find her a different bed. Scotty: I guess we'll take her back to our place. Sarah: Come on. Where would you two sleep? Bring her over here tonight. The kids are with Joe, so she can have Paige's room. Scotty: Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. And thank God Kevin's not here. He'd be having a nervous breakdown. ♪ Bad Romance ♪ by Lady Gaga ♪ Listen Scotty: Ooh! Kevin: Michellele, could you take it easy? Michelle: I'm not moving, Kevin. Kevin: You're flapping your arms. You have to stay still or it might not stick. Michelle: It's an embryo, not Velcro. Scotty: Yes. Michelle: Don't start your victory dance. It's my serve now. Kevin: Let her win, would you? Michelle: I don't wanna play if he's gonna throw the game. Kevin: Well... Scotty: Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke? Kevin: She's not supposed to laugh. Where are you going? Michelle: I have to use the bathroom. Is that all right? Kevin: Do you really have to use the bathroom or are you just being spiteful? Michelle: Do you wanna find out? Kevin: Come on, Scotty, you have to back me up over this. You heard what the doctor said. No moving at all. So, what does that mean? She has to be careful. Scotty: She also said some women go jogging, some women have sex, drink the next morning and nine months later... Michelle: I know, I know, I know. I'm sorry. I just really, really want this to work. ♪ The One ♪ by Mary J Blige ft. Drake ♪ Listen Scotty: Okay, here you are. Two bottles of water and an entire newsstand worth of magazines. Michelle: Thanks. So Sam just texted me and he is on his way. You don't think that Kevin's gonna be coming up here all night, right? Scotty: Yes. Michelle: Here's the thing. I didn't know how to tell Kevin this, but Sam is more than just a friend. Scotty: You're kidding me, right? Michelle: Don't you get upset. Scotty: Well, how long have you been seeing him? Michelle: A month. Scotty: Aww. Michelle: Where does it say that a surrogate can't have a boyfriend? Scotty: Nowhere. But you have to tell us these things. Michelle: I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I just thought Kevin would get mad. Scotty: Yeah, well, he's gonna be a lot madder now that you kept it from us. Okay. At least tell me he's a nice guy. Michelle: Yes. He's a really nice guy and he's really responsible, and he's really sweet. And he's just a little younger than I am. Scotty: How much younger? Michelle: Nineteen. Scotty: Nine... Scotty: Listen, Kevin, Sam is on his way over here with some DVDs. Kevin: Great. He can leave them with me. Scotty: We can't control her. She has a personal life. Be nice. Sarah: Well, if he wants to stay for dinner, I have a spare seat. Place. Scotty: Kevin: I hope you're not Sam. Roy: Uh, no. Sarah: Roy. Oh, my God. What are you doing here? Roy: You invited me to dinner. Sarah: Oh, well, yes. Of course I did. I guess I figured after our little argument... Kevin: Look, Sarah, Roy's brought wine. I'm Kevin. This is Scotty. Scotty: Hi. Roy: Hey. Kevin: Do you have a backpack we should check? Sarah: Oh, by the way, Sam's here. Kevin: He is? Sarah: Mm-hm. Nora: Well, listen. You guys have fun. We'll just be downstairs, so call us if you need us. Sam: We're gonna watch a zombie movie. Kevin: You're gonna watch a zombie movie? I don't want her seeing violence. Nora: Kevin, it's just a movie, for goodness' sakes. When I was pregnant with you I saw The Exorcist and you turned out just fine. Kevin: Well, she's not pregnant yet, that's the whole point. Scotty: Second of all, he didn't turn out fine. Nora: No. Scotty: Kevin, this is Sam. Sam: It's great to meet you. Nora: So anyway, come on, let's go. Scotty: Yeah. Nora: Bye, guys. Scotty: Yeah, bye. Come on. Kevin: Uh, she's, she's, she's on bed rest. You got that? Sam: Yes, sir. Kevin: Yeah. Nora: Sorry. We were just talking to Michellele who is stuck in bed for the next 36 hours. Scotty: Twenty six and counting, actually. Sarah: Ah, Kevin, Roy was just saying how much he enjoyed Kitty's book. Kevin: Oh. Well, she does have a great political mind. Wouldn't you say, Robert? Robert: It's one of the reasons I married her. Roy: My sister gave it to me. She's a Democrat and I'm a Republican so... Sarah: Oh. Robert: This just keeps getting better and better. Sarah: That explains everything. Nora: Explains what? Roy: I believe schools have the right to search lockers and backpacks. Sarah: Without good cause. Now, that's crazy, right? Saul: No. I don't think that's crazy at all. Sarah: What? Nora: What if someone brings a gun onto campus? Sarah: Mom, I can't believe you're saying this. Robert: My kids go to school in D.C. I don't want anything getting into the building other than homework. Sarah: Com, come on. It's, it's an invasion of the kids' privacy. It's gotta be illegal, right? Kevin, back me up on this. Kevin: No, I don't think so. Not on school property. Sarah: Really? Kevin: Mm-hm. Nora: Just ignore him. He has been a pill all day. Saul, why don't you just go upstairs and introduce yourself to Michellele and her boyfriend? Saul: Why don't you not tell me what I should be doing? Okay? I'm perfectly happy the way I am. Kevin: Boyfriend? I thought they were friends. Scotty: Kevin, calm down. Kevin: Are they a couple? Scotty: Yes, they're dating. She just told... Kevin. Kevin: Excuse me. Robert: He let a guy up there? Kitty: It's... Scotty: I'm sorry. Robert: I'm gonna get a beer. You want one? Kevin: All right, that's it. All the zombies are dead. We can go to sleep feeling safe and sound. Michelle: Wait. I like to watch the credits. Kevin: Why? No one would put their real name to that movie. Sam: I loved it. Scotty: Yeah, I liked it too. Kevin: Lights out. I mean it. Scotty: Okay. Sam: See you tomorrow. Kevin: Ah, Michellele, he knows the rules, right? For the next 16 weeks? Scotty: Okay, Kevin, you're gonna drive them crazy. Kevin: He's teenagers think about sex endlessly. Scotty: Well, yes. Sam: I'm right here, man. Kevin: I know, man. That's the problem. Sam: All right, just so you know, I was so excited when she told me what she was doing. I still am. I wish you guys a lot of luck. Kevin: Great, now I feel bad. Michelle: Maybe you'll be nicer from now on. Kevin: Michellele, you do know how grateful I am for everything you're doing, right? Michelle: Yeah. Can I ask you guys a question? Seriously? Kevin: Of course. Michelle: If this doesn't work out, you're not gonna be mad at me, right? Scotty: Oh, no. No. Kevin: No. Not at all. Michelle: Okay, good. Because I can't stop laughing. It's impossible. I find the world funny. Kevin: You're absolutely right. Do you know what I'm gonna do right now? I'm gonna let Scotty tell his joke. Scotty: Oh, really? Kevin: Yeah. Scotty: I'm a little nervous now, but... Michelle: Come on. Scotty: Okay. Do you wanna see my impression of a gay owl? Kevin: Yeah. Sam: Yes. Michelle: Yeah. Scotty: "Who?" Kevin: That's good. That's funny. Scotty: Yeah. Michelle: Yeah. Kevin: You made it funny. |
Monday, 11 January 2010
Season 4 Episode 12 - music
Sunday, 10 January 2010
Season 4 Episode 12
The Science Fair First Aired: 10/Jan/2010 | ||
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Kevin: Why does it take six days to see if an embryo has turned into a blast? Scotty: Yeah, and then we have to wait nine months to see if we made a baby. Kevin: You think any of my embryos will make it into a blast? Scotty: Yeah, I'm sure they did. Some of them. Kevin: Your sperm tested better. Scotty: Yours tested fine. Kevin: Adequate. Scotty: Adequate is fine. Kevin: This is our file. Scotty: Kevin, back away from the desk. Kevin: I just wanna peek. Dr. Cortez: Sorry to keep you waiting. Scotty: Oh, that's okay. We don't mind. Kevin: No. We can't wait to hear the news. Not that we know what it is, we don't. Scotty: Kevin, don't be weird. Kevin: Sorry. Dr. Cortez: Okay, let's see. Your egg donor produced ten viable eggs, you each fertilized five, and as of this morning, eight of those embryos have progressed to blastocysts. That's what we wanna see. Scotty: Oh, my God. Kevin: That's incredible. Dr. Cortez: Right now, five of the blasts are yours, Kevin. And three are Scotty's. Kevin: I'm, I'm sor, I'm sorry. Are you...? Five out of five? Dr. Cortez: I can double-check the labs. Kevin: Not that three isn't great. Are you okay? I mean, are you all right? Scotty: Yeah. I'm thrilled. Dr. Cortez: Now, we still need to wait and see how many of these blasts become advanced blasts. I'll call you in the morning with a progress report. Scotty: I can't believe this is actually happening. Kevin: I know! We're actually gonna be dads. It's freaking me out. Wow. Scotty: Don't be, don't be weird. Kevin: Sorry. Sorry. Paige: Okay. Kevin: And? Paige: That's it. The light goes on. Scotty: Oh. Wow. That's, that's, that's awesome. Isn't it, Kevin? Kevin: Well, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. You know what? It's a little hard to see. Scotty: I, I saw it. Paige: Really? Kevin: Yeah, no, I saw it, too. I just think... You know what? I think we could amp this up. Get it? Amp it up? Paige: I know what a pun is. I just didn't really get a charge out of it. Scotty: I like you, Paige Whedon. Paige: So, what should we do to see it better? Scotty: Nothing. The project is perfect. Kevin: Yeah, yes, it is perfect. But you know what? When I walk into a courtroom, I think of two things, okay? Facts and presentation. The fact is the battery works. Great. If we could build a bigger battery and turn on something bigger, I think we would really wow the judges. Paige: Like a radio? Kevin: Yeah, a radio is a good start. Sarah: I'm off to Aunt Kitty's. Paige: Mom, do we have a radio? Sarah: A radio? Why? Paige: Do we have one or not? Sarah: Yes. Yes. I think there is an one in the attic. Paige: I'll get it. Sarah: Thank you. She won't let me near this project. Kevin: What can I say? I think I've got the touch. Sarah: Have you ever argued with a tween? Scotty: I have. I live with him. Kevin: Says the Miley fan. Sarah: It's good practice for you two. Okay, I'm off. I'm off! Scotty: Bye. Kevin: Bye. You know, if you're not in the mood, we don't have to do this. Scotty: Yeah, no. Why wouldn't I be in the mood? Kevin: No reason. Scotty: Okay, just because you're feeling full of yourself because you have five healthy embryos... Kevin: What are you talking about? Scotty: It doesn't mean I'm not happy with my three. Kevin: And you should be. Three's great. Scotty: Oh, my God, if you could hear yourself right now. Kevin: What? Scotty: Kevin, it's not... Paige: I found one. Scotty: Okay. Great. Justin: One point twenty-three watts. Kevin: Okay, more lemons, doctor. Stat! Justin: Stop calling me doctor. Why did we pay for these? We own a fruit company. Kevin: Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. Okay, how are we doing on this display? Scotty: We are still glittering. My father would be so proud. Kevin: Great. Make sure you get the corners. I don't know why I'm so worried about being a dad. I think I was born to do this. Justin: Whoa. Look at this thing. Remember when we used to steal this and take it to the beach? Kevin: Can we forget the "back in the day" speech and concentrate on the dancing hamster? Justin: Uh... No dancing hamster. Kevin: What do you mean, no dan... How could they be out of dancing hamsters? That's the key to our success. Scotty: A dancing rodent is the key? Kevin: Yeah, make the judges laugh. That's basic. Did you check Aisle 7? Justin: I did and that's what I bought. Kevin: Of course you picked a robot. How butch. Scotty: Wait, how is a robot butch? Justin: Watch. Turn it on. Yeah! Paige: Awesome. Scotty: Okay, that's pretty butch. Justin: See? A science project is about science. Kevin: I beg to differ. Paige, don't let anyone tell you winning doesn't matter. It does. Aren't you gonna tell me, "No, it doesn't"? Justin: If you can't do it, you can't do it, right? That's the way the world works. Kevin: Wow, medical school is teaching you something. Justin: Yeah, you have no idea. Scotty: What your uncles are trying to say is that it's learning that's important. Paige: Uh-huh. So what about the disco balls? Are we still using them? Kevin: Absolutely. Kevin: How about now? Justin: Nope. Kevin: What do you mean, "nope"? Justin: I mean, we don't have enough volts. Unless you don't understand the basic concept of how a battery works. Scotty: You know what, all this science is making me hungry. Do you wanna help me make something in the kitchen? Paige: Can I, Uncle Kevin? Kevin: Absolutely. As long as it doesn't involve fruit. Are we really out of lemons? Justin: Look, Paige said the radio was fine. Kevin: That's not enough. Justin: It's enough for her. Kevin: Look, This is gonna work, okay? So don't give up so easily. Justin: You know what? Fine. You do it. Kevin: What are you doing? Justin: Look, I'm done. You obviously know what it takes to succeed, so just... You finish it. Kevin: All right. What's going on with you? Justin: I can't watch you take over Paige's project. Do you honestly think it helps her? Because it doesn't, Kevin. So what if she wins now? Someday she'll be in a place where no one can help her and it's all on her. And then what? Kevin: Justin, she's in sixth grade. Justin: And so was I. And I might've learned something if you and everybody else in this family didn't do everything for me. Kevin: What are you talking about? You're in medical school. Justin: Yeah, and I'm failing out. Kevin: What? Justin: I'm on academic probation and they're trying to kick me out. Kevin: Oh, God. All right. Amm, does Mom know? Justin: Kevin, I'm a grown man. They don't send report cards home. But it doesn't matter because I'm gonna drop out. I gotta go. Please tell Paige everything's okay and I'll see her at the science fair. | ||
Kevin: Sarah, where are you? Sarah: Paige wanted some space. Why, is everything okay? Kevin: No, it is not. It's a disaster. Henry's earthquake simulator is out of control and there's no way he made any of it. Sarah: You don't know that. Kevin: I do. Where are you? Sarah: I'm about to leave, but listen, I found out this thing about Simon. Kevin: Simon? Who's Simon? Mom's Simon? Sarah: I Googled him again. There's this picture of him from some Boca Raton Society page. He's at a benefit with an older attractive woman on his arm. Marilyn Weisman. Kevin: Maybe he has a thing for older women. Sarah: No, but what if he has one in every city? Don't you think I should tell Mom? Kevin: You should forget about Simon, think about Henry. Sarah: Don't you mean Paige? Kevin: No. I mean, yeah. Look, just get down here. Sarah: Cooper! Justin: We got it. Scotty: Wow, Paige, I gotta say, it looks fantastic. Rebecca: Yeah, really. Paige: Do you think it's better than Henry's? Scotty: Oh, yeah. Rebecca: Who's Henry? Your nemesis? Justin: It's more like Kevin's nemesis. Scotty: Hi. Could you wait one second for me? Have you seen Kevin? Rebecca: Yeah. I saw him just a second ago. You want me to find him? Scotty: Tell him it's important. Yes, doctor, go ahead. Justin: Let's do a few little tweaks here. Kevin: Hi. Henry's dad: You interested in earthquakes? I'm sure Henry can answer any of your questions. Kevin: Actually, yeah. I do have a couple of questions, Henry. Kevin: And you figured this equation out yourself? Henry: It wasn't hard. My manipulated variable is the building's construction material. My responding variable is how long it takes for the building to collapse. Kevin: Right. How long did it take to build the model? Henry: A couple days. Kevin: A couple of days? What's your superpower? Architecture? Seriously, one dad to another, you built most of this yourself, right? Henry's Dad: I'm sorry, whose father are you? Kevin: That's not relevant. Henry's Dad: What's your name? Kevin: Sterling. Scotty: Kevin. Kevin: Sterling Kevin. Good luck. What are you doning? I practically had them disqualified. Scotty: I talked to the clinic. Kevin: What? Really? Scotty: Yeah. Kevin: And? Scotty: Well, it's not great. Only four of ours made it to advanced blasts. Kevin: You're kidding. Scotty: I'm trying to not get depressed. I mean, we still have four. Kevin: Of course. Of course. No, you're absolutely right. Our baby is our baby. Did any of yours make it? Scotty: Oh, no, actually, the four that didn't make it are yours. Mine are all good. Kevin: I lost four? Scotty: The doctor said there's no rhyme or reason. I mean, your embryo could end up becoming the one. Kevin: Wow. Scotty: Are you okay? Because I know that... Kevin: I'm fine. I'm fine. Look, I knew we didn't have any control over this, so I should... I should get back to Paige. Scotty: Do you wanna talk about this...? Kevin: No, no, I don't. I'm fine. Kevin: Psst! Is she gone? Paige: Yeah. Kevin: Okay, huddle up. I've been doing some reconnaissance. Paige: Reconnaissance? Kevin: Sizing up the competition. Seriously lame. But you're right about that Henry kid. So I think we pump up the volume, squeeze in a few more oranges. Paige: Do we have enough time? Kevin: Yeah, but we've gotta get going. Scotty: Kevin, be careful. None of that fruit's glued to those boxes. Justin: Kevin, what are you doing? I already set this up. Paige: We want the robot to dance longer. Justin: Dance longer? Rebecca: Justin, You have to come see this booth. It's about the brain and how process... Justin: Not right now. Kevin, what's your problem? Kevin: Look, I'm not giving up on victory, okay? I know that's not how you look at the world. Justin: Because you're such a role model? Rebecca: Justin, can you just come ...? Justin: Not right now. All right. You know watching you act like this, I know I made the right decision. Rebecca: What decision? Sarah: Hey, hey. Come on, guys. What's, what's going on? You're supposed to be finished. Nora: The judging is ready to start. Kevin: I know, I know. One more and we're there. Sarah: You think there's room for one more? Kevin: Yeah. Justin: 'Cause it's gonna topple over. Kevin: Would you all just be quiet and let me do this? Justin: Kevin! Kevin! Sarah: Oh! Nora: Oh. Paige: Awwww. Kevin: Paige, I am so sorry. Nora: Oh, it's all right. Don't panic. We'll pick them all up one at a time. Sarah: Paige, I promise we'll fix this. Paige: No, it's ruined because you butt in! Why can't you just stay out of it and let me do it myself? Kevin: There you are. Do you mind if I join you? We don't have to talk. You can just yell at me. Or, you know, maybe I'll talk. Because, Paige, this really isn't your mom's fault, okay? It's my fault and I am really, really, really sorry. You know, when I was your age, I was... I was teased a lot. Paige: Because you were gay? Kevin: Uh... Yeah, well, maybe. Although nobody really knew back then. I was a really weird kid. I mean, for my sixth-grade talent show, I sang a medley from Grease. Including the Sandy numbers. Paige: And you don't think anyone knew you were gay? Kevin: That's not the point. I was trying to prove something. Paige: That you're not gay? Kevin: No, that... That I wasn't a dork. Paige: So my science project was all about your dorkiness? Kevin: Yeah. Kind of. You know, the sad thing is, Scotty and I were trying so hard to be dads and I think I just screwed up the first test drive. Paige: Don't worry. It's not like you're gonna get a 12-year-old right off the bat. Kevin: Okay. So how do I make it up to you? Paige: Can we just sneak out back and get out of here? Kevin: We could. We could just do that. Or you could walk back in there with your head held high and present your project. Paige: But it fell apart. Kevin: No. My project fell apart. Yours didn't. ♪ Perfect Moment ♪ by Darden Smith ♪ Listen Nora: So did Kevin find her? Scotty: I don't know. Sarah: Okay, we're gonna have to stall because she's up next. Judge: Uh, Paige Whedon? Nora: She's in the ladies' room. Sarah: Yeah, just a minute. Paige: No, wait. I'm here. Kevin: Go get them. Paige: My science project illustrates how a battery can be made using citrus fruit. It was a lot bigger, but it got knocked down. But that's okay. I can still show you the principle. I used two different types of metals, copper and zinc. When you squeeze the lemon, the juice acts as a conductor, and the electrons flow through the wires in one direction. There you go. A battery. Kevin: Hurry up, we're gonna be late. Scotty: It's a doctor's appointment. No matter how late you are, they still keep you waiting. Kevin: That's because everyone thinks that. If people showed up on time it would work. Scotty: Kevin, stop worrying. Everything's gonna be fine. Kevin: I'm not worried. I know what she's gonna say. We should implant two embryos and they should both be yours. Scotty: Well, it's not her decision to make. Kevin: I almost cost Paige her honorable mention yesterday because I wanted her to come in first. Her idea was perfect. I tried to make it better with a disco ball. Scotty: Actually I liked that part. Kevin: You know what I should've done? I should've left her alone. And of course I would love the chance to be the biological father, but that's not gonna make me a better dad. What would make me a better dad is knowing it's not about me. Scotty: Well, you know, it also means that no matter what, we're in this together. Which is why I want to use one of yours and one of mine. Kevin: No, it's too much of a risk. Biology isn't fair. Scotty: That doesn't mean that we can't be. Kevin: Really? Wow. Okay. |
Monday, 4 January 2010
Season 4 Episode 11 - music
Sunday, 3 January 2010
Season 4 Episode 11
A Bone to Pick First Aired: 03/Jan/2010 | ||
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Scotty: Oh, well, you know, at least you get to make a lot of use out of that dress. Saul: Who needs to walk down the aisle when you can parade around the waiting room? Rebecca: Do I look like I'm parading? Sarah: Come on, no one's parading. Kevin: I am. Look, we all heard the doctor. She's gonna be fine. This isn't to do with the cancer. So who wants potato chips? Sarah: Oh, I do. Kevin: Anyone else? Justin: No, please. Sarah: Wow. It's hard to believe that we were all supposed to be in Hawaii. Saul: Right, and now it's like the Ten Plagues of Egypt. Hurricane, relocated wedding, collapsed maid of honor. Sarah: Mom's date's a no-show. Kevin: Groom freak-out. Rebecca: Don't forget about the knocked-up bride. Sarah: Mmm. Saul: This wedding is more cursed than Liza Minnelli's. Kevin: That's the gayest thing ever to come out of your mouth, Saul. Saul: Robert. Robert: Hey. Hey. Where is she? Saul: One fifty-seven. Go, go, go. Nora: Okay, listen up, everybody. Listen up. We've gotta divide and conquer. Obviously, the most important thing is Evan. He's been with the sitter for hours. Sarah: I'll get Evan. Nora: Okay, great. While you're there, get her toiletries. You know which products she likes. Saul, call Tommy, give him an update. He just landed in Seattle. Saul: Okay. Nora: Justin, Rebecca, come with me. And get some of the food that Scotty made for the wedding. Justin: That's great. I'm starving. Nora: No, it's for the nurses. I want Kitty to be their favorite patient. Kevin. Kevin: Yes, lieutenant? Nora: I need you hold down the office for a few days so Robert doesn't need to deal with anything. Kevin: Basically, what I do every day. Nora: You got it. Okay, you're dismissed. Let's go, go, go. Everybody, go. Saul: All right. Scotty: So is this what you do all day? Sit at your computer? Kevin: Yeah, I just watch YouTube videos. Scotty: Ah. Okay. Let's go eat. Kevin: As soon as I cancel Robert's speech at the Security Institute. Oh, would you please stop e-mailing me? Scotty: Who is it? Kevin: Oh, it's this firm we hired to do internal opposition research. You know, when you run for office, you have to find out what the other guy can dig up on you. Scotty: Oh. What kind of stuff are you digging for? Kevin: Unpaid taxes, controversial quotes from old college essays, that kind of thing. The guy who owns the company, Lewis, he is... He's totally out of control. He's now tailing Robert. He's meant to be researching public records, not on a spy mission. Scotty: Oh, and you're paying his mileage. Kevin: Yeah, well, that's the problem. He keeps sending me these updates about a place in Westwood. Apparently Robert's been making biweekly visits to a house. Scotty: Oh. Kevin: You know what? I'm not gonna worry about it. Because I can promise you Robert has a perfectly good reason for being in Westwood. I'm not gonna ask him about it, because I'm not worried. Scotty: The problem is, you sound worried. Kevin: Hey, Mom. Why? What's up? Yeah, sure, we can come now. Okay. Yeah. Bye. Scotty: What's wrong? Kevin: I have to get a blood test. ♪ She Has No Time ♪ by Keane ♪ Listen Saul: So sorry we're late. Look who I have. Nora: Oh, Ryan, just in time. All: Hey. Sarah: Come on, Ryan, take a bow. Kitty: My hero. Take a bow. Robert: From the start, Kitty has inspired me Scotty: I think I just lost my place as favorite son-in-law. Kevin: Definitely. Robert: So many of us Robert: go through our days Robert: And I have discovered Robert: that I cannot equally honor Robert: my responsibilities to my constituents Robert: as a senator, Robert: my supporters in this campaign, |
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